THE DIRTY ARMY: This nasty b!tch is Jordan Myers. Her voice sounds like she’s been a chain smoker since she was born. She sounds like a man and looks exactly like one too. She’s a cheerleader at Western Oregon University and is a dirty jersey chaser. She has disgusting leathery orange skin, and cakes on make-up to hide her manly features. She LOVES to shit-talk, but can’t stand when it’s dished out to her. She says she likes to have guy friends…but really…it’s just because she blends in with them. She’s a sloppy alcoholic who’s drunk all the time, and tries to get with any guy that has a pulse. She’s disgusting and honestly, it’s time for this b!tch to be put in his…(sorry her) place.
Does she honestly think she looks better like that? This is one ugly fish. But hey, at least she can swallow. -nik