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AIM’s Trend With Guys

June 17, 2010 AIM, ConRoids, Las Vegas, The Dirty 42

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, AIM aka aylen has been a dirty celeb for almost 3 pool seasons now, and as notorious as she is her boyfriends are just as famous as she is, remember in 08 there was this roid head and come end of pool season she dumped him, then 09 came and with that pool season it brought fresh out of prison and roided out of his mind the infamous dirty celeb CONROIDS, and of course by the end of the pool season she dumped him. Now its pool season 2010 and guess what she has her Canadian Greg, who she is “engaged” to. Nik do you notice a trend, do you think come end of September Canadian Greg will get dumped and lose his VISA and go crawling back up North? Or is this true love and he is the real guy that can break the trend?

She must be good with needles?  I think this Canadian Greg will have a good 2 season pool run… she will get bored and move on to another Roider with more money.- nik

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AIM’s Greg Is Natural As Her +2′s

June 8, 2010 AIM, ConRoids, Las Vegas, The Dirty 46

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Aim’s Greg used to be in shape when he was in Toronto, but then magicly when he moved down to Vegas to be with AIM, his body got massive and he claims its all natural. Honestly Nik I think his body is as real as AIM’s +2′s … What do you think is the kid juicing it up and AIM shooting him in the butt so he can compete with her ex ConRoids.  And speaking of ConRoids I heard he hates the attention he gets from the site, he said he gets enough attention from his muscles he doesn’t need TheDirty.

Homeboy is not natural at all… my guess is that 478 needles have penetrated his butt over the past 2 years.- nik

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ConRoids After The Engagement News

May 8, 2010 AIM, ConRoids, Las Vegas, The Dirty 32

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik since ConROID’s ex AIM is getting Married Conroids has been depressed. He found himself a new stripper he has been shying away from the FAME of being a dirty celeb. Nik when your a dirty celeb there is NO HIDING! Here he is last weekend partying in VEGAS with a trout and a bunch of juice monkey’s like himself, he looks very depressed.

I am really concerned about the hidden hand placement of the butt pirate in the white jumper.- nik

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ConRoids And AIM’s Fiance Are Friends

April 8, 2010 AIM, ConRoids, Las Vegas, Newport, The Dirty 27

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, even though ConRoids claims he and AIM do not talk looks like Aims Greg and ConRoids are facebook pals and they chat, Nik what do you think they talk about besides strippers, needles in the butt and HGH, and of course AIM?

They probably just talk about protein and AIM’s favorite sexual positions.- nik

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ConRoids Not Keeping It Classy

April 2, 2010 ConRoids, Las Vegas, Miami, Newport, The Dirty 53

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, just another lovely shot from juice head & stripper fest aka WMC 2010. Someone should really tell him to lay off the sauce and her to get a refund for that refund gap…..the +2′s are TERRIBLE! I’m not sure which one has the worse hairline….her w/ her donkey hair or him with his lack of hair.

They definitely went through her armpits and decided to stay there with those +2′s.- nik

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ConRoids Surfaces Just In Time For Pool Season

April 1, 2010 ConRoids, Las Vegas, Newport, The Dirty 36

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, first of all Nik Dirtycelebs cannot hide from THE D.A. even though he has been hiding lately I was sent new photos of the latest adventures of ConRoids…..So Nik ConRoids used to be all about posting pics on myspace and Facebook and trying to score tail online, but he has been quite lately on his posting and now figuring that Pool season is here and WMC just passed, Nik I am actually thinking this New AIM replacement girlfriend that does not like his dirty celeb status and facebook flirting. Nik what do you think it is ConRoids New chick, or he can’t handle the fame?

You mean ConRoids new dude.  Word on the street in Vegas is that ConRoids is trying to clean up his image.  He stopped drinking protein shakes and putting needles in his butt… he wants to be a civilian again and not a Douche Bag Dirty Celeb.- nik

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ConRoids Is Finally Over AIM

February 23, 2010 AIM, ConRoids, Las Vegas, Newport, The Dirty 71

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, so ConRoids has been running through H*es like a running back lately after the break up with AIM, but as a good friend of his its good to see he is good enough emotionally to date serious again.  I think the amount of steroids he is taking to get ready for March 13th (first day of vegas pool season) which is hands down the most import day of the year, has helped his testosterone level shoot through the roof and he is emotionally ready for this lucky blonde.   What you think nik?

The real question is what pool will his shirt be off at opening day in Las Vegas.  My guess is Tropicana.- nik

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