THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I see Crow and all her friends out all the time acting like they own Dallas and everyone should take care of them.  Last few weeks I ve seen Crows friend and her stomach get bigger, I cant tell if she is prego or all the summer drinking is getting to her belly, and if she is Prego what the hell is she doing at the lake drinking acting like that?

Are you talking about the Keg on the left?  I don’t think she is prego, just sponsored by Natty Ice.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik check out Dirty Celeb crow on the 4th of July at the COVE, she was all drunk and showing it all of.  Nik for some strange reason I am getting turned on by the Crow and all her plastic surgery, BTW Nik what do you think went down between Crow and those two dudes she is sandwiched in by.

It still blows my mind that Terrell Owens hit that pre-plastic surgery.  So gross.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, its been a while since the Dallas dirty celeb CROW has been on the site, well I was online and just saw a press photo of her. Nik so whats the update on the First african american dirty celeb? Anything new and exciting with her?

She is getting older looking… I think she is around 28 now still going to the clubs to find love.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, for all those who have thought the Crow is an idiot, well here is some proof.  This is her last Facebook update.  ”I fell asleep w/ a ring on & now it won’t come off! I’ve tried soap, butter, jelly & vaseline! F*ck you Forever21!”  Seriously, how dumb do you have to be to not be able to take that ring off?

Who is Crow?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Crow just came into Hooters to apply…again!  Guess she didn’t get hired at the other one that she applied at so she came to the one I work at.  I thought she was a “cocktail waitress” in Dallas?

Times must be tough for Crow.  The celebrity in her head must be dying.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was having a hard time finding an old school picture of Heidi on the net, and then remembered you had her up on TheDirty.com back when it all started.  So after some hard recon I finally found what I was looking for.  Anyway this is for the DA if they dont remember what Montag looked like before all the damn surgeries.  Nik keep up the good work and Truth.  Dont let the BC Supreme Court hold you back.  DA for life.

In my professional opinion she looks way better now.  She still needs to put ice on her new face though because I am not feeling the current bee sting look.- nik