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People Seem To Forget What Elvira Really Looked Like Before Surgery

June 27, 2014 Boston, Elvira, The Dirty 24

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, people seem to forget that Elvira was no prize until she got massive plastic surgery done to herself. Nik, do you think guys care when they kiss a fraud? It’s not like the taste of ugliness changes.

The only time a guy should worry is when he gets a transformed women pregnant. The plastic doesn’t carry over into the children.- nik

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Elvira Is Going Backwards In Life

June 9, 2014 Boston, Elvira, The Dirty 90



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, soooo guess who is a Monster Energy girl now?  Yup, Elvira… talk about going backwards in life.  The girl is almost in her 30′s and she is running around with these BroHoe models?  What the hell is wrong with her?  None the less, that body is banging and looking good.  As you can see, she is starting to go with that “fit” look and I’m sure she will have a nasty 8 pack by end of summer.

HAHAHA. Monster. HAHAHA.- nik

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Photoshop To Blame For Elvira’s Horrendous +2s

December 23, 2013 Boston, Elvira, The Dirty 6



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik,  long time reader first time submitting.  I was looking thru my daily gossip sites and came upon this. I know this is Elvira but can you believe they blame her bad +2′s on bad photo shopping?  I think age is the one to blame for this, she is getting old and everything is starting to sag.  Remember when she was hot?

This is not a photoshop issue, this a flat tire issue that Elvira refuses to accept.- nik

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Old Elvira Vs. New Elvira – Age Kills Women

December 4, 2013 Boston, Elvira, The Dirty 218


Sometimes plastic cannot save the world – Old Elvira vs. New Elvira

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Elvira Featured On Huffington Post

November 4, 2013 Boston, Elvira, The Dirty 4

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was checking out a post about photoshop disasters and recognized one of the girls. You have been telling her for awhile now to get those fixed, maybe she will now?

Even Huffington Post hates Elvira’s +2′s.- nik

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What Procedures Has Elvira Get Done

July 14, 2013 Elvira, New England 1

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what procedures did Elvira do? Her face went from feminine and pretty to manly and weird. Her face is much thinner and more defined, like a guy. She used to have a great feminine look but with that jaw and those eyebrows, and that weird nose, she leaves me wondering what procedures she even had done and why?

I agree she looks very handsome these days.- nik

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What Happened To Elvira

July 3, 2013 Boston, Elvira, The Dirty 63

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey, what happened to Elvira!?? I was looking at her IG today and she posted these 2 picture last week… seriously? She used to be the hottest girl in the game, now she looks like a mexican maid for hire.. Elvira fix those eyebrows. You posted a picture that said “DON’T LET ANYONE WITH BAD EYEBROWS TELL YOU SH*T ABOUT LIFE”, oh the irony of that picture.

WTF? Is that really Elvira? My heart hurts looking at that face. Beauty lost.- nik

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I Don’t Want To Be The Next Elvira

April 23, 2013 Boston, Elvira, Hollywood, The Dirty 61

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I remember reading a post you wrote a while back where you said Elvira could have made it big, but she didnt listen to you. I dont know her but I can somewhat see what you mean, she wasted her potential like many girls do and didn’t strike while the iron was hot. I’m moving to LA in August and want to know what do you think ruins girls careers or stunts them, and what advice do you have for girls if they actually want to have a good modeling/acting career, and I dont mean a matress or porta potty. Besides looking the part, being young, thin, etc.. what are the steps a girl should do to make it big and not do to ruin her career.

The only thing that ruins a girl is AGE. If you are not hitting auditions hard at 19 then you will be banging losers in Hollywood from 22-29 years of age until you move home pregnant and starting life from scratch. Elvira never left home because she loves everyone kissing her ass. She cannot take rejection and to make it in LA you need to eat rejection like candy.- nik

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