Kissie Phone Home

July 1, 2014 E.T., Stockholm, The Dirty 14

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I noticed you are in Europe – be careful you don’t run into aliens like E.T. Side note – you need to check out Prague. The women and scenery are amazing.

I almost decided to make a stop in Stockholm, but I chose Mykonos instead. No Prague this time, maybe next.- nik



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How Does E.T. Profit So Much From Her Blog

November 16, 2013 E.T., Stockholm, The Dirty 45

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, my sister is actual friends with Alexandra Nilsson and the girl is truly balling out.  My sister said she makes over 30k a month and lives a very lavish lifestyle all due to her blog.  What I don’t understand is how she is making that much when on Alexa she is ranked 162,000 globally.  I listen to your radio show and you say you do very well but not millionaire status, and your site is under 8k globally on Alexa, so according to the traffic difference shouldn’t you be making like 1 million per month with TheDirty?

Blogs don’t make money. It’s really not worth the effort to start one.- nik



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E.T. Looks… Good

November 4, 2013 E.T., Stockholm, The Dirty 47

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these are recent pictures of E.T. from her blog. Of course you can’t see her face but her body looks awesome. Seems like she’s eating and exercising instead of starving herself. Do you think she’ll ever accomplish looking like a human?

I don’t like the two finger ITG… it’s not wide enough.- nik



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Did Aliens Abduct E.T.’s Breast

September 14, 2013 E.T., Stockholm, The Dirty 92

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, where the hell did E.T.’s boobs go?! The first photo is of her back in the day, but these photos are new and missing something..BIG. Did she get a reduction? Have both implants removed? Replaced? And also I’ve figured out exactly what it is that makes her look so weird (besides her air inflated lips and coin-slot nostrils), it’s her very small beady eyes and thick, short eyebrows.

She looks better without the +2′s. Almost normal looking.- nik



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E.T. Is On Top Of Her Game

September 10, 2013 E.T., Stockholm, The Dirty 60

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, E.T. is on top of her game right now.  She has not had a face surgery in over 6 months and as you can see, everything is settling in perfect.  Her blogging is getting crazy as well, she is averaging over 200K visits per day and according to my estimates, she is making over 20K per month in ad rev.  You gotta give her props…. sad thing is, we can never fix those spider feet of hers.

Is she the #1 blogger in Sweden?- nik



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What Happened To E.T.’s Face

July 2, 2013 E.T., Stockholm, The Dirty 5

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, why is E.T.’s face so fat all of a sudden? In most of her new pictures she’s wearing giant sunglasses but I found these 2 where she isn’t. Bad cheek implants?  Or is the dozens of surgeries catching up.

I think she has infected cheek implants. Her body must be rejecting the implants causing heavy swelling.- nik



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March Madness: Round 1 – International And New Crop Bracket

March 25, 2013 E.T., Picasso, The Dirty 21

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March Madness Round 1: Picasso vs. E.T.

  • Picasso (brunette) (67%, 7,337 Votes)
  • E.T. (Sweden) (33%, 3,585 Votes)

Total Voters: 10,922

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March Madness Round 1: The Natural vs. Kanye Chest

  • The Natural (real rack blonde) (56%, 6,323 Votes)
  • Kanye Chest (hot dude) (44%, 4,895 Votes)

Total Voters: 11,218



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Which Kissie Would You If You Have Too

September 24, 2012 E.T., Stockholm, Toronto 0



THE DIRTY ARMY: Okay Nik, I know how much of a fan you are of our E.T. (Kissie) and don’t be ashamed, I follow her blog too! I have seen her go through alot of transformations through the years, but I think shes finally reached the hot point. Alot of people disagree though and say she looked better before she started going crazy with surgeries…But I want to know what you think, E.T. at 18, or E.T. now?

I’m not a fan of any of her looks. She reminds me of RichieRexic which makes me sick.- nik



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