THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, E.T. recently announced on her blog that she’s going back on the baby food diet that made her lose around 20 pounds previously. This is one of her most recent pictures, and I think she’s gotten too thin to do that. It’s scary how skinny she is. I know for a fact that she reads your blog, please tell her to eat normal food!

She is going on a diet because of me. Don’t be fooled by this picture… she is sucking in.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, thought I’d send you some new pictures of E.T. Seems like someones aging very fast, and for being 19 she looks way too old, don’t you think?  This is a prime example of what happens when you have way too much surgery.

I still see a little bit of excess stomach fat. Looks like she has been slacking in the diet department.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is all the proof for you young ladies to realize that all the surgery in the world can’t help you.  Ya she has massive +2′s but that is about it… she looks like she is deteriorating and who knows what she will look like in 6 months.

I like her arms though, they flow perfect with her wrists.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: I’m sure you have seen this photo before Nik, but please put this before photo up of E.T. to warn people against listening to you… see what happens to them when they listen to you. SAD.

Hello, even though she looks like an Alien now… it is way better than what she use to look like.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was just wondering what you thought about E.T.’s new body? I personally thinks she looks anorexic and nasty, her +2s look too big for her body and so does her head. What is she on a scale of 1-10?

1.66722616… she looks like a shoe size 12.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, E.T. is running for Miss World Sweden. She is currently in sixth place and if the Dirty Army votes for her this DC could really win the pageant.  Everyone Vote!  Click here to vote for Dirty Celeb E.T.

I am only voting for her so the DA can take the credit for dominating the country of Sweden.- nik

**Can someone explain to me how to vote? I speak American.**