THE DIRTY ARMY: So, E.T. cuts her hair and keeps losing weight. And I… Well I just want your opinion Nik: What do you think about E.T’s body and new hairstyle?

I must be getting to her head. Lose two more pounds… you are almost there.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I’ve always wanted for some reason to have sex with ET no matter how many surgeries she has had.  For some reason I’m attracted to her… anyway after seeing these pictures of her, I’m not to sure about it anymore cause I dont think I can stand her facial experessions.  Anyway Nik, what do you think about her O-face?

How gross is all that plastic… her face looks like it could melt off if you put a candle next to it.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I found this on another site and I just thought to myself, what makes this face attractive?!?! There is nothing attractive about this at all… Nik, how come everyone is always copying you?

Because I am an innovator of all things that gain massive viral traffic on the internet. ET, looks like the Botox placement is off… nothing to brag about.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, just thought maybe you wanted to see new pictures of the oh so amazing E.T. I’m Swedish so I see pictures of her everywhere, and these made my jaw drop. What in the world did she do to herself?

Is the second image her wax statue? How does E.T. even have friends looking like a freak?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, am I the only person out here that cannot get over how ugly and beat and beastly ET use to look like.  After seeing the before pictures you can only imagine how many times she has been under the knife.  I don’t think I can even get it hard after seeing this picture of here, she looks like a retard.

If I had to guess, I say she had at least 17 medical procedures to become E.T.- nik