E.T. | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 3

E.T. Back In 2008

January 12, 2012 E.T., The Dirty 11

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik. I don’t follow this site so much, only see your submits about swedes from time to time in gossip blogs. I usually think they are funny what you post tho, don’t get me wrong but I don’t understand how you can prefer Kissie aka E.T. how she looks NOW. I mean, look how she looked like 2008. Normal human! I feel bad for the girl, she used to be totally cute before all her fake-fame that the blog gave her. Thoughts?

She looks way better now (which isn’t saying much). E.T. please fix your feet.- nik



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That Is Way Too Much

January 9, 2012 E.T., Stockholm, The Dirty 11

Too much.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik, her lips look like a prolapsed anus. Since she listens to you so much you should give E.T. some suggestions on her next few surgeries. Get those lips fixed and round two on the rhinoplasty. The Dirty.

She needs to relax on all the surgeries and just be normal for a bit. E.T. stop listening to me… it’s not working.- nik



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You Made E.T. Hate Her Feet

January 4, 2012 E.T., Stockholm, The Dirty 15

You Made E.T. Hate Her Feet

You Made E.T. Hate Her Feet

You Made E.T. Hate Her Feet

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, E.T. has started cropping her feet out of every picture on her “blog.”  This girl is pathetic… help her fix her feet Nik.  At this point, she has fixed her nose because of you so she knows you are honest and only have the best intention for her.

Her feet are disgusting… do any Doctors know how to do toe reductions?- nik

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E.T. Got A New Nose

January 3, 2012 E.T., Stockholm, The Dirty 13

E.T. got a new nose.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, looks like E.T.’s nose finally healed. Just in time for her NYE. Thoughts Nik?  Personally I don’t think it is good enough yet, so maybe just 1 more surgery might do the trick.

I see three more surgeries and maybe she can spring for her boy to get his nose done as well.- nik



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This Is Just Another Piece Of Proof That You’re Always Correct With Your Judgements

December 14, 2011 E.T., Stockholm, The Dirty 26

This is just another piece of proof that you're always correct with your judgements...

This is just another piece of proof that you're always correct with your judgements...

This is just another piece of proof that you're always correct with your judgements...

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik! You have a God given ability to pin-point the features on people (especially women) that they need to enhance or minimize. The media and the masses need to stop crying about how “mean” and “judgemental” you are and just accept the facts: you say/post the things that anyone with eyes is thinking. You call people on their bullsh*t and I think all you ask of others is that they own it. Anyways, I wanted to submit my favorite Dirty Celeb, E.T. She finally took your advice and got a nose job. She posts pictures daily of herself and the healing process. Thanks for helping to make the world a more beautiful place, one beak at a time.

I have noticed that E.T. listens to whatever I say. Good girl.- nik



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E.T. Is Looking Attractive These Days

October 5, 2011 E.T., Stockholm, The Dirty 22

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, is it just me? Or does ET actually look somewhat attractive in this picture… I think she might be taking your advice… now if she can only fix those big ass feet of hers.

I heard she is trying to get her toes chopped off. Who needs toes anyway?- nik



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How Does E.T. Afford Her Lavish Lifestyle

October 3, 2011 E.T., Stockholm, The Dirty 22

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, quick question, E.T travels to alot of places and I’ve read her blog and it sucks.. how does she make money she is always shopping and has had plenty of plastic surgery it makes you wonder where she gets her money, she also travels a lot which brings me to my next point .. is she an escort or some sort of porta potty, I think she would get sh*tted on for money lol anyways what do you think?

I think E.T. has to be play for pay.  If she had family money she wouldn’t have a blog or that skin color.- nik



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Don’t Be Jealous That E.T. Is Taken Nik

August 31, 2011 E.T., Stockholm, The Dirty 18

E.T's legit man.

E.T's legit man.

E.T's legit man.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I am a reader of E.T’s blog and this is her legit boyfriend, Christian. She has kept her boyfriend’s identity a secret for quite sometime until recently, when the tabloids revealed him, she had only referred to him as “C”. I am actually quite surprised, he’s a babe! What are your thoughts Nik?

This is not a real relationship. They are just using each other for Stockholm fame. Don’t you think E.T. is looking a little heavy these days?- nik



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