THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, looks like E.T.’s nose finally healed. Just in time for her NYE. Thoughts Nik?  Personally I don’t think it is good enough yet, so maybe just 1 more surgery might do the trick.

I see three more surgeries and maybe she can spring for her boy to get his nose done as well.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik! You have a God given ability to pin-point the features on people (especially women) that they need to enhance or minimize. The media and the masses need to stop crying about how “mean” and “judgemental” you are and just accept the facts: you say/post the things that anyone with eyes is thinking. You call people on their bullsh*t and I think all you ask of others is that they own it. Anyways, I wanted to submit my favorite Dirty Celeb, E.T. She finally took your advice and got a nose job. She posts pictures daily of herself and the healing process. Thanks for helping to make the world a more beautiful place, one beak at a time.

I have noticed that E.T. listens to whatever I say. Good girl.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, is it just me? Or does ET actually look somewhat attractive in this picture… I think she might be taking your advice… now if she can only fix those big ass feet of hers.

I heard she is trying to get her toes chopped off. Who needs toes anyway?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, quick question, E.T travels to alot of places and I’ve read her blog and it sucks.. how does she make money she is always shopping and has had plenty of plastic surgery it makes you wonder where she gets her money, she also travels a lot which brings me to my next point .. is she an escort or some sort of porta potty, I think she would get sh*tted on for money lol anyways what do you think?

I think E.T. has to be play for pay.  If she had family money she wouldn’t have a blog or that skin color.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I am a reader of E.T’s blog and this is her legit boyfriend, Christian. She has kept her boyfriend’s identity a secret for quite sometime until recently, when the tabloids revealed him, she had only referred to him as “C”. I am actually quite surprised, he’s a babe! What are your thoughts Nik?

This is not a real relationship. They are just using each other for Stockholm fame. Don’t you think E.T. is looking a little heavy these days?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I tracked down a picture of E.T.’s man. Yes, sadly there is someone who openly dates her. She usually blurs out his face but there were a couple of untouched photos. I will agree that her current state is a million times better than pre-surgery E.T.. But I still struggle to understand how anyone could publicly date her knowing that she is completely fake and with knowledge of her former hideous looks.

This guy is totally Gay… look at his mannerisms in the photos. No shot he is her boyfriend.- nik