A Concerned Father

July 16, 2014 Dallas, Fake Equis, Hollywood, The Dirty 355 122,380 Views



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so my ten year old son is in love with Dan Bilzerian on Instagram, he idolizes the guy.  All he and his friends talk about is Dan, like he is some type of superhero.  I have no clue how he can relate to someone that much older than him.  He has been getting into so much trouble because he is being mean to all the little girls in our neighborhood.  He treats them really bad and basically expects them to be his slave.  If they don’t do what he says, he basically kicks them out of the neighborhood crew and they are left without any friends.  The phone calls I’m fielding from neighbors are worse than telemarketers.  Now he is sharing cartoons of Dan to every kid on the block.  These cartoons are from another 7 year old boy on Instagram.  I’ve grounded my son from all social media for the summer and now he hates his Dad.  Thanks Dan.

It’s only a matter of time until all 7 to 10 year-old boys are doing blow and banging hookers thanks to Instagram.- nik

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Is Whitefish The New Aspen

July 14, 2014 Fake Equis, Montana State, The Dirty 41 110,239 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what is the attraction with douche millionaires going to Whitefish in Montana? Fake Equis was just there last week and I have noticed it has become the trendy place for those with a lot cash but not a bunch of class…

Whitefish is code for something… you do the math.- nik

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Fake Equis Needs That Beard

July 6, 2014 Fake Equis, Hollywood, The Dirty 150 110,012 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, Dan Bilzerian rocks the beard for a huge reason… and as you can see, he looks like a jackass tool without it.  As a girl, I would never bang him without the beard, no matter how much cash he throws at my vagina.

Looks like someone bought new teeth.- nik

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Who Ever Said You Can’t Buy Celebrity Friends Never Met Dan Bilzerian

July 4, 2014 Fake Equis, Hollywood, The Dirty 134 106,705 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, Dan/Fake Equis had climbed his way up. Justin Bieber Instagrammed a photo of them together a couple days ago. Got to give props to Dan.

If you see Fake Equis out, look at his shoes. He wears 4 inch platforms… it’s awesome. That’s why he always wears the baggy cargo military pants, to hide the heals.- nik

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Why Would Fake Equis Date Such A Plain Jane

June 29, 2014 Fake Equis, Hollywood, The Dirty 374 113,885 Views



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you guys are totally right about Fake Equis’ girlfriend Andreea.  There is nothing special about this girl, she is your typical plain Jane and I have no clue what the hell someone as loaded as Dan is doing with her, do you?

He is in love, let him be.- nik

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Fake Equis Does Have The Hairiest Legs

June 25, 2014 Fake Equis, Las Vegas, The Dirty 163 104,376 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I was standing in line for the restroom when I spotted Fake Equis. Dude has the hairiest legs on earth. I tried to get a picture of his legs to share with the dirty army. Sorry for the quality.

The guy needs to pay a stylist. Those shorts don’t flow with his skin tone.- nik

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Why Is Ashely Alexiss Hanging Out With Fake Equis

June 17, 2014 Boston, Fake Equis, Hollywood, The Dirty 94 104,015 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so this girl drives me insane! Obviously she has her pack of minion followers that say she’s gorgeous. But all I see is a narsastic bitch. She swears she doesn’t drink that much then posts nothing but partying pics. Recently hooked up with a fitness model Colin Wayne, and I swear it’s all to boost their online status. There are rumors that shes actually a porto potty and recently she just posted up a pic with her and Fake Equis. You be the judge, online model or porta potty????

Nope, Fake Equis is doing the face he does with all his fans. He practices that face in the mirror for pictures.- nik

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Fake Equis Doesn’t Care About Anyone But Himself

June 16, 2014 Fake Equis, Las Vegas, The Dirty 591 152,563 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have 2 friends in this picture and after Dan posted this on his Facebook they were all getting blown up and people asking if they were one of the girls that blew him.  This rich disrespectful asshole really doesn’t care that he makes all women look like they have a price and will do whatever he wants them to do… f*ck you Dan!!!

All women do have a price.- nik

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