Dallas (Horse to be Named?)

June 26, 2008 8 Belles, Cigar, Dallas, Dirty Horses, Sea Biscuit, Secretariat, The Dirty, Thunder Gulch 79

DIRTY ARMY, as you know, I have a stable of Dirty Horses which include:

Sea Biscuit

Barbaro

War Admiral

Secretariat (Dirty Derby Winner)

8 Belles

Cigar

Well, I am thinking about purchasing this fine horsey from Dallas and need a quality name before I add her to the DIRTY stable. DIRTY ARMY, please send me more pictures of this horse along with names you see fit for this future champion. Think about it, embrace it.



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TheDIRTY.com DERBY

May 3, 2008 Barbaro, Cigar, Dirty Horses, Jersey, Scottsdale, Sea Biscuit, Secretariat, The Dirty, War Admiral 29

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Which DIRTY horse would you bet on to win theDIRTY DERBY?

My choice would be Secretariat from Jersey by a furlong, for obvious reasons (below).

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From my stable of Horses: CIGAR

May 1, 2008 ASU, Cigar, Scottsdale, The Dirty 40

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EMAIL: Nik so you will never guess who came into my bar last night, CIGAR! She was trotting around the bar like a slow-minded typical Scottsdale girl. Everyone in the place was staring and laughing at her.

Yes, my beautiful thoroughbred CIGAR who thinks she is a supermodel because she was a wide receiver in the biggest scam in modern day history called the “Lingerie Bowl”.- nik



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CIGAR

March 28, 2008 ASU, Cigar, Scottsdale, The Dirty 19

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EMAIL: Nik this is too funny! He looks like an Umpa Lumpa! Cigar’s new name should be Skeletor! Keep up the good work General.

I cannot believe Cigar is dating a guy that has spider sides. Actually I can’t believe a guy would ride that horse in the first place… she is nuts and will be displayed at a museum one day under “women who were useless for our country”.- nik



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CIGAR

March 5, 2008 ASU, Cigar 6

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EMAIL: Oh ya! I could i forget! Cigar was at dp last night lookine amazing at 7ft tall and all of maybe 85 pounds sooooo gross. Anyways she tried to talk to ggirl and got ignored i guess she wasnt alist enough with the dirty army. Ggirl finally was looking good again!

CIGAR has to win a couple horse races first before G-Girl will even give her the time of day.- nik



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CIGAR

January 30, 2008 ASU, Cigar, The Dirty 9

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Man look how rough this Horse looks without make-up???

CIGAR I thought you were a Supermodel… Weren’t you the star Running-back last year in the Lingerie Bowl? Man no wonder they shut it down.- nik



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CIGAR

January 29, 2008 ASU, Cigar 17

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EMAIL from Cigar my new race horse for my stable: nik please take me off everyone put my name and my agency is now dropping me thanks nik for ruining my life and my families none of that is true and my name is on here and when goggled although its spelled wrong this comes up my la agency and here r dropping me because ur giving publicity to me without there permission i am in a contract with them where i cant be posted without there permission. please id do anything i need this pic and my name off ur site i dont deserve this you dont understand this is my career nik.but if not thanks for completely ruining my life when i was so nice and asked u to take it off from the beginning.

Anyone know which Agency she is paying to be a part of? What agency in their right mind would sign Cigar? Must be some dirty photographer trying to get a peak at her +2′s.- nik



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Cowgirls?

January 29, 2008 ASU, Cigar 4

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Is CIGAR having a party? They must be having dinner at Saddle Ranch Chop House.



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