Soot Mom

March 8, 2011 Edmonton, Fish Lips 54

slut  mom

slut  mom

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl jumps from job to job screws people over constantly steals from them and is a back stabbing wh*re the moment somthing is going wrong in her life she blames other people for it.

Having short hair only makes you uglier.- nik



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Fishy Figeroux

March 3, 2011 Fish Lips, Vancouver 19

Fishy Figeroux

Fishy Figeroux

Fishy Figeroux

Fishy Figeroux

 

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Alisha Figeroux of Maple Ridge BC. Some say she looks like a hammerhead shark, some say she looks like an avatar. I think she’s plain ugly and a straight up sloot. She lies about being a virgin, while shes having sex with her boyfriend thats 3 years younger than her.  She’s addicted to e and has dropped out of school to become a “professional” hairstylist. Clearly thats not gonna go anywhere. I once walked in on her mastrubating with a toothbrush because she was so desperate. She smells like rotting sea life, although thats probably the fact of her being a hammerhead shark. Can you smell the fish from there?

Face of a hammerhead body of a whale.- nik



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Definition Of A Skinny Sloot

March 3, 2011 Fish Lips, Pittsburgh 11

Definition: Skinny Bitch

Definition: Skinny Bitch

Definition: Skinny Bitch

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this lovely pepsiwh*re is Kelly. You’re more likely to find her rolling around on the ground drunk off her a** or probably talking some heavy sh*t on everyone that’s ever crossed her path-including her “best friends” (Katrina, Kayla, Kristie—I feel a K theme). On a regular basis every five words out of her overinflated mouth are “ew remember that one girl that knew that guy that I used to f*ck?” Not one intellectual word can float from her tongue. She moved to philly for a short time and somehow that filthy city inflated her ego to the size of the state and she thought it would be a great idea to bless us all in the ‘burgh with her b*tchy presence. She’ll do anything to get people to tell her that she looks sickeningly skinny or they like her cliché outfits. Don’t Let her tattoos (yeah the one on her vagina too) and big gauges fool you, because she’s still the blonde popular rich b*tch she was in highschool trampling on all those around her beneath her hidous stripper shoes. Oh and see that guy over there, she f*cked him, oh and him too…and him.

Being skinny alone doesn’t make up for a face that it looks like someone took a jackhammer too.- nik



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Ashamed Ginger

March 1, 2011 Fish Lips, Portland 23

Ashamed Ginger

Ashamed Ginger

Ashamed Ginger

Ashamed Ginger

THE DIRTY ARMY: This ginger freak has been everything from brunette to blonde and black and back again. Identity crisis?? She looks like she might break in half at any moment, surprised she hasn’t with that rep she has with the boys… Maybe it’s all the drugs she does.

She is like a life size carrot.- nik



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Watsonville California’s Tramp

February 25, 2011 Fish Lips, San Jose 0

WATSONVILLE CALIFORNIAS TRAMP NOT CHAMP....

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This female right here has a hard time keeping it real. She is stingy with everything from her p*ssy to her money and her weed. She has quite the attitude.  HANNAH JACKSON FROM WATSONVILLE CALIFORNIA is one of those how do you say “special b*tches” I mean as much dirt as she has done.  She is in no position to be the way she is. THANK YOU for PUTTING THIS B*TCH ON BLAST….did I mention she is a GROUPIE.

She’s not stingy with sex, it’s just that no one wants to sleep with her.- nik



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Biggest Rio Linda Sloot

February 24, 2011 Fish Lips, Sacramento 17

BIGGEST RIO LINDA SLUT

BIGGEST RIO LINDA SLUT

BIGGEST RIO LINDA SLUT

BIGGEST RIO LINDA SLUT

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this b*tch KAYLA MACKENZIE, has been known for the biggest Rio Linda Sloot in all town! Wanna free ride on the dirty train? She sure will be their to hit ya up to get down on some chode d*ck, annyyttiimmeee! She sucked my d*ck once, and she kept choking just on my head.. Not the best Bj giver in the world, but she sure loves ANAL loving from what I’ve heard from my bestfriend, which isn’t my thing, I don’t f*ck girls in the a**. She goes around any guy she sees, flirts with them, and if the guy gives a small reaction, best believe. She will go in that dumpster and show you her Rio Linda Classic good time. ;} from all my friends in Rio Linda, be telling me she has f*cked over 20+ dicks in her life, and guess what? Shes only a Sophomore in homeschooling. Alot of time on her hands to get down and dirty with all the RIO WHITE TRASH CRACK HEADS.

I wonder if they draw on each others eyebrows.-nik



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FFFF-Fake Flat Fat FOB

February 18, 2011 Fish Lips, Houston 8

FFFF-Fake Flat Fat FOB

FFFF-Fake Flat Fat FOB

FFFF-Fake Flat Fat FOB

FFFF-Fake Flat Fat FOB

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Dirty Deidra. She is the most conceided FOB in Houston and is always taking pictures of herself and her FAKE 6 pack because she thinks shes losing weight and looks good now. Can somebody tell this girl to stay behind the lens because her receeding hair line and man jaw and FLAT chest and jellylicious 6 pack is not hawt. Deidra is a “photographer” on the side. Nik tell her she shouldnt quit her day job. A monkey could take better pictures with a disposable camera. Shes as fake as they come. She acts as if she goes to the best places or hosts fashion shows but for some reason or another she always cancels last minute and blames her innocent daughter for not being able to go. Her BD got custody of her little girl. You know something is wrong with a women when the father gets custody of there baby.

I like how she thinks that pocket of flab is abs.- nik



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The Freeze Snatcher

February 17, 2011 Fish Lips, Vancouver 0

the freeze SNATCHer

the freeze SNATCHer

the freeze SNATCHer

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this L.G is d*le gra*am, so f*cking nasty she has slept with everyones boyfriends or done sh*t with them she will f*ck anything with a greg.  She is such a low person she even sucked her bestfriends boyfriends d*ck when they were dateing what a sloot.  She will steal all of your clothes and everything else you own (oh im just borowin it) then you will never see it again.  She is with the biggest loser ever brennan lewis(23) who is a waste of skin he does not even have money to feed him or her the only thing they ever spend there money on is cra*k, pepsi, gak pills anything that can get them high for the night.  She droped out of school just to be with a loser who cant even take care of him self.   He owes many debts to many people and hes bring her down with him.  She has got so skiny from doing pepsi.  She is so nasty she f*cked a freeze and got it stuck and this one time this guy told her he has an DRD and she still f*cked him and the funny part she was on her rag f*ckin sick and she is the dumbest b*tch around people even convinced her to snort protein powder and thought it was pepsi and thought she was as high as a kite….just thought I would post this and let you all know of this nasty lil ho-bag BEWARE!!!

Did her eyebrows get burned off in a fire or something?- nik



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