Crow | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 2

No Explanation

March 3, 2011 Crow, Sacramento 6

No Explanation

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Heather Hish from Vacaville. She is crazy. Enough said. GROSS!

Girls who look like this are the only ones willing to drink jager.  Think about that next time you order shots…keep it classy.- nik

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HillBilly Wh*re

February 24, 2011 Crow, Fort Worth 36

HillBilly whore!!!!

HillBilly whore!!!!

HillBilly whore!!!!

HillBilly whore!!!!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This hillbilly wh*re is named Kerry Lynn Clark. She started dating a guy I know, who was in the Army at the time and like a week later married him 2 months before he deployed to Iraq.  Right after he left for his 12 month tour, this sl**t cheated on him with guys and girls. Emailed him comanding his money, and accusing him of her daughter being taken by CPS, all the while the same night she goes to Club Plush in Dallas to party it up with her girlfriend/boyfriend/f*ck which pick she had that week I don’t know. This thing had at least 9 guys she was f*cking while her now ex husband was away, and threw it in his face daily on myspace, sending naked pic’s of her fat ugly ass to the guys and girls she was f*cking, and sending her ex the same pics. He say the emails and seen the other guys she sent them to called her out on it, and she was so stupid to tell him she didn’t send them to anyone but him, when you can clearly see in the address bar she sent them to other guys/girls. She a nasty tag chaser who is now with a Marine in Jacksonville SC!!!! She thinks she is some hot a**, that’s like god’s gift to the world. But she’s fat, has crators in her face from all her acne, streach marks like no other, drinks more than an alcoholic can handle, and if she doesn’t get her way, the lies come out like there is no tomorrow with this c*nt! Nik please put her a** on blast for the world to be warned away from this nasty, hillbilly, gold digging, country wh*re!

I love how dudes in the army think that these trashy chicks are going to stay loyal.- nik

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Fat Girls Should Come With Boobs

February 3, 2011 Colorado, Colorado State, Crow 0

fat girls should come with boobs

THE DIRTY ARMY: This fat b*tch thinks that she is hot, but obviously has something wrong with her other than she is a f*cking moron. (She had to buy her own tits.) The best part about this is she works at a hotel claiming to be a bartender. Her drinks suck almost as good as she does. Her best quality is gives free blow jobs in the rooms after her shift. Massage therapy– yeah right. I can’t believe I fell for that. I should have known it would have been a waste of time because of those sausage fingers.

They do, she was just to fat for you to notice them.  Give it a few years and you won’t notice her new ones either.- nik

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Crow Sighting At A Hooters Bikini Contest

February 1, 2011 Crow, Dallas, The Dirty 23

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I can’t believe I saw Crow in person, I haven’t seen her on TheDirty in a little while.  She was looking really good and I wanted to finally make my first submission after being a DA soldier for about 18 months.  Nik, how do you think she looks?

She looks better with all the plastic surgery, but still needs lipo around the blow hole.- nik

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Crow And The Trout

August 3, 2010 Crow, Dallas, The Dirty 49

The Crow and the trout

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, how nasty is the Crow? Did you know she lives with this old loser who dyes his hair and dresses like he is 40 years younger than he is? She lives at his house rent free but I am sure some other type of “payment” is happening. That pretty much makes the Crow a prostitute right?

All girls in Dallas are prostitutes. I decided.- nik

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Pregnant Girls Should Not Be Out Partying

July 19, 2010 Crow, Dallas, The Dirty 37

Knocked Up?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I see Crow and all her friends out all the time acting like they own Dallas and everyone should take care of them.  Last few weeks I ve seen Crows friend and her stomach get bigger, I cant tell if she is prego or all the summer drinking is getting to her belly, and if she is Prego what the hell is she doing at the lake drinking acting like that?

Are you talking about the Keg on the left?  I don’t think she is prego, just sponsored by Natty Ice.- nik

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Crow Showing It Off For 4th Of July

July 8, 2010 Crow, Dallas, The Dirty 24

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik check out Dirty Celeb crow on the 4th of July at the COVE, she was all drunk and showing it all of.  Nik for some strange reason I am getting turned on by the Crow and all her plastic surgery, BTW Nik what do you think went down between Crow and those two dudes she is sandwiched in by.

It still blows my mind that Terrell Owens hit that pre-plastic surgery.  So gross.- nik

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How Has The Crow Been Doing

July 5, 2010 Crow, Dallas 7

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, its been a while since the Dallas dirty celeb CROW has been on the site, well I was online and just saw a press photo of her. Nik so whats the update on the First african american dirty celeb? Anything new and exciting with her?

She is getting older looking… I think she is around 28 now still going to the clubs to find love.- nik

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