THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it has been 6 months since E.T. had her nose job and it seems to be healing in the proper direction. Personally I think she looks great, skinny, blonde, nose job, +2′s, she’s definitely going somewhere in life! So Nik, my question to you, is she ready to be you nanny yet?

No, I cannot trust E.T. with kids because underneath the plastic is an evil ugly person.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hello Nik, I don’t even know why this whining little twit annoys me so much but she needs to STFU. She bashes Kissie constantly. I really feel like this PORTA POTTY is simply just jealous that she needs to suck porta wang to look like she is famous and has it all. I think Kissie has Sugar Daddies but I would say that we know the difference between being on a boat and having a man paying for your lifestyle without gang bangs and sh*t flinging parties. Kissie is endorsed all over the map, Natacha just has stinky Arabs crapping on her face. OBVIOUSLY. Natacha claims to be this (pseudo) hippy princess but in reality, she is a miserable little POSER. Go back to SWEDEN. This girl is desperate, watch her on youtube. EUROTRASH. You would be closer to all of the yacht parties after all if you relocated. Don’t act like you are down to earth and better than everyone else when all you do is fire back and look like a fuking donkey. BTW, I never thought I would say this but Kissie is a lot more attractive than Miss sour snout Natacha. You have a lot of botched surgeries and it shows too. Google before and after this beat idiot. BLAST.

I think the chick in the lower image is better looking… whoever she is.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, enough of this Chin-Chilla ridiculousness. Check out our alien DC. She is looking better these days is she not?  Maybe all that surgery is finally set it and this is what a beauty she will look like forever.  What you thin Nik, you agree?

Looks like her nose has finally settled and I love her jawline. Be careful because this Alien is really morphing.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik. I don’t follow this site so much, only see your submits about swedes from time to time in gossip blogs. I usually think they are funny what you post tho, don’t get me wrong but I don’t understand how you can prefer Kissie aka E.T. how she looks NOW. I mean, look how she looked like 2008. Normal human! I feel bad for the girl, she used to be totally cute before all her fake-fame that the blog gave her. Thoughts?

She looks way better now (which isn’t saying much). E.T. please fix your feet.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik, her lips look like a prolapsed anus. Since she listens to you so much you should give E.T. some suggestions on her next few surgeries. Get those lips fixed and round two on the rhinoplasty. The Dirty.

She needs to relax on all the surgeries and just be normal for a bit. E.T. stop listening to me… it’s not working.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, E.T. has started cropping her feet out of every picture on her “blog.”  This girl is pathetic… help her fix her feet Nik.  At this point, she has fixed her nose because of you so she knows you are honest and only have the best intention for her.

Her feet are disgusting… do any Doctors know how to do toe reductions?- nik

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