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Would You

February 16, 2010 Dallas, Dallas Blonde Mafia 23

Would You?

Would You?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m friends with this girl on facebook and I know I would if she was straight, but would you?

Answer: No, her forehead is way too big, and her nose looks like there’s a big rubber ball on the end of it.

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Dallas Blonde Mafia Reunion

May 27, 2009 Dallas, Dallas Blonde Mafia, The Dirty 46


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it appears Rayann & Co. missed the spotlight of Dallas so they are having a reunion tour complete with kissy face pictures and even allowing shims & brunettes along for the ride.

The Dallas Blonde Mafia (DBM) no longer exists.  It has become an Urban Legend.  As soon as they crossed the color line and befriended brunettes it they became an anal in Dallas history. (pun intended)- nik

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Final Round 1 Match Ups For Today

March 11, 2009 Alien, Blonkey, Booty Chest, CG-Girl, Chernobyl, Dallas Blonde Mafia, DIRTY March Madness, Fish Lips, Greg Gladiator, Gretchen Rossi, Guppy, My Little Pony, Roller Girl, The Dirty, The Pelican, Wombat 25


DIRTY March Madness Round One Match Up

  • Houston’s My Little Pony (93%, 6,123 Votes)
  • Dallas Blonde Mafia Leader (7%, 440 Votes)

Total Voters: 6,559


DIRTY March Madness Round One Match Up

  • The Guppy (50%, 2,941 Votes)
  • CHERNOBYL (50%, 2,891 Votes)

Total Voters: 5,828

Tomorrows Match Ups: 

Blonkey vs. The Pelican

CG-Girl vs. Wombat

RollerGirl vs. Fish Lips

Alien vs. Gretchen Rossi

Greg Gladiator vs Booty Chest

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Round 1 DIRTY March Madness Match Up

March 10, 2009 Chernobyl, Dallas Blonde Mafia, DIRTY March Madness, Guppy, Hyena, Jelly, My Little Pony, Promo Hoe, Secretariat, Star F*cker, The Dirty, Thunder Gulch, Tranny Manny, Unicorn 8


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DIRTY March Madness Round One Match Up

  • The Love of Rob Dyrdek’s Life- HYENA (52%, 3,198 Votes)
  • The Love of Ray J’s Life- Star F*cker (48%, 2,961 Votes)

Total Voters: 6,159

Tomorrows Round 1 Match Ups:

Secretariat vs Jelly
vs Promo Hoe
My Little Pony
vs DBM Leader
Thunder Gulch
vs Tranny Manny
vs The Guppy

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The Most Worthless Girl In Dallas

March 4, 2009 Dallas, Dallas Blonde Mafia 16


THE DIRTY ARMY: Ni*kie T is what her so called title is. This “model” club w*oh*ants her. I have never seen her sober, she’s always with abusive douche bags because she thinks they have money. She claimes to be running her own company, but unless its f*cking nasty old men for money it doesn’t exist. She uses up her daddy’s money and throws it around like she’s ballin outta control, but that b*tch doesn’t do anything but get toasted, party until 6 am and sleeps all day long. She manipulates, lies, and is a complete fake…cmon like that is her real hair?! she literally has a storage bin full of extensions…nasty. All I can say is she’s going no where with her modeling and needs a reality check not to mention you are not a somebody in Dallas she just needs to leave before she makes Dallas more filthy. when your own parents dont want anything to do with you, that should be a sign you ignorant bleached out b**ch!!!!

Her arm pits are disgusting.- nik

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January 16, 2009 Dallas, Dallas Blonde Mafia, The Dirty 70


THE DIRTY ARMY: Some new pics of the DBM. We’ve added some new members. What do you think? Playboy’s Busty Babes model, Shyl* Ry*n, regular underage Dallas nightlife wh*re, Lynd* Cl*rk (aka Gonzo), and Lil Nasty Natalie. So… do you approve?

The DBM should just disband already.  What is with the classic faces… did someone ask for ID?- nik


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December 22, 2008 Dallas, Dallas Blonde Mafia 48


THE DIRTY ARMY: So here are some more pictures of the farting queen, gonzo, and the hot fat friend! It’s them at their best! Ashley’s floppy meat, Lyndi’s gargantuan nose, and Sam’s lard a$$! Unfortunately Sam is pretty cool; she’s like the cute in the face, thick in the waste kind of cool! As for Ashley’s farting…Ewwww gross! That’s outrageous that you would admit to something like that! Ehhhh… it makes me want to vomit! That is so disgusting and low class! Way to be a lady! Oh and by the way… no one is jealous of 40 year old looking wh*res! What exactly have you “ladies” accomplished in life to be envious of? It sure as hell isn’t your “beauty” if that’s what you were insinuating! Also, if you’re still too dumb to notice, we’re making fun of you because you’re all so ridiculous and pathetic, not because we’re jealous! … Some “haters”, aka realist, do have legit comments! Oh and although Sam and Ashley might be more practical than Lyndi, the orange creature, they’re still kind of full of themselves! But, I guess if I had to admit it, Sam and Ashley are cooler girls… the pussy farting thing just grosses me out though! Sorry girl! I can’t really get over that! As for Lyndi… that chick is so weird! She over tans, raccoons her eyes, fries her hair, teases it at the crown way too much… she is ridiculously fake! From her handbags to her eye color! Get real! Not to mention this chick does absolutely nothing with her life! Her granny pays for everything and owns some bogus hair school, which I’m sure Lyndi thinks she’ll inherit and earn a decent living from! LYNDI: Get an education you PATHETIC LOSER! Or just keep sucking d*ck! It’s obviously gotten you so far in life already! I mean you’re a mere 19 and already a big time Dallas club promoter! Haha!

This was too long for me too read, but I am sure it was really nice.- nik

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DBM Group Leader Is Back

November 20, 2008 Dallas, Dallas Blonde Mafia 27

DBM Group Leader is Back

THE DIRTY ARMY: Rayann is back…she has removed all myspace and facebook stuff…but her frient Natalie just added this pic…looks like Rayann still hasnt changed!

Looks like her ass hasn’t changed.- nik

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