THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I am a big fan of yours & the website but I’m still new to it. I found this on facebook & had to share, how typical is it that the Crow’s bday party is an “all white affair”?! HAHA Is anyone suprised?? And another question, why spend thousands on +2s that are long & down to your belly button?

Why does Crow hate black people so much?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, she looks like she would be sticky and melty, like something they sell at taco bell. The looks not working for ya hunnie. Lord I bet she smells.

Her prego friend shouldn’t be out partying at 8 months of fatness and for Crow all that plastic surgery makes her look older.  Relax with your Heidi Montag obsession… you guys are not friends anymore.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the Crow posted a photo of her friend Stacy and her on Twitter last night.. So, “would you” with her blonde friend? I think I would with both of them.

Answer:  No, I don’t sleep with strippers.  I can tell by her cheap white trash extensions that she probably already has a kid with a deadbeat father (Dallas Code).

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik check out CROW’s latest naked photoshoot, Nik lay it down to us, is Crow gonna be doing Playboy soon or are we going to see her in Porn by the end of 2010?

Someone must be hurting for money???  Is it just me or did Crow gain like 30 pounds… not digging the REFUND Gap.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: They have officially made up and it is freaking me out: MissDesiDoll Me & @katierogersxo had TONS of drama in 09. I knw my bffs are super shocked & prolly pissed, but I can’t live my life holding grudges. about 13 hours ago from UberTwitter  Nik, what is going on?

The world is ending as we know it.  Crow and 8 Belles were mortal enemies.  This alliance makes me want to throw up… 8 Belles you are better than this.- nik