Dan Bilzerian’s Howard Stern Interview

July 23, 2014 Fake Equis, Hollywood, The Dirty 107

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Dan has confirmed in this recent interview on Howard Stern that he is indeed SINGLE again (R.I.P Andreea Bolbea…CALLING ALL PORTA POTTIES!!!). I guess she couldn’t take the heat after embarrassing articles about her were submitted on here. In this interview he also confirmed that the rumors of Andreea participating in orgies were true. He also stated that he is still financially maintaining Andreea until she gets her sh*t together. She was warned on here that she would end up regretting the porta potty lifestyle in the future, guess that settles that. Hopefully she won’t end up suffering too many consequences from the terrible decisions she made this past year.

That interview sucked. Howard was soft and kissed his ass. Almost sounded staged. Who cares about poker… that’s Dan’s cover — even though he doesn’t play anymore. Fake Equis refuses to let me interview him, I don’t know why? I don’t dislike the guy, I just want to know who he really is.- nik

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How Fake Equis Had His Heart Attacks

July 22, 2014 Fake Equis, Hollywood, The Dirty 74

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so its true, Fake Equis had his heart attacks because he was doing a bunch of blow… also he took 2, 100 mil Viagras… both of those combined will f*ck your world up… this kid should have died because of this.  Lucky bastard…

I don’t believe it.- nik

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A Concerned Father

July 16, 2014 Dallas, Fake Equis, Hollywood, The Dirty 355



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so my ten year old son is in love with Dan Bilzerian on Instagram, he idolizes the guy.  All he and his friends talk about is Dan, like he is some type of superhero.  I have no clue how he can relate to someone that much older than him.  He has been getting into so much trouble because he is being mean to all the little girls in our neighborhood.  He treats them really bad and basically expects them to be his slave.  If they don’t do what he says, he basically kicks them out of the neighborhood crew and they are left without any friends.  The phone calls I’m fielding from neighbors are worse than telemarketers.  Now he is sharing cartoons of Dan to every kid on the block.  These cartoons are from another 7 year old boy on Instagram.  I’ve grounded my son from all social media for the summer and now he hates his Dad.  Thanks Dan.

It’s only a matter of time until all 7 to 10 year-old boys are doing blow and banging hookers thanks to Instagram.- nik

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Is Whitefish The New Aspen

July 14, 2014 Fake Equis, Montana State, The Dirty 42


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what is the attraction with douche millionaires going to Whitefish in Montana? Fake Equis was just there last week and I have noticed it has become the trendy place for those with a lot cash but not a bunch of class…

Whitefish is code for something… you do the math.- nik

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Fake Equis Needs That Beard

July 6, 2014 Fake Equis, Hollywood, The Dirty 154


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, Dan Bilzerian rocks the beard for a huge reason… and as you can see, he looks like a jackass tool without it.  As a girl, I would never bang him without the beard, no matter how much cash he throws at my vagina.

Looks like someone bought new teeth.- nik

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Who Ever Said You Can’t Buy Celebrity Friends Never Met Dan Bilzerian

July 4, 2014 Fake Equis, Hollywood, The Dirty 134

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, Dan/Fake Equis had climbed his way up. Justin Bieber Instagrammed a photo of them together a couple days ago. Got to give props to Dan.

If you see Fake Equis out, look at his shoes. He wears 4 inch platforms… it’s awesome. That’s why he always wears the baggy cargo military pants, to hide the heals.- nik

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Why Would Fake Equis Date Such A Plain Jane

June 29, 2014 Fake Equis, Hollywood, The Dirty 380



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you guys are totally right about Fake Equis’ girlfriend Andreea.  There is nothing special about this girl, she is your typical plain Jane and I have no clue what the hell someone as loaded as Dan is doing with her, do you?

He is in love, let him be.- nik

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Fake Equis Does Have The Hairiest Legs

June 25, 2014 Fake Equis, Las Vegas, The Dirty 163

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I was standing in line for the restroom when I spotted Fake Equis. Dude has the hairiest legs on earth. I tried to get a picture of his legs to share with the dirty army. Sorry for the quality.

The guy needs to pay a stylist. Those shorts don’t flow with his skin tone.- nik

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