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Dr. Douche Fails Once Again

October 6, 2014 Cape Coral, Dr. Douche, The Dirty 17


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Joey has once again made himself look like a complete loser once again, Joey made a sad attempt to be a guest on a porn video website “f*ck a fan” and asked if they could pay for his DRD test and plane ticket because of his “celebrity status” but the owner soon caught on to his bullsh*t and forgot he ever talking to him.

Follow your dreams Dr. Douche… don’t let the haters bring you down!- nik

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Dr. Douche Invades Ft. Myers

September 17, 2014 Dr. Douche, Fort Myers, The Dirty 29

THE DIRTY ARMY: Well it looks like Dr. Douche is back at it again now Trying to pass as a pro wrestler. Most recently he attended a local Indy wrestling promotion called New era wrestling. There he told trainers and fellow trainee’s that he was trained by WWE hall of Fame inductee Booker T. This were it gets even more interesting when he went to training Mr. Mazen did not know any proper wrestling moves, did not know how to bump “take wrestling moves” and he was too scared to take a wrestling chop, after training failed he joined a facebook group called Kult of Kayfeb and attempted to “self” promote himself by telling the wrestling community that Seth Rollins is Going to help him and get Hired by NXT next summer, he was auditioning for the new season of tough enough, and claimed he wrestled seasoned veterans most notably Jake the snake Roberts. He was easily called out and he left the group immediately. Will this steroid using junkie ever get the consoling he needs, This man has a serious case of multiple personality disorder.

He really needs to work on those pectorals.- nik

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Dr. Douche Is Finally Settling Down

June 5, 2014 Dr. Douche, Houston, The Dirty 26


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, remember this tool??? He’s now living in Florida and engaged, he found the love of his life and opened up a tattoo shop with a friend of his where he lives. Dr. Douche seems to have calmed down alot and got his head outta of his ass for once I also heard he’s finishing his bachelors degree again. Good job Dr. Douche, would love to hear how you changed on the radio show.

I thought Dr. Douche wanted to be a cop?- nik

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Dr. Douche Is Back In Vegas

November 15, 2013 Dr. Douche, Las Vegas 3

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, look whose back in Vegas.  I guess he couldn’t make it in Florida. This douche is back around the club scene being a “VIP HOST”… looks like he’s given up on his TV and movie career. I wonder if he will ever make something good of himself, what you think Nik?

Sucks that Dr. Douche took the easy way out. The man could have been a star.- nik

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I’m Ready To Shut Dr. Douche’s Mouth

March 7, 2013 Dr. Douche, Houston, The Dirty 13

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m challenging Dr. Douche to a fight.  I’m tired of hearing his BS and I’m personally ready to shut his damn mouth up.

I should just start “TheDirty MMA” and make some real money. Dr. Douche don’t fight this guy, he will kill you.- nik

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Dr. Douche Is Very Upset About His DreamKiller Leaving Him

January 7, 2013 Dr. Douche, Houston, The Dirty 28

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have been following Dr. Douche on FB ever since you posted him.  They guy is awesome to follow since his life is such a mess.  From his parents hating him to his girlfriend leaving him for her drug addicted EX, the guy isn’t hesitant to post it on FB and let the world know his “problem of the week”.  I truly believe his DreamKiller messed up his head, look how skinny he has become lately.  All he does is smoke weed and complain about life.  How about getting back in the gym and getting those muscles back or you can always finish college and get a real job.  Didn’t know he worked at a gas station.

Dr. Douche, I told you that chick was bad news.- nik

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Dr. Douche’s Family Is Not Very Supportive

December 16, 2012 Dr. Douche, Houston, The Dirty 94

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m a huge fan of Dr. Douche and when I read this on his Facebook feed I wanted to cry. My father treated me the same way. Nothing was ever good enough. Its the reason I became a lesbian. Joey please keep your head up. You are a great person.

Actually, I’m with Dr. Douche’s dad on this one. Being in the FBI is way cooler than becoming a cop. Get those useless tatts removed.- nik

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Nik, Please Knock Some Sense Into Dr. Douche

December 8, 2012 Dr. Douche, Houston, The Dirty 18

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have been a fan of Dr. Douche since you started posted him on the site and the wise words of wisdom he usually has… but he has totally changed.  He got a GF a few months back and its been going down hill since.  I believe she is a stripper and poor Dr. Douche is feeling the effect of dating one of those girls.  He really likes what you have to say and is a huge fan of the site, so I wanted to see if you can give him some words of wisdom and save him.  He needs to concentrate on college, not trying to locate his girlfriend while she is out with other guys doing who knows what.

Dr. Douche you need to date a celebrity. Wasting your time trying to track down a civilian who is mooching off your celebrity is a waste of brain cells. You are better than this and should be with someone who is relatable to your fame status.- nik

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