THE DIRTY ARMY: Happy Birthday to You You should lose some weight too! Some one shouldve told her to wipe her nose, shes had enough pastries. Why didnt anyone tell her to skip the birthday cake and drink the birthday SLIMFAST.
With that big of a nose anything could get stuck on the tip of it.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Well as soon as I saw this pic of Joe Rogan in Houston, I imediately wanted to bash him for hanging with this chick on the left, but as I scanned the picture I found something a bit more interesting. Christian M, or Cinny Twist. I think he is going to your birthday party. This is going to be very interesting.
The club would not let him in last night. Sorry Cinny Twist, you have no pull in Houston. I decided.- nik
**Joe your left shoulder smells like… never mind.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik your right its a trend AC Slater can’t stop himself from Taco Bell.
I told you! I really think Cinnamon Twist is AC Slater’s real cousin.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Cinny Twist Drag. This is what Cinny Twist used to do for fun.
Weird, this is not even a Halloween picture. Something is wrong with this fourth meal.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Trashy Cori from Paris Hilton bff comes to Houston to promote the show at one of Cinny Twists parties at bam bou. I think they make a good pair and poor Shelly the virgin brought her sleazy boyfriend. Apparently Josh already cheated on her twice.
Man, Cinnamon Twist is not aging very well. His face looks fat.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik–doesn’t it look like she’s wearing eyeliner??
No, that is cinnamon sprinkles. Where is this guy? He just fell off in Houston?- nik
**If you get a chance you have to read the dialog between Cinny Twist and Spur’s Fan in the comments. I have never seen two men make sweet love to each other like this.
C-Twist: ”My destiny is to rule the club world on both coasts.”… “I drive a new Audi A4 Quattro, carry my cash in a Louis Vuitton wallet, sip Cristal on a nightly basis, sleep with the most beautiful women in TX. You’re just disappointed that it’s me and not you.”… “Do you have any idea how much money I make TAX FREE propmoting only the hottest clubs in Houston (and soon LA and Miami)?? Sometimes as much as $6-7K per night. That’s the kind of money you and most other dirty fans only dream about SPURS FAN.”
S-Fan: “Congrats on the success you’ve had promoting your clubs, I like how you responded to my comments. I won’t rip you ever again Cinny. What I wrote about you says alot about me actually. Good luck to you.”
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