Chin-Chilla | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 5

The Most Beautiful Woman In The World

April 1, 2012 Chin-Chilla, Manhattan, The Dirty 40

The Most Beautiful Woman in the World

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ve been a follower of the site for a few years. I like scrolling through and seeing all the train wrecks… in a f*cked up way it makes me feel better about my own life. I’ve never submitted anything, but I felt compelled to submit Elaine Alden. Before Chin-chilla mania weekend, I saw Elaine and thought she was pretty but probably just another party girl. I decided to add her on Facebook. Lo and behold she lives in Manhattan like myself. To get to the point, this girl is not just another dumb blonde. She is a legitimate model NOT A PORTA POTTY. From looking at her pictures, it seems to me she comes from a good family too. She always has on Louboutins everywhere she goes, flies in private jets, models for REAL magazines, goes to New York Fashion Week, hangs out with celebrities…. You probably won’t post this because for a change one of your dirty celebs is doing something good with her life. I’m tired of hearing about trash. I hope you post Elaine more because she is a class act.

She is moving to Hollywood, Chin-Chilla couldn’t hack it in Manhattan.- nik

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What Is Bill Clinton Doing With Chin-Chilla

March 29, 2012 Chin-Chilla, The Dirty, Washington DC 43

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, first it was the Giants owner, now Chin-Chilla is kicking it with President Clinton.  Damn, this girl has her head on straight and her game on point.

I always wondered what it would look like if Bill Clinton had an Instagram.- nik

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You Can Hate All You Want, But She Works For It

March 27, 2012 Chin-Chilla, Hollywood, The Dirty 19

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, f*ck everyone always saying Chin-Chilla is fake and only has everything and is on TV cause of the big timers she bangs.  I’m sorry to break it to you but while you are nursing your hangover, she is in the gym working on that body to get further in life than you stupid jealous b*tches.

Is it just me or do Elaine’s arms look weird on her body type (detachable)?- nik

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Chin-Chilla Is Moving To The West Coast

March 25, 2012 Chin-Chilla, Hollywood, Manhattan, The Dirty 18

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, did you hear the good news?  Chin-Chilla is moving to Hollywood.  I met her 5 years ago and there was just something about her that was different, you could just tell she was going to make it in life.  Thats why I’m not surprised to see her on national TV commercials, hanging out with billionaires and traveling the world.  I bet you in the next 12 months, you will see her have a solid part in a major movie.  She is no joke and will be the most successful dirty celeb ever.

She obviously couldn’t hack it in NYC and I’ve always said her body type was meant for LA.- nik

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Chin Chilla Totally Ruined My Weekend

March 13, 2012 Chin-Chilla, Dirty Army Strong, The Dirty, Toronto 27

Chin Chilla is ruining my weekend Nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, having a quiet weekend at home and saw the post about the guy who wants his girlfiend to be more like Chin Chilla and it broke my heart for his girlfriend. Of course every girl wants to look like that. If you say you don’t you are a liar. My boyfriend always looks at your site now that I’ve showed it to him and I deeply regret it. All I have to say is “BUY your girlfriend boobies and you can have your own little Chin Chilla at home!” It’s sad but I think Chin Chilla ruined my Saturday afternoon, it takes so much money to look like that. DA Strong Nik!

Only costs about 15k to be boyfriend worthy these days.- nik

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Chin-Chilla Mania: I Can Tell CC Has A Wild Side

March 10, 2012 Chin-Chilla, Ft. Lauderdale, The Dirty 13

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, friends and I were talking about Chin-Chilla and how smoking hot she was.  Then one of my buddies said she is probably so concerned with her looks that she would be a dead fish in bed.  I kinda of agreed, until I came across this one, call me crazy.. but this was all I needed to see to know she must be a freak in the bed.

It’s a chicks hand so it doesn’t count.- nik

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Chin-Chilla Mania: I Love Elaine Alden’s Fashion

March 10, 2012 Chin-Chilla, Hollywood, The Dirty 12

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m a huge fan of Elaine Alden and have always love the clothes and bikinis she rocks.  I gotta admit, I have a girl crush on her and you gotta love the red bottoms.  Classy one she truly is.

Looks like “modeling” is paying off… she only flies private now.- nik

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Why Is Everyone So Obsessed With Blue Eyes

March 10, 2012 Chin-Chilla, Dallas, The Dirty 767

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, how come in our society today everyone thinks you need to have blue or green eyes to be sexy.  Personally I think it’s BS.  I have such beautiful big brown eyes and my dumb ass boyfriend has never once complimented me on them.  Instead he was going through my instagram, came across this picture of Chin-Chilla and could not stop talking about her eyes. Not right. Am I trippin?

I agree with your boyfriend.- nik

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