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The Crow is A Joke

July 5, 2013 Crow, Dallas, Las Vegas, The Dirty 36

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I can’t hold my tongue anymore, the Crow is a joke. All of us in Dallas are laughing at Desi. She said she was moving to Vegas to make a new life for herself. There’s nothing new about it at all, her head is still stuck up Tim’s butt crack. He slept with so many girls while he was screwing her in Dallas, a girl he was f—ing beat Desi’s ass in front of everyone at the club and Tim and he didn’t even do anything to help her! And she is still following him around like a sick puppy? She lied to everyone saying she was moving to vegas for herself, when we all know damn well she made the move knowing Tim would be there. How much more pathetic and insecure can she be? And apparently she got fired from Twin Peaks and Daylight because no one could stand her and she thought she could get away with sucking at everything and relying on her Mac forcefield and fake nose and tits… so now she’s trying to become a DJ in Vegas?! Lmfao! What a joke! Who is going to teach her? Obviously Tim. I’m sorry, we just find this way too funny and we are readily awaiting the return of Desi to Dallas after her failure in Vegas. Keep entertaining us with your “amazing Vegas lifestyle” Facebook posts Desi, you’re such a poser. And you can get all the plastic your want in your face and fat sucked from your body, but that will never fix how fake you are.

I was never a fan of her facial work. I thought it aged her. Even in this picture she looks mid-30′s.- nik

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I Ran Into The Crow In Las Vegas

May 17, 2013 Crow, Dallas, Las Vegas, The Dirty 18

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was in Vegas this weekend and look who I ran into at Wet Republic… The Crow. I can’t lie Nik with all the work she has done she looks good in person. She was really cool to me and honestly I would bang her given the opportunity. My favorite DC.

Click Here to see what she use to look like.- nik

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From Crow To Elmers

March 8, 2013 Crow, Dallas, Las Vegas, The Dirty 44

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I thought the horse life cycle was breastaurant, bottle girl, glue factory. Well looks like Twin Peaks Las Vegas hired a walking glue stick because that is where Crow has been spotted. Motion to change her name to Elmer?

The Crow is not a horse, she is a bird. Get with the program. Crow you are looking a little soft around the stomach, fix that.- nik

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The Crow Desi Doll’s BF Pays Off Her Car

November 8, 2012 Crow, Dallas 75

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Desi posted this on her FB this morning. Did she really con some DJ into paying off her car? What is it about these Dallas chicks?  But I love their styles, they live the life they want and they know exactly to get what they want from any guy.

Its amazing how much plastic surgery Desi got. It has aged her SO MUCH.- nik

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Crow Is Definitely On A Decline

October 30, 2011 Crow, Dallas, The Dirty 10

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the Crow recently posted a photo of her and a couple of friends. The blond is pretty damn hot, but I noticed her friend on the right seems to have a penis? She’s even making that “surprise!” look, too.

Crow looks like she is in her late 30′s.- nik

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I Found The Crow

September 19, 2011 Crow, Dallas 11

I found Crow...

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I was browsing on facebook and I see a friend of a friends facebook that had a table and her caption was “Our bottle service girl looks like she just came from \”flava flav\”.  The persons facebook I got this from doesn’t even know The Dirty, but knows when she sees a foolish a** looking girl. Love it.

That’s what she does for a living these days? I thought she was going to be a movie star or something?- nik

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What The Hell Happened To The Dallas We Use To Love

July 22, 2011 Crow, Dallas, Nik's Chick 1

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I’m a long time fan of your site but I have to say, Dallas has been so boring lately, where’s the people we loved to see stories about like Nik’s chick, the crow, 8 belles & adriana, your boy k.wash, even leper hasn’t been on here in a while. And what ever happened to Predator? Nik please tell the dirty army to step it up in Dallas.

I am not sleeping with anyone in Dallas now, so I don’t give it much attention. NC that is not a flattering picture, it makes your nose look Mexican.- nik

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Demas Twins Are The Biggest Annoyance On Facebook

May 30, 2011 Crow, Dallas, The Dirty 19

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biggest facebook annoyance.

biggest facebook annoyance.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, ughhh it’s like every time we turn around these girls post, post, POST! mainly photos of how sl*ttishly hot they think they are. All these girls do is party and sl*t around with the nastiest men! they claim they are virgins.. HAH! These girls the “demas twins” will use you for your wallet, and to get free sh*t.. Nik, please put these girls on blast… why would any guy want this duo?? vomit. Demas girls.. stop posting no one cares.

Look there is Crow in the first image. She was one of my very first DC’s and she got plastic surgery because of me.- nik

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