Chin-Chilla | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 6

Why Is Everyone So Obsessed With Blue Eyes

March 10, 2012 Chin-Chilla, Dallas, The Dirty 769

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, how come in our society today everyone thinks you need to have blue or green eyes to be sexy.  Personally I think it’s BS.  I have such beautiful big brown eyes and my dumb ass boyfriend has never once complimented me on them.  Instead he was going through my instagram, came across this picture of Chin-Chilla and could not stop talking about her eyes. Not right. Am I trippin?

I agree with your boyfriend.- nik

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Chin-Chilla Mania: Are Those +2′s

March 10, 2012 Chin-Chilla, Manhattan, The Dirty 20

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, trying to get my girl some nice +2′s and I would LOVE it if they ended up like Chin-Chilla’s.  After stalking Elaine for years, I’m not sure if those are fake.  Wanted to ask if you knew if they were real or +2′s?

Those are beyond fake and too small for her frame. She should go bigger and wear that blue top everyday.- nik

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Chin-Chilla Mania: How Can I Marry Her

March 10, 2012 Chin-Chilla, Hollywood, The Dirty 13

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I would do anything for 1 date with Chin-Chilla.  Time or place, or money is not even a factor… ANYTHING it takes I would do it Nik. Please help me out, I just need one date to make her fall in love with me.  You have my email, and I’m serious about that cash if you make this happen.  DA Strong.

Well, I am sure everyone that knows Elaine Alden has texted her by now about Chin-Chilla Mania… so maybe she will read this and give you a chance.- nik

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Chin-Chilla Mania: Please Tell Me CC Didn’t

March 10, 2012 Chin-Chilla, Hollywood, Las Vegas, The Dirty 14

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ve never figured Chin-Chilla to be a groupie, but after seeing this picture I was a little concerned.  Nik, please tell me Tiesto didn’t get a piece of that.

Man, Tiesto needs botox really bad. His crows feet and the lines on his forehead scream nightlife.- nik

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Chin-Chilla Mania: Chin-Chilla Needs Some New Friends

March 10, 2012 Chin-Chilla, Ft. Lauderdale, The Dirty 7

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have always said Chin-Chilla is a smoke show… but once you get some pictures of her around her friends, she becomes a goddess.  It always makes me suspicious when a girl hangs out with other girls who are less attractive.

Someone looks like they are ready to get laid to bed.- nik

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Chin-Chilla Mania: How Do I Get My Girlfriend To Be More Like CC

March 10, 2012 Chin-Chilla, Hollywood, Las Vegas, The Dirty 31

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I love my girlfriend to death and plan on marrying her but the last year of our relationship it has bored me to death basically.  Our sex life is basically non existent  and when we do have sex, all I keep doing is thinking about Chin-Chilla in this outfit.  My girl refuses to do anything that will remotely turn me on, but I love her too much to leave her.  Anything I can do to motivate her?

Why change your game plan? Keep your eyes closed… it is best for all parties involved.- nik

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Chin-Chilla Mania: I Don’t See What The Big Deal Is

March 10, 2012 Chin-Chilla, Jacksonville, Miami, Orlando, The Dirty 14

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I don’t understand why everyone is all over Chin-Chilla’s nuts.  She is nothing special and here in Jacksonville we have way hotter girls.  She is way over rated and everyone needs to relax.

I think all her money comes from her eyes.- nik

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Chin-Chilla Mania: Elaine Alden In Maxim

March 10, 2012 Chin-Chilla, London, The Dirty 4

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, looks like your dirty celeb is turning into a real celebrity. Here she is featured in Maxim. Does it bother you when others become famous off TheDirty?

Since when has Maxim shot real celebrities?- nik

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