Elvira | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 5

Elvira’s New Nose

September 9, 2011 Elvira, New England, The Dirty 34

Elvira's New Nose

Elvira's New Nose

Elvira's New Nose

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I was shopping online today and look at what I found – Elvira’s new nose!!! – she claims to have nothing done to her face – but you can OBVIOUSLY see that her beak has been altered and it looks TERRIBLE! P.S. She should NEVER wear a hat or a headband – EVER!

Trust me when I tell you… she has gone under the knife more than any woman I know.- nik



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Elvira Is Nearing The End Of The Road

August 16, 2011 Boston, Elvira, The Dirty 39

Elvira looks so nasty

Elvira looks so nasty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik- adore your site! Anyways, I’ll get right to the point. Elvira looks nasty as f*ck. I used to think she was so pretty, but the more I see of her, the more I notice she’s disgusting. For one, she looks at least 30. She needs to lay off the tanning beds cause they’re just speeding it up for her. Secondly, girl needs a boob fix. Her t*ts look gross, her left one has some weird sh*t goin on! And then her stomach..ew! She has the stomach of a tranny!- and there’s something f*cked up about her bellybutton too. Nik, she’s not getting the message. She needs your help.

I have been begging her to redo her rack, but she is not listening.- nik



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Elvira Listened To The Dirty Army

July 6, 2011 Boston, Elvira, New England, The Dirty 27

Elvira back to brunette

Elvira back to brunette

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so last few months the pictures of Elvira that were posted had her ugly blonde hair which made her look about 6 years older then she is. Just saw Elvira posted some pictures with her hair all nice and completely dark… Tell me she doesn’t look better like this Nik?

She still looks so weird to me with her cheek implants removed.- nik



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Elvira Is Looking A Little Off

June 16, 2011 Boston, Elvira, New England, The Dirty 9

THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik, I like religiously check Elvira’s facebook as I’m a fan of hers.  And lately she’s been posting these pictures on her wall that just make me go wtf? I don’t know if its the change in her hair color or if shes lost a lot of weight but she’s not looking too good. What do you think? As a fan I’m concerned… she needs to stay a 10 or I’m gonna have to find a new hero to idolize.

I think she got her cheek implants removed.- nik



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Elvira’s Manly Backside

May 25, 2011 Boston, Elvira, New England, The Dirty 27

Elvira

Elvira

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I like to shop on Karmaloop and Elvira’s arm looks really veiny. I think she hits the gym too hard. And her breasts have hardened from probably working out too much too. Elvira, you’re beautiful and would be much more beautiful if you would get your lovely curves back.

Elvira keep listening to my advice and you could be somebody in this world, now go get your +2′s re-done already.- nik



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Nik, Do You Believe Elvira

April 28, 2011 Boston, Elvira, New England, The Dirty 39

Nik, do you believe Elvira?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check this out Nik, Elvira posted on facebook that she claims to have absolutely NO work done to her face…..LOL! This girl has to be kidding, does she not know you can’t lie from the dirty?!? I remember when she called you crying on webcam two years ago asking you to remove the pre-op pictures. What are your thoughts on this?

That is a complete lie. I have pictures of what she used to look like which I promised her I would never post when we ended our relationship. I am still keeping my promise, but she looked like a totally different person.- nik



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Nik, Can You Imagine If Every Girl Took Your Advice

April 26, 2011 Elvira, The Dirty 39

Elvira takes Niks advice again

Elvira takes Niks advice again

Elvira takes Niks advice again

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Elvira is way hotter as a blonde and looks smokin hot. I didn’t think she could be anymore attractive than with the dark hair look but I was wrong… Nik was right all along by saying she needs to go blonde. Nik you know best, so do you think the blonde Elvira can make a comeback?  And how come some people still think she looks better as a brunette?

The next step for Elvira is to re-do her implants. She needs a fresh pair.- nik



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What Happened To Elvira

April 21, 2011 Boston, Elvira, New England, The Dirty 22

What Happened to Elvira?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I saw you comment earlier today that you liked Elvira’s blonde hair. You can’t be serious. Putting aside the hair looks way better dark, what do you think of her face/body? She’s gotta be at least 10 procedures deep. You say she’s not aging well, I think it’s all the plastic surgery. It’s sad, remember how hot she used to be? What do you think Nik? Please tell her to STOP getting work done, eat some dunkin donuts and go back to the old Elvira.

She has only got about 7 procedures done. But is doesn’t matter… this is what she looked like when I held her hand (Click Here). The good old days.- nik



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