Dallas Blonde Mafia | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 2

Local Dallas Losers

November 19, 2008 Dallas, Dallas Blonde Mafia 21

Local Dallas Losers

THE DIRTY ARMY: hey nik… these are the hottest girls in dallas! they’re basically local celebrities!… NOT! they’re all lame as$ promoters for WISH ULTRA LOUNGE…the blondes are DBM members! they think they’re untouchable and basically the hottest thing to walk the earth! they’re all full of themselves or of the door guy to this months hottest club! the blonde on the far right is constantly talking about getting her nose done before christmas as well! LOSERS! please put them in their place! would you f*Ck any of them!?

Answer: No, They are all beat. Everyone in Dallas thinks there famous.

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Conjoined SHIMS Since Birth

November 6, 2008 Dallas, Dallas Blonde Mafia, The Dirty 41


THE DIRTY ARMY: Tiffany and Lindi, tell me what is this world comin to? The one on the left has a douche boyfriend that was on here a few weeks ago. The one on the right is a SL*T from Ft Worth that is underage but screws her way into any club she wants. Some advice girls…stop tanning and learn how to do your makeup.

BigBird is not underage, she is the Dallas Blonde Mafia Don.- nik

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Dallas Blonde Mafia Halloween

November 6, 2008 Dallas, Dallas Blonde Mafia 17

Why wont the leader of the DBM get +2′s already?

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Dawn Blonde Mafia

November 3, 2008 Dallas, Dallas Blonde Mafia 14

DAWN Blonde Mafia

THE DIRTY ARMY: Look at the Blonde Mafia (Raccoon Addition) trying to hide under a mullet. Who does her hair? Joe Dirt?

She is from Dallas. The Mullet is still in there.- nik

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New Blonde Mafia??

September 10, 2008 Dallas, Dallas Blonde Mafia 26

New Blonde Mafia??

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is from left to right Serina Renae, Ashley Nicole and some Beast with burnt hair.. I see them everywhere in dallas all the time and they are always wasted and the center of attention..i cant believe they arnt on this site more. Serina and Ashley work at Wish and are pretty damn hott..The beast i have no clue.. New Blonde Mafia in Dallas????.

I think they are all beat and I really don’t care I am starting to question Dallas’ Mafia ties.- nik

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InCase You Didn’t Know…

September 3, 2008 Dallas, Dallas Blonde Mafia, InCase You Didnt Know..., The Dirty 28

mom and daughter?

The leader of the Dallas Blonde Mafia is officially ORANGE.

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DBM graduated to promoting clubs!

August 20, 2008 Dallas, Dallas Blonde Mafia, Would You? 11

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Lyndi Cl*rk. She runs with the trash known as the DBM. I guess she has graduated to promoting club, actually Wish, her normal watering hole and the next Purgatory (eh, you could catch the clap just walking past that place). That’s good she succeeded in something, she barely got through high school. Great job Lyndi! Maybe next time we see you, you’ll be a model (what the GO-GO dancers of Dallas call themselves).

Sounds like the DBM is going downhill fast.- nik

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Would You?

August 17, 2008 Cougars, Dallas, Dallas Blonde Mafia, Would You? 13

THE DIRTY ARMY: I can’t tell the age, could be a cougar, could be one of Mick Skeletors youngins. But, would you?

Answer:  No, I would never touch any chick in the DBM.

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