THE DIRTY ARMY: So here are some more pictures of the farting queen, gonzo, and the hot fat friend! It’s them at their best! Ashley’s floppy meat, Lyndi’s gargantuan nose, and Sam’s lard a$$! Unfortunately Sam is pretty cool; she’s like the cute in the face, thick in the waste kind of cool! As for Ashley’s farting…Ewwww gross! That’s outrageous that you would admit to something like that! Ehhhh… it makes me want to vomit! That is so disgusting and low class! Way to be a lady! Oh and by the way… no one is jealous of 40 year old looking wh*res! What exactly have you “ladies” accomplished in life to be envious of? It sure as hell isn’t your “beauty” if that’s what you were insinuating! Also, if you’re still too dumb to notice, we’re making fun of you because you’re all so ridiculous and pathetic, not because we’re jealous! … Some “haters”, aka realist, do have legit comments! Oh and although Sam and Ashley might be more practical than Lyndi, the orange creature, they’re still kind of full of themselves! But, I guess if I had to admit it, Sam and Ashley are cooler girls… the pussy farting thing just grosses me out though! Sorry girl! I can’t really get over that! As for Lyndi… that chick is so weird! She over tans, raccoons her eyes, fries her hair, teases it at the crown way too much… she is ridiculously fake! From her handbags to her eye color! Get real! Not to mention this chick does absolutely nothing with her life! Her granny pays for everything and owns some bogus hair school, which I’m sure Lyndi thinks she’ll inherit and earn a decent living from! LYNDI: Get an education you PATHETIC LOSER! Or just keep sucking d*ck! It’s obviously gotten you so far in life already! I mean you’re a mere 19 and already a big time Dallas club promoter! Haha!
This was too long for me too read, but I am sure it was really nice.- nik