Crow | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 3

Pepsi Is Killing Crow’s Brain Cells

June 11, 2010 Crow, Dallas 14

 cheap desi doll

 cheap desi doll

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, for all those who have thought the Crow is an idiot, well here is some proof.  This is her last Facebook update.  “I fell asleep w/ a ring on & now it won’t come off! I’ve tried soap, butter, jelly & vaseline! F*ck you Forever21!”  Seriously, how dumb do you have to be to not be able to take that ring off?

Who is Crow?- nik

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Crow Is In Need Of A Job

April 15, 2010 Crow, Dallas, The Dirty 31

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Crow just came into Hooters to apply…again!  Guess she didn’t get hired at the other one that she applied at so she came to the one I work at.  I thought she was a “cocktail waitress” in Dallas?

Times must be tough for Crow.  The celebrity in her head must be dying.- nik

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Nik Do You Remember What Heidi Montag Looked Like Before All Her Fame

April 12, 2010 Crow, Dallas, Los Angeles, The Dirty 21

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was having a hard time finding an old school picture of Heidi on the net, and then remembered you had her up on back when it all started.  So after some hard recon I finally found what I was looking for.  Anyway this is for the DA if they dont remember what Montag looked like before all the damn surgeries.  Nik keep up the good work and Truth.  Dont let the BC Supreme Court hold you back.  DA for life.

In my professional opinion she looks way better now.  She still needs to put ice on her new face though because I am not feeling the current bee sting look.- nik

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Black Crow’s White-Only Birthday

April 2, 2010 Crow, Dallas, The Dirty 41

Black Crow's White-Only Birthday

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I am a big fan of yours & the website but I’m still new to it. I found this on facebook & had to share, how typical is it that the Crow’s bday party is an “all white affair”?! HAHA Is anyone suprised?? And another question, why spend thousands on +2s that are long & down to your belly button?

Why does Crow hate black people so much?- nik

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Crow Looking Orange On St. Patty’s Day

March 19, 2010 Crow, Dallas, The Dirty 57

Crow looking ORANGE on St. Pattys day

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, she looks like she would be sticky and melty, like something they sell at taco bell. The looks not working for ya hunnie. Lord I bet she smells.

Her prego friend shouldn’t be out partying at 8 months of fatness and for Crow all that plastic surgery makes her look older.  Relax with your Heidi Montag obsession… you guys are not friends anymore.- nik

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Crow And Her New Blonde Friend

February 2, 2010 Crow, Dallas, The Dirty 13

Crow and “StacyTits”

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the Crow posted a photo of her friend Stacy and her on Twitter last night.. So, “would you” with her blonde friend? I think I would with both of them.

Answer:  No, I don’t sleep with strippers.  I can tell by her cheap white trash extensions that she probably already has a kid with a deadbeat father (Dallas Code).

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Kick Stand

January 26, 2010 Crow, Dallas, The Dirty 15

Kick Stand

THE DIRTY ARMY: Check out The Crow in this pic!! Is she passed out and this other girl is holding her up? Or is she just really into dry humping her?

She is a mess.  From what I have heard, she is on a destructive path right now.  To me she looks like she is plumping up for the Winter Olympics.- nik

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Crow, Next Stop Porn?

January 25, 2010 Crow, Dallas 25

Crow ,is next stop Playboy or porn?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik check out CROW’s latest naked photoshoot, Nik lay it down to us, is Crow gonna be doing Playboy soon or are we going to see her in Porn by the end of 2010?

Someone must be hurting for money???  Is it just me or did Crow gain like 30 pounds… not digging the REFUND Gap.- nik

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