THE DIRTY ARMY: Looks like D-nazi is invading downtown looking for lil kids. I’ve seen him in a lot of pics w/ Erica, Oh and that douche bobby. It looks like an Ed Hardy reject party.

Ed Farty and Christy Audi-Gay are for Knee Touchers.  I decided.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik the guys name is John Anders*n and he is an ex con. He is always at ghost bar lying to girls and telling them he is either a soccer player from smu or a salesman for a fitness company when he really lives in podunk denton texas. He also says he is 22 but on the denton county website it says he is really 32!!

What did he do?  Probably hung out at the same church as D-Nazi.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is the face D-Nazi makes right before he pounces on a little girl or boy so watch out!!!

I feel bad for all the people in Dallas who have touched his Greg.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Sh*t bro, My homeboy just emailed me another pic of D-Nazi creepin on my woman! Why do girls love his gelled-hawk? I am freakin out over here! Help me out Nik! What should I do???

Don’t worry he is into little boys.  You are good.- nik