Will Any Amount of Surgery Ever Fix E.T.

July 2, 2012 E.T., Stockholm, The Dirty 13 6,515 Views

Will Any Amount of Surgery Ever Fix E.T.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out E.T. lately. Man… just look at her face. What’s your advice for her? Should she get something else done or should she just give up?

Her face is fatter than her body, that is why she wears hats to hide it.- nik



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E.T. Can Never Talk Bad About Other Porta Potties Now

May 14, 2012 Dubai, E.T., Porta Potty, Stockholm, The Dirty 7 9,008 Views

E.T. ON A BOAT

THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik, E.T. on a boat in Dubai. Need I say more? Guess she’s got bills to pay. No bf with her this trip, I wonder why? HA! Funny how she bashes and calls out other Portas. I am not hating on her at all…. just stating the oh so obvious! Nik I bet there will be lots of awesome PP stories now that summer is just around the corner! Bring it!

I love when E.T. covers her face.- nik



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E.T. Back To Dubai

May 11, 2012 Dubai, E.T., Porta Potty, Stockholm, The Dirty 10 8,312 Views

E.T. back to Dubai

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, looks like E.T. is taking another “vacation” to Dubai. She claims she knows girls who are porta pottys, but completely denies being one herself. Nik, who fronts the money for all of her trips and shopping splurges? Looks to me like she loves golden showers.

Her skin color does have a shade of pee to it.- nik



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A World More Beautiful, One Nose At A Time

May 5, 2012 E.T., Stockholm, The Dirty 12 7,657 Views

A world more beautiful, a nose at a time.

A world more beautiful, a nose at a time.

A world more beautiful, a nose at a time.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it has been 6 months since E.T. had her nose job and it seems to be healing in the proper direction. Personally I think she looks great, skinny, blonde, nose job, +2′s, she’s definitely going somewhere in life! So Nik, my question to you, is she ready to be you nanny yet?

No, I cannot trust E.T. with kids because underneath the plastic is an evil ugly person.- nik



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Flush This Porta Potty Away

March 19, 2012 E.T., Porta Potty, Stockholm, The Dirty 14 7,492 Views

Flush this Porta Potty away!

Flush this Porta Potty away!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hello Nik, I don’t even know why this whining little twit annoys me so much but she needs to STFU. She bashes Kissie constantly. I really feel like this PORTA POTTY is simply just jealous that she needs to suck porta wang to look like she is famous and has it all. I think Kissie has Sugar Daddies but I would say that we know the difference between being on a boat and having a man paying for your lifestyle without gang bangs and sh*t flinging parties. Kissie is endorsed all over the map, Natacha just has stinky Arabs crapping on her face. OBVIOUSLY. Natacha claims to be this (pseudo) hippy princess but in reality, she is a miserable little POSER. Go back to SWEDEN. This girl is desperate, watch her on youtube. EUROTRASH. You would be closer to all of the yacht parties after all if you relocated. Don’t act like you are down to earth and better than everyone else when all you do is fire back and look like a fuking donkey. BTW, I never thought I would say this but Kissie is a lot more attractive than Miss sour snout Natacha. You have a lot of botched surgeries and it shows too. Google before and after this beat idiot. BLAST.

I think the chick in the lower image is better looking… whoever she is.- nik



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E.T. Is Actually Looking Better

March 12, 2012 E.T., Stockholm, The Dirty 15 8,229 Views

E.T. is looking better these days....

E.T. is looking better these days....

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, enough of this Chin-Chilla ridiculousness. Check out our alien DC. She is looking better these days is she not?  Maybe all that surgery is finally set it and this is what a beauty she will look like forever.  What you thin Nik, you agree?

Looks like her nose has finally settled and I love her jawline. Be careful because this Alien is really morphing.- nik



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E.T. Back In 2008

January 12, 2012 E.T., The Dirty 11 7,936 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik. I don’t follow this site so much, only see your submits about swedes from time to time in gossip blogs. I usually think they are funny what you post tho, don’t get me wrong but I don’t understand how you can prefer Kissie aka E.T. how she looks NOW. I mean, look how she looked like 2008. Normal human! I feel bad for the girl, she used to be totally cute before all her fake-fame that the blog gave her. Thoughts?

She looks way better now (which isn’t saying much). E.T. please fix your feet.- nik



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That Is Way Too Much

January 9, 2012 E.T., Stockholm, The Dirty 11 9,772 Views

Too much.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik, her lips look like a prolapsed anus. Since she listens to you so much you should give E.T. some suggestions on her next few surgeries. Get those lips fixed and round two on the rhinoplasty. The Dirty.

She needs to relax on all the surgeries and just be normal for a bit. E.T. stop listening to me… it’s not working.- nik



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