THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, who is this dbag?  Thinks hes still cool at his age in the clubs. Now hes victory for life as he calls it with a tat on his neck.  I can’t believe this douchebag, but its typical Scottsdale stuff… not really surprised.

That’s Donkey Kong… they guy who go all of Chicago addicted to drugs (right Joey?).- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: The infamous idiot has out done himself with his latest behavior. Seems this muscle headed dumbass likes to get naked and snap photos of himself with his conquest of the nights cell phone. Then send it out to all his “BOYS” back home to prove what a mack he is. Just one little problem, (there is more than one. see picture number 2). He didn’t know that the camera view field was larger than the camera screen. So D.K. sent all of his friends a picture of his naked ass exposing the naked truth about what Mike is really packing. ”It was the cold water from the shower huh’ Mike?” I guess they don’t make roids for your dick yet. But when they do, Mike should be given cuts to the front of the line.

I guess he really isn’t Donkey Kong.- nik

EMAIL: He calls himself BIG ANDY, more like BIG BODY lil greg due to all the steroid usage! Last week at kinki lounge I look over and he’s chunking some girl across the club. This guy is known for being abusive towards women, hitting, slapping, and punching them in public but the bouncers never do anything because he’s their dealer. He’s nice at first but once you get to know him and cross his path wrong, he wont mind socking you right in the eye. Nik do you think him and Hallow should be buddies?

He reminds me of Donkey Kong from Chicago a little bit. Not sure who wears a Breitling watch with a Caddy belt in public though – that is definitely for the gays.- nik