Photoshop To Blame For Elvira’s Horrendous +2s

December 23, 2013 Boston, Elvira, The Dirty 6 88,110 Views



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik,  long time reader first time submitting.  I was looking thru my daily gossip sites and came upon this. I know this is Elvira but can you believe they blame her bad +2′s on bad photo shopping?  I think age is the one to blame for this, she is getting old and everything is starting to sag.  Remember when she was hot?

This is not a photoshop issue, this a flat tire issue that Elvira refuses to accept.- nik

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Old Elvira Vs. New Elvira – Age Kills Women

December 4, 2013 Boston, Elvira, The Dirty 195 95,357 Views


Sometimes plastic cannot save the world – Old Elvira vs. New Elvira

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Elvira Featured On Huffington Post

November 4, 2013 Boston, Elvira, The Dirty 4 84,307 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was checking out a post about photoshop disasters and recognized one of the girls. You have been telling her for awhile now to get those fixed, maybe she will now?

Even Huffington Post hates Elvira’s +2′s.- nik

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What Procedures Has Elvira Get Done

July 14, 2013 Elvira, New England 1 10,095 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what procedures did Elvira do? Her face went from feminine and pretty to manly and weird. Her face is much thinner and more defined, like a guy. She used to have a great feminine look but with that jaw and those eyebrows, and that weird nose, she leaves me wondering what procedures she even had done and why?

I agree she looks very handsome these days.- nik

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What Happened To Elvira

July 3, 2013 Boston, Elvira, The Dirty 63 88,485 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey, what happened to Elvira!?? I was looking at her IG today and she posted these 2 picture last week… seriously? She used to be the hottest girl in the game, now she looks like a mexican maid for hire.. Elvira fix those eyebrows. You posted a picture that said “DON’T LET ANYONE WITH BAD EYEBROWS TELL YOU SH*T ABOUT LIFE”, oh the irony of that picture.

WTF? Is that really Elvira? My heart hurts looking at that face. Beauty lost.- nik

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I Don’t Want To Be The Next Elvira

April 23, 2013 Boston, Elvira, Hollywood, The Dirty 61 84,325 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I remember reading a post you wrote a while back where you said Elvira could have made it big, but she didnt listen to you. I dont know her but I can somewhat see what you mean, she wasted her potential like many girls do and didn’t strike while the iron was hot. I’m moving to LA in August and want to know what do you think ruins girls careers or stunts them, and what advice do you have for girls if they actually want to have a good modeling/acting career, and I dont mean a matress or porta potty. Besides looking the part, being young, thin, etc.. what are the steps a girl should do to make it big and not do to ruin her career.

The only thing that ruins a girl is AGE. If you are not hitting auditions hard at 19 then you will be banging losers in Hollywood from 22-29 years of age until you move home pregnant and starting life from scratch. Elvira never left home because she loves everyone kissing her ass. She cannot take rejection and to make it in LA you need to eat rejection like candy.- nik

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March Madness: Round 1 – DC Favorites And Legends Bracket

March 21, 2013 Elvira, Leper, The Dirty, The Shining, Zed 44 84,484 Views


March Madness Round 1: Zed vs. The Shining

  • ZED (black top) (51%, 4,730 Votes)
  • The Shining (red leopard) (49%, 4,502 Votes)

Total Voters: 9,232


March Madness Round 1: Elvira vs. Leper

  • Elvira (REFUND Gap) (94%, 8,388 Votes)
  • Leper (black top) (6%, 539 Votes)

Total Voters: 8,927

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Is Elvira Back To Dime Status

March 13, 2013 Boston, Elvira, The Dirty 63 94,368 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I need a rating of Elvira on the Nik Richie Scale. Not sure what color hair you call that, but the overall package is reflecting back to her Smoke Patrol days. DA Strong 100.

Is that really Elvira? I always said she needed to be blonde. If I had to be accurate, I would say she is a solid 7.59927191 in this image.- nik

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