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Fake Equis Has Always Been A Tool

December 15, 2014 Fake Equis, Hollywood 6

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, four years ago Dan Bilzerian made a YouTube account before his Fake Equis rise to woman beating fame. Check out this video he uploaded.

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Dan Bilzerian aka Fake Equis aka Instagram’s Ray Rice

December 13, 2014 Fake Equis, Hollywood, The Dirty 120


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was a total fan of Dan Bilzerian but no longer. Once a man hits a woman, I lose all respect for them. If that was my daughter that he kicked, you better believe I would murder that little trust fund piece of sh*t. TRUE memes of him circulating on the net, the guy is now Ray Rice of Instagram. Anyone that still follows him, is a piece of sh*t like him. Hope this monster gets what he deserves in prison.

Nothing will happen to him. Dad’s money will keep him safe.- nik

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Dan Bilzerian Released From Jail

December 10, 2014 Fake Equis, Hollywood, The Dirty 280


KTLA.com: Bilzerian, 34, was booked at LAPD’s Pacific Division shortly after 10 p.m., jail records showed. He was being held without bail, but was released at 1:16 p.m. Wednesday after charges were dropped, according to an official at the Los Angeles County jail’s inmate reception area.

According to LAPD Officer Jack Richter, Bilzerian had been arrested on a fugitive warrant out of Nevada. He had faced felony charges in the state, including possessing or manufacturing explosive or incendiary devices, according to a criminal complaint filed in Las Vegas on Nov. 13.

Charges in that case were not dropped, Clark County District Attorney’s Office spokeswoman Audrie Locke said in an email to KTLA after Bilzerian’s released from custody in L.A. Locke said she had no information on why Bilzerian was released. On Nov. 4, Bilzerian illegally possessed “ammonium and/or cooler and/or aluminum powder” and “ammonium nitrate mix,” according to the criminal complaint.

Bilzerian was seen walking into his Hollywood Hills home by a KTLA reporter shortly after his release Wednesday afternoon. Bilzerian said he had no comment.

Money rules the world.- nik

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Dan Bilzerian Is In Jail — No Bail

December 10, 2014 Fake Equis, Las Vegas, The Dirty 216


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is the Register of Actions from Nevada. As you can see the level is a felony. I wonder how his fellow inmates are going to feel knowing Dan kicked a girl in the face? I heard they don’t take that sh*t lightly.

How much prison time could he possibly get? Looks like he wont be shooting guns with his butt boy Steve Aoki anytime soon.- nik

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Breaking News: Dan Bilzerian Arrested

December 10, 2014 Fake Equis, Hollywood, The Dirty 230

**UPDATE: According to TMZ — Dan is a terrorist. TMZ learned an arrest warrant was issued in Clark County, Nevada. Cops claim he violated a law making it a crime to possess an explosive or incendiary device with the intent to manufacture it. Bilzerian is being held without bail. If convicted of the felony he faces between 1 and 6 years in prison.

LA WEEKLY: UPDATE at 12:25 a.m. on Wednesday, Dec. 10: Sheriff’s information indicates that Bilzerian is being held without bail. Playboy gambler Dan Bilzerian was arrested at LAX tonight, police said.

A Los Angeles Police Department official told L.A. Weekly he was picked up based on an out-of-state warrant. The 34-year-old was reportedly in hot water after he allegedly kicked a woman at a Miami Beach club LIV over the weekend.

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**UPDATE: Dan Bilzerian Gets Away With Assault In Miami

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**UPDATE: Dan Bilzerian Gets Away With Assault In Miami

December 9, 2014 Fake Equis, Miami, The Dirty 1565

**UPDATE (12/09/14): Miami Beach police are investigating the incident at LIV. Bilzerian, 34, could face a battery charge and a civil law suit. Castano said she suffered an abrasion on her lower back and an eye laceration that left blood on her face after the kick.

**UPDATE (12/08/14): Police are now investigating Dan’s criminal actions – http://www.tmz.com/2014/12/09/dan-bilzerian-kicked-woman-face-pressing-charges-video/. In other news, Page Six is saying (according to Dan Bilzerian’s camp) – TheDirty.com is the reason Dan kicked the girl in the face. – http://pagesix.com/2014/12/08/the-king-of-instagram-gets-into-a-miami-brawl/

Exclusive statement from Dan Bilzerian justifying his actions for kicking a female in the face:

Dan Bilzerian Statement

Exclusive statement from the woman kicked in the face by Dan Bilzerian:

“Hey it’s the girl who got kicked in the face this is basically what happened — there were two girls standing next to me at the table that were fighting. People started getting shoved and I tried to separate them. Then Dan pushed me both off the banquette and once I fell he kicked me in the face. I wanted to file a police report and EMT checked my face I was bleeding from my eye but I felt fine and at that point I just wanted to go home. I really didn’t see how serious it was until I watched the video for myself. I’m lucky that the injuries weren’t worse. I did nothing to deserve that kick to head, I am gonna go ahead pursue legal action against him.”

Now the question remains: What will Miami PD do? Because we all know if Dan Bilzerian was black he would be in jail right now.- nik

**UPDATE: From what I was told the woman went to the ER at 5am. Cops came and questioned Dan and he flashed a police badge and they let him go. More details to come as story develops. I really hope the woman who got kicked in the face comes forward. I know there are images of her bloody face.- nik

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What Is The Connection Here

December 7, 2014 Fake Equis, Miami, The Dirty 125


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I know FE pays to be in movies, most likely to hang with celebs too. But what is the connection here? I thought he preferred Pepsi and Viagra to the ganja. Never expected him to be kicking it with a couple of weedheads like Miley and Wiz. I guess he doesn’t discriminate on which drugs he does, depending on his “crew” for the night. Maybe he should smoke more often, take himself less seriously. And those legs… man those legs are hairy.

Dude LaserAway that leg hair bro, stop trying to plug your Armenian side.- nik

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Brooke Hanmer Is So Desperate

November 30, 2014 Fake Equis, Hollywood, The Dirty 94


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is Brooke Hanmer again. And as you can see, she is trying her hardest to have Fake Equis be her boyfriend, but sorry bunny, Dan doesn’t take hookers, he only f*cks them. Such a bad look for Brooke because now everyone can confirm she is pay for play… and desperate as f*ck to lock down a rich guy.

I like how Fake Equis has creepy hands.- nik

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