THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, so ConRoids has been running through H*es like a running back lately after the break up with AIM, but as a good friend of his its good to see he is good enough emotionally to date serious again.  I think the amount of steroids he is taking to get ready for March 13th (first day of vegas pool season) which is hands down the most import day of the year, has helped his testosterone level shoot through the roof and he is emotionally ready for this lucky blonde.   What you think nik?

The real question is what pool will his shirt be off at opening day in Las Vegas.  My guess is Tropicana.- nik