THE DIRTY ARMY: Why are they squished on her chest? and no its not photoshopped.

They look terrible… they are touching her chin.- nik

Why does every chick in chicago look like they are from Russia?

THE DIRTY ARMY: got them done 3 weeks ago. What do ya think?

You should probably go back to Tijuana and get your money back.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY:Latest chicago trannys…Nik would u? They think they r hot S*it because they go to tween clubs. The tallest tranny cheated on her last bf, joel, (maybe still bf) like none other!.

Don’t smoke around these two their hair is highly flammable. It would probably burn down any club that they were in. – nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: kathy and her nasty fat friend. downtown. i just want to know who lets these nasty looking things in? you both should be ashamed of yourself. kathy your a bald headed b*tch and the other girl.. patty i guess your name is stop taking a sharpie to your eyebrows.

They are 2 male artists with a passion for sharpie art.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: yet agian this is kathy~ everyone knows her as the downtown underage wh*re~ THIS IS THE DIRTYEST B*TCH I HAVE EVERR MET!!!!!!!!!!! this jobless wh*re gets money from her mommy and daddy to get sl*tty outfits and fake hair nd her soon to be boob job~this b*tch will get with neybody~ nd nebody that has been w her i advise u to get checkd!! her voice is nails on a chalk board~ to the guys downtown- beware of this wh*re she will tell you to buy her a drink nd once u get it shel walk away nd later on when shes drunk will hookup with ney guy~ she uses every1 just to get nto clubs, get drunk, nd hook up~she is not worth enbodys time and should not be allowed in ney club downtown! enbody that sees this b*tch downtown beware!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have never seen neyone (anyone) use an N like that before. This might be the must annoying email I have ever read in life.- nik