E.T. | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 2

Which Kissie Would You If You Have Too

September 24, 2012 E.T., Stockholm, Toronto 0



THE DIRTY ARMY: Okay Nik, I know how much of a fan you are of our E.T. (Kissie) and don’t be ashamed, I follow her blog too! I have seen her go through alot of transformations through the years, but I think shes finally reached the hot point. Alot of people disagree though and say she looked better before she started going crazy with surgeries…But I want to know what you think, E.T. at 18, or E.T. now?

I’m not a fan of any of her looks. She reminds me of RichieRexic which makes me sick.- nik



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E.T. Is Looking Amazing

September 5, 2012 E.T., Stockholm, The Dirty 14

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out E.T. and how hot she is looking? I don’t know if its me but does her nose look bigger?  She just posted these pictures last weekend and for the first time ever I actually think she is smoking hot and worthy now. Looks like all the plastic surgery she has got is finally starting to pay off? What you think?

I think the gap between E.T.’s eyebrows are her downfall.- nik



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Will Any Amount of Surgery Ever Fix E.T.

July 2, 2012 E.T., Stockholm, The Dirty 13

Will Any Amount of Surgery Ever Fix E.T.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out E.T. lately. Man… just look at her face. What’s your advice for her? Should she get something else done or should she just give up?

Her face is fatter than her body, that is why she wears hats to hide it.- nik



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E.T. Can Never Talk Bad About Other Porta Potties Now

May 14, 2012 Dubai, E.T., Porta Potty, Stockholm, The Dirty 7

E.T. ON A BOAT

THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik, E.T. on a boat in Dubai. Need I say more? Guess she’s got bills to pay. No bf with her this trip, I wonder why? HA! Funny how she bashes and calls out other Portas. I am not hating on her at all…. just stating the oh so obvious! Nik I bet there will be lots of awesome PP stories now that summer is just around the corner! Bring it!

I love when E.T. covers her face.- nik



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E.T. Back To Dubai

May 11, 2012 Dubai, E.T., Porta Potty, Stockholm, The Dirty 10

E.T. back to Dubai

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, looks like E.T. is taking another “vacation” to Dubai. She claims she knows girls who are porta pottys, but completely denies being one herself. Nik, who fronts the money for all of her trips and shopping splurges? Looks to me like she loves golden showers.

Her skin color does have a shade of pee to it.- nik



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A World More Beautiful, One Nose At A Time

May 5, 2012 E.T., Stockholm, The Dirty 13

A world more beautiful, a nose at a time.

A world more beautiful, a nose at a time.

A world more beautiful, a nose at a time.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it has been 6 months since E.T. had her nose job and it seems to be healing in the proper direction. Personally I think she looks great, skinny, blonde, nose job, +2′s, she’s definitely going somewhere in life! So Nik, my question to you, is she ready to be you nanny yet?

No, I cannot trust E.T. with kids because underneath the plastic is an evil ugly person.- nik



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Flush This Porta Potty Away

March 19, 2012 E.T., Porta Potty, Stockholm, The Dirty 15

Flush this Porta Potty away!

Flush this Porta Potty away!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hello Nik, I don’t even know why this whining little twit annoys me so much but she needs to STFU. She bashes Kissie constantly. I really feel like this PORTA POTTY is simply just jealous that she needs to suck porta wang to look like she is famous and has it all. I think Kissie has Sugar Daddies but I would say that we know the difference between being on a boat and having a man paying for your lifestyle without gang bangs and sh*t flinging parties. Kissie is endorsed all over the map, Natacha just has stinky Arabs crapping on her face. OBVIOUSLY. Natacha claims to be this (pseudo) hippy princess but in reality, she is a miserable little POSER. Go back to SWEDEN. This girl is desperate, watch her on youtube. EUROTRASH. You would be closer to all of the yacht parties after all if you relocated. Don’t act like you are down to earth and better than everyone else when all you do is fire back and look like a fuking donkey. BTW, I never thought I would say this but Kissie is a lot more attractive than Miss sour snout Natacha. You have a lot of botched surgeries and it shows too. Google before and after this beat idiot. BLAST.

I think the chick in the lower image is better looking… whoever she is.- nik



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E.T. Is Actually Looking Better

March 12, 2012 E.T., Stockholm, The Dirty 15

E.T. is looking better these days....

E.T. is looking better these days....

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, enough of this Chin-Chilla ridiculousness. Check out our alien DC. She is looking better these days is she not?  Maybe all that surgery is finally set it and this is what a beauty she will look like forever.  What you thin Nik, you agree?

Looks like her nose has finally settled and I love her jawline. Be careful because this Alien is really morphing.- nik



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