THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, looking better this season? Missing those great cheek implants though(still). I wonder since she got her nose done recently if she plans to get her rack re-did or maybe even some butt injections? Why not! The last post of her for Karmaloop throws me off because of the brown eyeballs. She will always be my favorite DC (Leper is up there too of course), no matter how many times she goes under the knife (aging). The eyes Nik, do you think she needs to pick a color?? Scammer! She could use an eye lift or maybe those cheek implants made her eyes bluge back in the day. Yep Nik, you are a genius for details. She’s amazing though. I know I would be happy to look like her! I love how fake/real this site is. I love thedirty.com.

Elvira, please for the love of God get your +2′s redone. I will pay for it to help humanity.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I was shopping online today and look at what I found – Elvira’s new nose!!! – she claims to have nothing done to her face – but you can OBVIOUSLY see that her beak has been altered and it looks TERRIBLE! P.S. She should NEVER wear a hat or a headband – EVER!

Trust me when I tell you… she has gone under the knife more than any woman I know.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik- adore your site! Anyways, I’ll get right to the point. Elvira looks nasty as f*ck. I used to think she was so pretty, but the more I see of her, the more I notice she’s disgusting. For one, she looks at least 30. She needs to lay off the tanning beds cause they’re just speeding it up for her. Secondly, girl needs a boob fix. Her t*ts look gross, her left one has some weird sh*t goin on! And then her stomach..ew! She has the stomach of a tranny!- and there’s something f*cked up about her bellybutton too. Nik, she’s not getting the message. She needs your help.

I have been begging her to redo her rack, but she is not listening.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so last few months the pictures of Elvira that were posted had her ugly blonde hair which made her look about 6 years older then she is. Just saw Elvira posted some pictures with her hair all nice and completely dark… Tell me she doesn’t look better like this Nik?

She still looks so weird to me with her cheek implants removed.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik, I like religiously check Elvira’s facebook as I’m a fan of hers.  And lately she’s been posting these pictures on her wall that just make me go wtf? I don’t know if its the change in her hair color or if shes lost a lot of weight but she’s not looking too good. What do you think? As a fan I’m concerned… she needs to stay a 10 or I’m gonna have to find a new hero to idolize.

I think she got her cheek implants removed.- nik