E.T. | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 5

I’m Happy To See E.T. Deteriorating So Fast

August 2, 2011 E.T., Stockholm, The Dirty 42

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, thought I’d send you some new pictures of E.T. Seems like someones aging very fast, and for being 19 she looks way too old, don’t you think?  This is a prime example of what happens when you have way too much surgery.

I still see a little bit of excess stomach fat. Looks like she has been slacking in the diet department.- nik

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E.T. Has Never Looked So Gross

July 19, 2011 E.T., Stockholm, The Dirty 24

E.T is looking so gross

E.T is looking so gross

E.T is looking so gross

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is all the proof for you young ladies to realize that all the surgery in the world can’t help you.  Ya she has massive +2′s but that is about it… she looks like she is deteriorating and who knows what she will look like in 6 months.

I like her arms though, they flow perfect with her wrists.- nik

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This Is What Happens When You Listen To Nik

June 20, 2011 E.T., Stockholm, The Dirty 17

This is what happens when you listen to Nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: I’m sure you have seen this photo before Nik, but please put this before photo up of E.T. to warn people against listening to you… see what happens to them when they listen to you. SAD.

Hello, even though she looks like an Alien now… it is way better than what she use to look like.- nik

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I Love +2′s Much As The Next Guy, But What E.T. Has Done To Herself Is Just Wrong

June 7, 2011 E.T., Stockholm, The Dirty 79

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was just wondering what you thought about E.T.’s new body? I personally thinks she looks anorexic and nasty, her +2s look too big for her body and so does her head. What is she on a scale of 1-10?

1.66722616… she looks like a shoe size 12.- nik

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E.T. Is Running For Miss World Sweden

June 2, 2011 E.T., Stockholm, The Dirty 19

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, E.T. is running for Miss World Sweden. She is currently in sixth place and if the Dirty Army votes for her this DC could really win the pageant.  Everyone Vote!  Click here to vote for Dirty Celeb E.T.

I am only voting for her so the DA can take the credit for dominating the country of Sweden.- nik

**Can someone explain to me how to vote? I speak American.**

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Why Is E.T. Changing Her Look

June 2, 2011 E.T., Stockholm, The Dirty 21

Why is E.T so ugly?

Why is E.T so ugly?

THE DIRTY ARMY: So, E.T. cuts her hair and keeps losing weight. And I… Well I just want your opinion Nik: What do you think about E.T’s body and new hairstyle?

I must be getting to her head. Lose two more pounds… you are almost there.- nik

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If Any Of You Were Wondering… This Is E.T.’s O-Face

May 16, 2011 E.T., Stockholm, The Dirty 15

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I’ve always wanted for some reason to have sex with ET no matter how many surgeries she has had.  For some reason I’m attracted to her… anyway after seeing these pictures of her, I’m not to sure about it anymore cause I dont think I can stand her facial experessions.  Anyway Nik, what do you think about her O-face?

How gross is all that plastic… her face looks like it could melt off if you put a candle next to it.- nik

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I Heard E.T. Had Some Mean Things To Say About You

May 11, 2011 E.T., Stockholm, The Dirty 15

Vandirtys Very own ET

Vandirtys Very own ET

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I heard that ET wrote something bad about you and TheDirty Army on her blog.  I went on there but I have no idea how to read swedish so I was totally SOL.  Anyway wanted to ask you if there was any truth to this story and how does it feel to get thrown under the bus.

It doesn’t count because she is from another planet. Only earthlings are allowed to talk sh*t on other earthlings. E.T. you are ugly and deformed (it doesn’t count).- nik

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