THE DIRTY ARMY: OK so check this sh*t out. This is D-Nazi’s girlfriend Crystal Rey*olds. Can you believe this dumb broad has been dating him for almost 9 months and she has KIDS!?!?!? He’s disgusting and shouldn’t be able to come within 500 yards of any child. Way to go good choice in a knee toucher boyfriend! hahahaha check out dnazis wig for halloween what a douche.

I don’t understand how this Walrus convinces chicks that he is cool… I wonder if he gets them on the phone with his lawyer first?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Here’s D-Nazi meeting his hero, (Daisy of Love contestant, La Bare stripper, and star of an episode of Cheaters) 6-Gauge! Who’s the bigger douche?

Doesn’t this picture make you want to drink that BLU sh*t so bad!- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, here is D- NAZI straight out of jail… look no facial hair, why is that nik?

Because guys don’t like to feel other guys “guy whiskers” when the kiss full tongue.- nik

Also See: **Update** D-Nazi The King Of The Douches

**As some of you know Dirty Celeb D-Nazi has been in jail recently for knee touching youngsters… Well he is now a free man so keep your children away.

 D-Nazi has just been dismissed on child indecency.  He is now sentenced to 8 years probation for mental injury to a child.  No more jail time.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik D-Nazi is probably the biggest douche in the world.  This guy is a true 30k millionaire, he is a personal trainer and brags about his Porsche all the time.  To bad he only has a stock old Porsche Boxter which retails for about $15,000.  This guy also has his hand in promoting, what a hard worker this guy is douche trainer by day and even bigger douche promoter by night.  This tool thinks he can have any girl he wants, has a f*ckin dye’d mohawk for gods sake need I say more.  I could write a book about this guy, but I’m sure there will be enough follow up stories about this douche that I don’t need too.

Porsche Boxter’s are made on an assembly line in Detriot.  D-Nazi is a die hard knee toucher who lives in an imaginary world called “Doucheville”.  It is a place where everyone can get lines shaved on the side of there head for free.- nik

Also See: DIRTY CELEB D-Nazi

THE DIRTY ARMY: Guess who’s ex’s are together now in Dallas.  Do you think D-Nazi will kick Leper’s sugar daddies ass?

He can’t because he is in prison for touching little boys.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I think D-Nazi is sending you a little message. Last time I saw him out I asked him if he was going to any of your events and he was like ‘f*ck that @sshole’ Guess you are not his favorite person, even though you made him a local celebrity!

Why are you talking to a child molester?- nik