Chicago Lizard

February 12, 2009 Chicago, Chicago Lizard, The Dirty 62 5,117 Views

mutant

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, the mutant strikes again where will you see him next? Make him a Dirty Celeb!

Why is he so slimey?  DIRTY ARMY, I need more pictures of this snake.- nik



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Raph And His Bitch

November 12, 2008 Chicago, Chicago Lizard 34 9,162 Views

Raph and His Bitch

THE DIRTY ARMY: Raphy and his mutant b*tch Bronzilla, ugliest couple in the city.

I pray to God that they do not have children.- nik



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Zebra Douche Neck Bozo

September 24, 2008 Chicago, Chicago Lizard, The Dirty 35 6,096 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Hmmmm NASTY!!!  Wednesday at manor with the same tshirt from friday night at crobar!!! filthy.

Douche next time use the gel for your hair and not your face.- nik 



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Ninja Turtle

August 11, 2008 Chicago, Chicago Lizard 27 9,433 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY:
NICK THIS MUTANT’S NAME IS RAPHEAL, QUITE POSSIBLY THE UGLIEST PERSON IN CHICAGO…. HE SWEARS BY HGH AND DOUCHE NECK SHIRTS, HE CAN BE SEEN OUT EVERY NIGHT, BELIEVE ME HE IS A COMPLETE TOOL AND HE NEEDS TO GO BACK TO WHEREVER HE CAME FROM.

Those spider sides are looking a little rough Raph… almost turning into a comb over.  Just Sayin’.- nik



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