THE DIRTY ARMY: Okay Nik, I know how much of a fan you are of our E.T. (Kissie) and don’t be ashamed, I follow her blog too! I have seen her go through alot of transformations through the years, but I think shes finally reached the hot point. Alot of people disagree though and say she looked better before she started going crazy with surgeries…But I want to know what you think, E.T. at 18, or E.T. now?

I’m not a fan of any of her looks. She reminds me of RichieRexic which makes me sick.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out E.T. and how hot she is looking? I don’t know if its me but does her nose look bigger?  She just posted these pictures last weekend and for the first time ever I actually think she is smoking hot and worthy now. Looks like all the plastic surgery she has got is finally starting to pay off? What you think?

I think the gap between E.T.’s eyebrows are her downfall.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out E.T. lately. Man… just look at her face. What’s your advice for her? Should she get something else done or should she just give up?

Her face is fatter than her body, that is why she wears hats to hide it.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik, E.T. on a boat in Dubai. Need I say more? Guess she’s got bills to pay. No bf with her this trip, I wonder why? HA! Funny how she bashes and calls out other Portas. I am not hating on her at all…. just stating the oh so obvious! Nik I bet there will be lots of awesome PP stories now that summer is just around the corner! Bring it!

I love when E.T. covers her face.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, looks like E.T. is taking another “vacation” to Dubai. She claims she knows girls who are porta pottys, but completely denies being one herself. Nik, who fronts the money for all of her trips and shopping splurges? Looks to me like she loves golden showers.

Her skin color does have a shade of pee to it.- nik