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Dirty Celeb March Madness- Round 1

March 19, 2011 Burnt Bacon, Cigar, Elvira, March Madness 2011, Scooby Snack, Sea Biscuit, Secretariat, Tang, The Dirty, The Pelican 24

Round 1 Winner: Scooby Snack

Round 1 Winner: Burnt Bacon

Round 1 Winner: Tang

Round 1 Winner: Elvira

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Why Has Cigar Been Missing In Action

January 5, 2011 Cigar, Scottsdale, The Dirty 2

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I haven’t seen Cigar on in the past few months and just wanted to ask you what the hell has happened to her.  Is she irrelevant in Scottsdale or did she just not want to the spot light of the fame.

Cigar is in training for the Kentucky Derby. Actually, good question… I know she is in the DA network doing her thing, but anybody have any recent pictures of this horse?- nik

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Cigar At The Beach

July 2, 2009 ASU, Cigar, Scottsdale, The Dirty 12


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, what is up with your horse Cigar.  Everyone in Arizona makes fun of her because she actually sounds like she has smoked a ton of cigars.

Which “Cigars” that she has smoked are you referring too? The Greg kind or the ones Indians blow?- nik

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Round 1 DIRTY March Madness Match Ups

March 17, 2009 Burnt Bacon, Cigar, Crow, DIRTY March Madness, Krusty, The Dirty 13


DIRTY March Madness Round One Match Up

  • Burnt Bacon (56%, 3,131 Votes)
  • CIGAR (44%, 2,430 Votes)

Total Voters: 5,558


DIRTY March Madness Round One Match Up

  • Krusty (70%, 4,431 Votes)
  • The Crow (30%, 1,900 Votes)

Total Voters: 6,331

Click Here To Get Caught Up On The DIRTY March Madness

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Cigar Skeletor

February 18, 2009 ASU, Cigar, Dirty Horses, Scottsdale, The Dirty 12

cigar skeletor

Cigar you need to eat… I need you ready for the DIRTY Kentucky Derby. 

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January 16, 2009 Cigar, Dirty Horses, Scottsdale, The Dirty 48


THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I dont think anyone ever told cigar that using a camera to check ur nose isnt as effective as a mirror. Maybe you can educate her?

Cigar how can you be training for the Derby if you are constantly in Aspen with the Scottsdale ski team chasing white tigers.- nik 

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Triple Crown Winner

January 5, 2009 Austin, Cigar 2

Triple Crown Winner

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hahahaha. This one is the leader of the pack fo sho..

That kind of looks like Cigar? Did she get a haircut?- nik

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Uncle Chuck/Cigar Scandal

August 14, 2008 Cigar, Dirty Horses, Las Vegas, Sacramento, The Dirty, Uncle Chuck 54

THE DIRTY ARMY: Here’s Dirty Sac’s Wendy. Apparently she’s a big deal in her own mind. But I thought you would get a kick out of this. Wendy, Uncle Chuck, and I forget what you call the other one….it’s a horse name. But it’s Cami on your Scottsdale site all the time.

Oh and here are 2 bulletin posts from this ugly donkey:

Date: Aug 10, 2008 5:30 PM
Subject: omg i am soooo sick
of ppl always running their mouth to my ex boyfriend, sayin i was doin this and that in the club, they heard i was hookin up w all these diff ppl and making up stories trying to make us have drama!! always drama! worry about yourself not what im doing cuz its all bs!!!


Date: Aug 3, 2008 5:05 PM
if anyone wants to…
pay my bills, that would also be a nice gesture. lmk……

CIGAR, the pictures don’t lie (what is with your double chin?). Is your Ex-Boyfriend a Jockey? Just wondering. Uncle Chuck, can you stop with this wild lifestyle. I am really worried about you. Anybody have the footage of Uncle Chuck beating the crap out of some kid who calls himself Hurricane Justin outside of a strip club in Sac? I give UC two more years.- nik

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