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Chin-Chilla Is The Best

May 30, 2014 Chin-Chilla, The Dirty, Toronto 210


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, check out Chin-Chilla and that body… you would never be able to tell she had a child.  The girl is a true inspiration to all girls out there.  She didn’t hook, she stayed classy and got the man of her dreams… after having her child, instead of being lazy, busted her ass in the gym and now is back to her prime.  Love it!!!

I feel like I see stretch marks on the +2′s.- nik

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Chin-Chilla Is The Reason I’m Not Carrying My Baby

December 23, 2013 Chin-Chilla, The Dirty, Toronto 660

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have been a huge fan of Elaine or as you call her Chin-Chilla.  She was always an inspiration to me, she has it all.  She was beautiful and had an amazing body and hit the jackpot when she had a baby with a  pro athlete…. Well, I have the same body as her and ever since she had her baby, I think she has lost all her looks and it seems like she has aged significantly.  It had me and my husband really worried about what is going to happen to me once I have a baby and instead of risking the same bad thing happening to us, we decided to have a surrogate carry the baby for us.  No need to go from a 10 to a 6.134 in a matter of 1 year.  Do you think we are being selfish?  Or maybe not realistic?

Do whatever you think is best to keep your husband wanting to have sex with you. Sex is everything when it comes to marriage, so keep that vagina tight and the breasts high.- nik

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Chin-Chilla Needs To Understand Laundry Fields Scammed The Toronto Raptors

November 15, 2013 Chin-Chilla, The Dirty, Toronto 167



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Chin-Chilla doesn’t understand how the NBA works.  She is always bitching about how fans aren’t happy.  But we all have the right too.  Laundry is making $6.66 million per year and he is average 20 minutes of game play and 5 points per game.  That is the biggest waste of money in NBA history.  I feel like once he signed that big contract he stopped giving a f*ck about the game since that 20 mil over 3 years is guaranteed.  He isn’t full black, so $20 million will be plenty for him, he will invest it and never be broke like 90% of black NBA players after their career is over.

It’s Canada. Basketball doesn’t even count up there.- nik

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Chin-Chilla Has A Ton Of Work Left

October 29, 2013 Chin-Chilla, The Dirty, Toronto 203

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Chin-Chilla has not done a good job at recovering after her pregnancy.  Her face is still looking really chubby and she doesn’t have that sexiness she use to.  Has she given up?  I mean she is rich for life now due to my city’s basketball team getting scammed by her man for over 40 million dollars.

Every chick is different. CC’s face is still swollen from pregnancy… I give her props for having the confidence to share these types of photos.- nik

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When Will Chin-Chilla Get Her Body Back

September 30, 2013 Chin-Chilla, Manhattan, The Dirty 150

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it’s been how many months since she Chinchilla had her baby and she is still heavy. For a former model and a girl who use to work out everyday before Landry knocked her up… what is taking her so long to get that body back?  Chinchilla here is a picture just incase your forgot who you are?

Every girl is different. It took my wife two weeks. I’m sure Chin-Chilla is hitting the gym hard. Also, I hate this picture… her thighs touch and she has a REFUND Gap.- nik

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Chin-Chilla And Laundry Fields Have Finally Given Birth

August 8, 2013 Chin-Chilla, The Dirty, Toronto 94

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it has come… Chin-Chilla and as we call him Laundry had their baby.  The baby boy was born and healthy and we are all happy for that.  I consider it the first baby of TheDirty because Laundry discovered Chin-Chilla on  The infant is already getting more attention than the Royal Baby.  Wanted to say congrats to her and her new family.

Congrats Chin-Chilla. Let’s all pray that you get your body back!- nik

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I Love Chin-Chilla’s Weight Gain

June 23, 2013 Chin-Chilla, Manhattan, The Dirty 57

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have always thought that Chin-Chilla was way too skinny for her own good.  Now that she is about to pop out a little baby, all the weight she has put on has made her really sexy and made her face a lot better.  Wanted to get your opinion on it and see if you agree with me on this one.

No, I think she needs to hit the gym hard once she becomes a momma. Nobody likes a fat Chin-Chilla.- nik

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Chin-Chilla Before All Her Procedures

June 13, 2013 Chin-Chilla, The Dirty, Toronto 48



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I don’t understand what all the hype about Elaine Alden aka Chin-Chilla is? Look at these old photos pre-plastic surgery. She looks like a cheap stripper with her neon-colored lingerie and Wal-Mart force field. Even with all of the make-up and photoshop in these pictures, I still don’t find her attractive. She is all plastic surgery, angles, photoshop, and Mac force field. Without those things, she would be nothing. She got lucky with Landry.

She didn’t get lucky. Chin-Chilla planned out her life… no accidents. Each procedure had a purpose.- nik

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