THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, here are some pictures of ET on one of her current vacations.  She is always on some sort of vacation and people say its because of how much money she makes from her blog.  Like in all reality, how much can she make Nik, your in the business and seem to be doing pretty well.

She doesn’t make sh*t. It is all a cover up to hide where she really makes her money.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, so I’ve been trying to track down a picture of her boyfriend cause I heard he is some major Dbag… Check out this guy, looks like a Halloween picture but she definitely does not look happy… probably cause he is stepping on one of these big ass feet she has.

E.T. lets that guy eat her box? How can we confirm this is her dude?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, so ET read about what you think about her losing weight and she is not happy that you made fun of her big ass feet.  She has seen many specialist and its going to cost her way to much money to do it… on the other hand she will not lose 25 pounds instead to show you what is up.

E.T. I know a doctor in the States that can remove the Cuboid and Navicular bones in your feet which will take you down about 2 inches in shoe size. Let me know.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik! Long time fan of the site and DA strong! I’ve always been fascinated by E.T. I looked her up to see WTF is up with her huge rack, and I found this picture!  Her nipples are literally pointing in completely different directions. One is headin north and the other is staring straight at you. I don’t get it, all that plastic surgery and she couldn’t make sure her nipples were even? please explain this anomaly.

The clocks are different in Sweden. 9:15 is actually 10:20.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, so people are wondering how the hell E.T. will be able to drop another 20 lbs… Well I think this might be the way… PEPSI is the way to go.  I just hope she stays alive.

Why do you want her to stay alive? Her blog sucks and the only reason people care about her is because of the +2′s.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was on E.T.’s website and she has this pic posted, what’s up with those +2′s?  Her nipples are so small you almost cant even see those things… Also I bet ET hates the fact she cant have surgery on her big ass feet.

Yeah, I heard she is a size 10. E.T. in Thailand they have doctors that can shave down your toes.- nik