Why Is My Girlfriend Acting Shady

April 16, 2014 Fake Equis, Hollywood, The Dirty 250 111,967 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, my girlfriend of two years has a lot of mutual “friends” with Dan Fake Equis and the past 3 weeks, she has been hanging out with them.  She said guys are not allowed to party with them, so she never invites me and everytime she goes, she never returns my text or answers my calls because she says she has no service, but she has no problem posting IGs partying with them.  I don’t get it, I do trust her but when she quit her job a few days ago, has me really paranoid that she is sleeping with those guys for money.  I don’t want to lose her, especially to this mother f*cker.  What the hell should I do?

I wouldn’t worry about. Have Fake Equis pay her bills and just share her. He will take all the head ache out of the relationship with all the shoes and purses you had to buy anyway. It sounds like a win win to me.- nik



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How Can You Anyone Hate On Fake Equis

April 2, 2014 Fake Equis, Hollywood, The Dirty 142 99,113 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I’m going to be the first to say I use to hate Fake Equis and thought he was just a rich kid living off of daddy’s money and one huge prick.  But after watching this, he is definitely no prick, he seems like he knows how lucky he is that he has so much money and can literally do whatever he wants.  I hope they go deeper into all the hookers he pays, that will be the best part.

Is it just me or does Fake Equis have a dorky voice? He needs a voice coach.- nik



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Fake Equis’ Girlfriend Knows How The System Works

April 1, 2014 Fake Equis, Hollywood, The Dirty 204 113,890 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Fake Equis new girlfriend is not that attractive, but she sure as hell has a bomb ass body and knows how the system works.  She allows Fake Equis to pay and f*ck her friends with him.  Just check out this pic she posted on his boat with Caitlin O’Connor and Sarai Rollins [who is becoming quite famous on TheDirty], his GF and another unnamed girl are in the pic and wrote how he had sex with all of them on the boat.  You have to love the guy and his life, he will literally f*ck any girl he wants cause he could pay for it.

Fake Equis needs to reinvest in his payroll girlfriend’s +2′s. I see a dent in that gap. He can do much better.- nik

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Fake Equis Is A Real Celeb Now

March 24, 2014 Fake Equis, Hollywood, The Dirty 60 102,191 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, look who’s made it as a “celeb” in the real world.  Buzzfeed just did an article on him.  I hate how blogs don’t mention where he first gained popularity, TheDirty.com obviously.  I remember when I first started following him on IG after I seen his post on your site, he had like 600 followers, then I told my friend a few months later and when she jumped on IG he had over 100k followers.  I can’t wait to see how big he will get. Click here to read the Buzzfeed article about Fake Equis.

I still think @LegendOfAnwar is a stronger Instagram than Fake Equis. None of Anwar’s pictures are staged for attention.- nik



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They All Wonder Why They Are Single

March 21, 2014 Fake Equis, Hollywood, The Dirty 248 110,844 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, my hero Fake Equis posted this yesterday on his IG.  I happen to know most of these girls and no joke, they all complain why they are single and can’t find a “true” man to date them and marry them… Well, first off, no one wants to marry a hooker, so when you hookers say “If a man can’t respect my job, then they are obvious not strong enough”…. ummm, no you dumb bitches.  It means we don’t want to be with a wh*re who will have sex with anyone for money, its just disgusting and shows how lazy you are in life.  So, all you “genius hustlers” aka hookers, stop wondering, unless you find some dumb ass John to marry you, enjoy the single life… for life.

At least Fake Equis instagram shows you which girls are for hire. He is doing a public service in my opinion.- nik



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Fake Equis’ Wiki Page

March 14, 2014 Fake Equis, Hollywood, The Dirty 146 113,910 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Fake Equis is “booking” me to go to a private poker game with him, so I wanted to do some background research and make sure this guy wasn’t going to kill me.  Anyway, came across his Wiki page and it gave me a great laugh and wanted to share with you guys since I’m DA strong.  My favorite part is where it says he has had 2 heart attacks before the age of 30, he seems really proud about that.  Click here to read Fake Equis’ Wiki Page!

What is that promo pic? Is Fake Equis in the next Twilight movie?- nik



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There Was Plenty Of Damage Done

March 13, 2014 Fake Equis, Hollywood, The Dirty 70 106,521 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, so the idiots in your “Dirty Army” where saying that Fake Equis did barely any damage to his Lambo… well check out the video and tell me what you think now?  Cause he is about to spend what you peasants make in years just to fix it up.

Why fix it up? Just buy a new one.- nik

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There Are Rich People And Then There Is Fake Equis

March 11, 2014 Fake Equis, Hollywood, The Dirty 285 114,023 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, there is rich people out there and then there is the few like Fake Equis.  You don’t see too many people like him living the life.  Yes, he does get hookers and lives off of daddies money, but at least the dude enjoys life.  Like a few days ago, when his buddies and him went and raced their exotic cars, and as you can see, Fake Equis f*cked up his nearly 1 million dollar Lambo.  Many rich folks would never put that this puppy out on a track, but Fake Equis sure did.  A wise man told me this about Dan.  ”Dan doesn’t wear Camo, Camo wears him.”

The legs on that chick are way too heavy to be sitting in a Lambo.- nik



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