I Can’t Get Over How Ugly E.T. Use To Be

April 12, 2011 E.T., Stockholm, The Dirty 13 8,075 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, am I the only person out here that cannot get over how ugly and beat and beastly ET use to look like.  After seeing the before pictures you can only imagine how many times she has been under the knife.  I don’t think I can even get it hard after seeing this picture of here, she looks like a retard.

If I had to guess, I say she had at least 17 medical procedures to become E.T.- nik



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This Is Why We Call Her E.T.

April 11, 2011 E.T., Stockholm, The Dirty 21 7,937 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so this is ET, thank you for making her a Dirty Celeb.  Its time we have someone represent from Sweden, I love your blog and you are quickly becoming one of the most popular people here.  I wanted to show you guys what ET looks like without make up, its very crazy thing.  A good friend of mine had sex with her and he said it was the worst thing ever, she is so concerned about how she looks while having sex that is was just weird and awkward.

Doesn’t one implant look larger than the other? I personally think E.T. looks better with all her surgeries… even though getting two ribs removed is a little intense.- nik



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Do We Have A New Dirty Celeb Nik

April 8, 2011 E.T., Stockholm, The Dirty 37 5,513 Views

Kissie ... aka ET ..

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I believe E.T. is without a doubt the perfect name for the Swedish Barbie aka Kissie.  I can’t believe this is what she use to look like and thank god for all those surgeries because she does look way better.  Can you imagine how much work she has had done in her life and at such a young age?

Hon ser så ful. Varför er den hår blogger jämn bekant i Sverige? JAG neka till göra henne min daddan och skulle hellre dö än se henne plast delen naken. JAG bestämd.- nik

ALSO SEE:

Have We Came Up With A Name For Her Yet

What Are We Going To Name Your First Euro Dirty Celeb

Does “Swedish Barbie” Look Like This In Real Life

There Is Something About Sweden



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Have We Came Up With A Name For Her Yet

April 7, 2011 E.T., Stockholm, The Dirty 263 7,528 Views

Swedish Barbie Celeb Names

Swedish Barbie Celeb Names

Swedish Barbie Celeb Names

THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik, we’re back to Swedish Bimbo Kissie. The favorite DC names so far are Swedish Fish, Swedish Meatball, Funhouse, and 10-4.  Have you thought of any yet Nik?  We need something good for her.

JV’s Top 5 Names:  1.  Daddy Duck  2.  Rack Attack  3.  Giraffe  4.  E.T.(Euro Trash)  5.  Swedish Barbie

I like ET, what do you think?- nik



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What Are We Going To Name Your First Euro Dirty Celeb

April 6, 2011 E.T., Stockholm, The Dirty 147 8,052 Views

KISSIE: Pre +2's

KISSIE: Pre +2's

KISSIE: Pre +2's

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, coming at you strong from Toronto. I stumbled across this pictures of KISSIE or whatever her name is… thought I’d submit them to help out with the dirtyceleb name-picking process. I threw in the last image just for your enjoyment. Anyways Fish lips is already taken but that doesn’t even begin to describe the lips on this broad, this girls mouth is more like…. beluga lips. Some Venus fly trap sh*t I think. Ps. when are you coming to Toronto?! We’ve been waiting!

Here are the top 10 names:  1.  Bust-A-Rella  2.  Swedish Barbie  3.  Funhouse (everyone’s favorite)  4.  Swedish Meatballs  5.  Gumby  6.  Euro DC  7.  Area 51  8.  Ikea  9.  Euro Pass  10.  10-4 (10 from the neck down, and 4 from the neck up).- JV

These names are average. We can do better, we will do better! DIRTY ARMY, please win this victory and come up with a better name.- nik

ALSO SEE: Does “Swedish Barbie” Look Like This In Real Life



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Does “Swedish Barbie” Look Like This In Real Life

April 5, 2011 E.T., Stockholm, The Dirty 323 10,017 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is Kissie who’s been on thedirty.com so many times, has the most f*cked up, photoshopped pictures I’ve ever seen. I can’t tell if she’s hot or just f*cked up. So I’m wondering, would you do it with this plasticated “Swedish” (Polish) girl? And do you think this could become your first Swedish Dirty Celeb?  And Nik, does she really look like that in real life?  Do you know for sure?

I think these images are the real deal. I would love to make this chick our first EURO DC. What are we thinking for a name?- nik



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There Is Something About Sweden

April 1, 2011 E.T., Stockholm, The Dirty 17 6,252 Views

there's something about sweden

there's something about sweden

there's something about sweden

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, another crazy ass Swede.  You are familiar with Kissies, anyway the funny thing is that you guys cant read what she blogs about and let me tell you its some retarded stuff.  In a nutshell all she blogs about is not having friends and how she is getting another surgery to look better.  Like seriously?  how many more surgeries is she going to have?

Lipo for the stomach is a must. Which one is she in the first image because they all look like Prodigy, even the dude.- nik



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Kissie The Swedish Ugly Blogger

December 16, 2010 E.T., Stockholm, The Dirty 31 10,624 Views

Kissie, the swedish uggly blogger

Kissie, the swedish uggly blogger

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik can you please save the world from this chick.  Somehow she is taking over Europe and becoming more popular and people I’ve talked to actually like her and think shes hot.  Shes brainwashing us one kissy face at a time.  I needa make sure I look at your site to stay grounded and right minded.  DA strong nik, Look at this eyebrow And her fishmouth SO uggly!!! dont ya think. People on the dirty were asking what her nose looked before she took your advice and got a nose job, well here are some pics. DA strong!!

I am still looking for a Swedish nanny/house keeper who needs a work visa. Sweden don’t let me down.- nik



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