EMAIL: This is what I like to call: daddy issues at it’s finest. It sucks to completely lack natural beauty, but the straw for hair + cake style make-up look isn’t going to do you justice

I would really like to know what Refund Gap and her friends think they run in Dallas? As far as I can tell the only thing they have control over is how much the local Mac stores are making.- nik

Not only does Wish Ultra Lounge suck but they allow these underage orange minors in to party along with their random Douche Bag friends to hang out in the club with their shirts off.

This is the leader of the “Dallas Blonde Mafia”. That is what they call themselves. I have been begging her to get +2′s so that people will take her seriously, but she is not listening.

EMAIL: nik, my love. here’s one of our very own Dallas blonde mafia members, rayann. mommy did teach her how to match!

They should have been eaten at birth!  Who wears matching outfits?? - nik

EMAIL: One of these things is not like the other… With the Dallas Blonde Mafia it must be tough being the brunette friend.

Yeah, she completely ruined all these picture.- nik