E.T. Does Have A Real Life

August 25, 2011 E.T., Stockholm, The Dirty 5

E.T in real life

E.T in real life

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, here are some pictures of ET on one of her current vacations.  She is always on some sort of vacation and people say its because of how much money she makes from her blog.  Like in all reality, how much can she make Nik, your in the business and seem to be doing pretty well.

She doesn’t make sh*t. It is all a cover up to hide where she really makes her money.- nik



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Did You Know E.T. Has A Man

August 23, 2011 E.T., Stockholm, The Dirty 19

Found new pics of E.T.

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, so I’ve been trying to track down a picture of her boyfriend cause I heard he is some major Dbag… Check out this guy, looks like a Halloween picture but she definitely does not look happy… probably cause he is stepping on one of these big ass feet she has.

E.T. lets that guy eat her box? How can we confirm this is her dude?- nik



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E.T. Is Not Happy You Made Fun Of Her Giant Feet

August 17, 2011 E.T., Stockholm, The Dirty 36

E.T. the Duck

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, so ET read about what you think about her losing weight and she is not happy that you made fun of her big ass feet.  She has seen many specialist and its going to cost her way to much money to do it… on the other hand she will not lose 25 pounds instead to show you what is up.

E.T. I know a doctor in the States that can remove the Cuboid and Navicular bones in your feet which will take you down about 2 inches in shoe size. Let me know.- nik



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Please Expain This Anomaly About E.T.

August 12, 2011 E.T., Stockholm, The Dirty 15

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik! Long time fan of the site and DA strong! I’ve always been fascinated by E.T. I looked her up to see WTF is up with her huge rack, and I found this picture!  Her nipples are literally pointing in completely different directions. One is headin north and the other is staring straight at you. I don’t get it, all that plastic surgery and she couldn’t make sure her nipples were even? please explain this anomaly.

The clocks are different in Sweden. 9:15 is actually 10:20.- nik



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Pepsi Is A Good Way To Lose Weight

August 11, 2011 E.T., Stockholm, The Dirty 20

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, so people are wondering how the hell E.T. will be able to drop another 20 lbs… Well I think this might be the way… PEPSI is the way to go.  I just hope she stays alive.

Why do you want her to stay alive? Her blog sucks and the only reason people care about her is because of the +2′s.- nik



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Something Is Not Right

August 11, 2011 E.T., Stockholm, The Dirty 37

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was on E.T.’s website and she has this pic posted, what’s up with those +2′s?  Her nipples are so small you almost cant even see those things… Also I bet ET hates the fact she cant have surgery on her big ass feet.

Yeah, I heard she is a size 10. E.T. in Thailand they have doctors that can shave down your toes.- nik



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E.T. Has Announced She Is Going On A Diet

August 9, 2011 E.T., Stockholm, The Dirty 49

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, E.T. recently announced on her blog that she’s going back on the baby food diet that made her lose around 20 pounds previously. This is one of her most recent pictures, and I think she’s gotten too thin to do that. It’s scary how skinny she is. I know for a fact that she reads your blog, please tell her to eat normal food!

She is going on a diet because of me. Don’t be fooled by this picture… she is sucking in.- nik



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I’m Happy To See E.T. Deteriorating So Fast

August 2, 2011 E.T., Stockholm, The Dirty 42

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, thought I’d send you some new pictures of E.T. Seems like someones aging very fast, and for being 19 she looks way too old, don’t you think?  This is a prime example of what happens when you have way too much surgery.

I still see a little bit of excess stomach fat. Looks like she has been slacking in the diet department.- nik



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