THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, coming at you strong from Toronto. I stumbled across this pictures of KISSIE or whatever her name is… thought I’d submit them to help out with the dirtyceleb name-picking process. I threw in the last image just for your enjoyment. Anyways Fish lips is already taken but that doesn’t even begin to describe the lips on this broad, this girls mouth is more like…. beluga lips. Some Venus fly trap sh*t I think. Ps. when are you coming to Toronto?! We’ve been waiting!
Here are the top 10 names: 1. Bust-A-Rella 2. Swedish Barbie 3. Funhouse (everyone’s favorite) 4. Swedish Meatballs 5. Gumby 6. Euro DC 7. Area 51 8. Ikea 9. Euro Pass 10. 10-4 (10 from the neck down, and 4 from the neck up).- JV
These names are average. We can do better, we will do better! DIRTY ARMY, please win this victory and come up with a better name.- nik
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