Elvira’s Nose Needs To Get Redone

March 3, 2013 Boston, Elvira, The Dirty 26 84,235 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you are the expert on this so I will ask the master. My girlfriends and I were having a girls wine night and we decided to troll Elvira because that’s what we girls do stalk beautiful women haha. Anyway, we noticed her 3rd nose job wasn’t all that. Check out the tip of her nose Nik. We thought we would asked you if Elvira should go round 4 on that honker?

I can’t get past the rusty armpits (pick a better filter next time). The only thing that Elvira needs fixing is her +2′s, stop messing with your face.- nik

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Elvira Is Beautiful

February 8, 2013 Boston, Elvira, The Dirty 40 81,384 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, have you seen Elvira lately. All her facial procedures have settled perfectly. She looks like the ultimate wife. Taking out her cheek implants was the best decision she has ever made. Thoughts?

Until she fixes her chest, I don’t want to apologize to her. I decided.- nik

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Elvira’s Faker

January 16, 2013 Boston, Elvira 0 6,847 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear dirty army, I want to inform you that @kellykarloff instagram is a fake. This is not Elvira.

Thanks for the heads up.- nik

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Elvira Has The Perfect Nose

January 14, 2013 Boston, Elvira, The Dirty 51 80,888 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I totally agree with you when it comes to getting your nose done before +2′s.  I’m a 19 year old girl and in need of a nose job bad.  I’m going to get that done and then work on the rest of my body.  Elvira’s nose is perfect, the first pic is before she got it done and you can see the total improvement it did for her.  I need some advice on when it comes to finding the right plastic surgeon.  I don’t want just anybody messing with my face.  How do I find the best doctor for my procedure?  Any advice?

I don’t like Elvira’s new nose. Her old one was way better. This one looks long… if I had to guess I would say 4 inches.- nik

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Elvira Please Listen To The World

December 17, 2012 Boston, Elvira, New England, The Dirty 117 8,671 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, please tell Elvira… out of all the money she spends making her face look expressionless… why doesn’t she throw down on a new set of +2′s? Blows my mind… I’m a chick and that would distract me if I ever brought her to bed.

Elvira, the tribe has spoke (AGAIN).- nik

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Do You Like Elvira’s Mature Look

December 4, 2012 Boston, Elvira, The Dirty 41 8,022 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I wanted to ask you about Elvira.  In the past year, I feel like she has completely changed her look to be more professional, mature and for people to take her more serious.  Personally I totally do, I feel like she has grown into a woman that is about business and nothing else.  What are your thoughts on this and do you like her “mature look”?

She shouldn’t of removed her cheek implants, it makes her nose look too lengthy.- nik

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Has Elvira Had More Work Done To Her Face

November 9, 2012 Boston, Elvira, The Dirty 65 5,934 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, being DA strong since the beginning, I have seen Elvira go from an ugly duckling and transforming into such a beautiful woman after all the surgeries she had.  At one point, she was perfect.  But the last year or so, it seems like her looks have changed and not sure if I like what direction she is heading in.  Wanted to see what you think.

I want to cry when I see her face now, she use to be so pretty.- nik

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Elvira’s Seen Better Days

October 7, 2012 Elvira, New England, The Dirty 30 8,187 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, seriously? What’s with the chest? And $16 lingerie? Whats happened to Elvira, she used to be the hottest one. [Click here to order her $16 birthday suit]

Elvira, please for the love of GOD update/upgrade your +2′s. Stop spending money on your face… don’t make me blame prescription medicine for your delusional downfall.- nik

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