EMAIL: RUN Donkey RUN
It appears Donkey Kong is on the ropes. Here is your Mikey “mexican” M*rtinez update. Last week the DEA/ North Central Narcotics Unit closed in on Kong. Mikey, living at his sisters condo, was not home at the time. The police had a signed warrant to arrest Mikey and search the property. Mikey may have not been at home, but part of his drug stash was (he keeps most narcotics in a storage locker). So where is Kong now? Only a few crack head Chicago celebrities know. Time will only tell. Donkey Kong could be on the run for days or months. It’s only a matter of time before authorities discover the left over trail of biscuits, blood crusted syringes, and banana peels. Party it up Mikey. You don’t have long till your in the zoo eating brown man bananas.
Actually according to DIRTY ARMY intel that I am getting, Donkey Kong is in Scottsdale. Can any soldier verify that?- nik