THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m friends with this girl on facebook and I know I would if she was straight, but would you?

Answer: No, her forehead is way too big, and her nose looks like there’s a big rubber ball on the end of it.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it appears Rayann & Co. missed the spotlight of Dallas so they are having a reunion tour complete with kissy face pictures and even allowing shims & brunettes along for the ride.

The Dallas Blonde Mafia (DBM) no longer exists.  It has become an Urban Legend.  As soon as they crossed the color line and befriended brunettes it they became an anal in Dallas history. (pun intended)- nik

Tomorrows Match Ups: 

Blonkey vs. The Pelican

CG-Girl vs. Wombat

RollerGirl vs. Fish Lips

Alien vs. Gretchen Rossi

Greg Gladiator vs Booty Chest

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Tomorrows Round 1 Match Ups:

Secretariat vs Jelly
Unicorn vs Promo Hoe
My Little Pony vs DBM Leader
Thunder Gulch vs Tranny Manny
Chernobyl vs The Guppy

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ni*kie T is what her so called title is. This “model” club w*oh*ants her. I have never seen her sober, she’s always with abusive douche bags because she thinks they have money. She claimes to be running her own company, but unless its f*cking nasty old men for money it doesn’t exist. She uses up her daddy’s money and throws it around like she’s ballin outta control, but that b*tch doesn’t do anything but get toasted, party until 6 am and sleeps all day long. She manipulates, lies, and is a complete fake…cmon like that is her real hair?! she literally has a storage bin full of extensions…nasty. All I can say is she’s going no where with her modeling and needs a reality check not to mention you are not a somebody in Dallas she just needs to leave before she makes Dallas more filthy. when your own parents dont want anything to do with you, that should be a sign you ignorant bleached out b**ch!!!!

Her arm pits are disgusting.- nik