THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Dirty Deidra. She is the most conceided FOB in Houston and is always taking pictures of herself and her FAKE 6 pack because she thinks shes losing weight and looks good now. Can somebody tell this girl to stay behind the lens because her receeding hair line and man jaw and FLAT chest and jellylicious 6 pack is not hawt. Deidra is a “photographer” on the side. Nik tell her she shouldnt quit her day job. A monkey could take better pictures with a disposable camera. Shes as fake as they come. She acts as if she goes to the best places or hosts fashion shows but for some reason or another she always cancels last minute and blames her innocent daughter for not being able to go. Her BD got custody of her little girl. You know something is wrong with a women when the father gets custody of there baby.

I like how she thinks that pocket of flab is abs.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this L.G is d*le gra*am, so f*cking nasty she has slept with everyones boyfriends or done sh*t with them she will f*ck anything with a greg.  She is such a low person she even sucked her bestfriends boyfriends d*ck when they were dateing what a sloot.  She will steal all of your clothes and everything else you own (oh im just borowin it) then you will never see it again.  She is with the biggest loser ever brennan lewis(23) who is a waste of skin he does not even have money to feed him or her the only thing they ever spend there money on is cra*k, pepsi, gak pills anything that can get them high for the night.  She droped out of school just to be with a loser who cant even take care of him self.   He owes many debts to many people and hes bring her down with him.  She has got so skiny from doing pepsi.  She is so nasty she f*cked a freeze and got it stuck and this one time this guy told her he has an DRD and she still f*cked him and the funny part she was on her rag f*ckin sick and she is the dumbest b*tch around people even convinced her to snort protein powder and thought it was pepsi and thought she was as high as a kite….just thought I would post this and let you all know of this nasty lil ho-bag BEWARE!!!

Did her eyebrows get burned off in a fire or something?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: This nasty b!tch is Jordan Myers. Her voice sounds like she’s been a chain smoker since she was born. She sounds like a man and looks exactly like one too. She’s a cheerleader at Western Oregon University and is a dirty jersey chaser. She has disgusting leathery orange skin, and cakes on make-up to hide her manly features. She LOVES to shit-talk, but can’t stand when it’s dished out to her. She says she likes to have guy friends…but really…it’s just because she blends in with them. She’s a sloppy alcoholic who’s drunk all the time, and tries to get with any guy that has a pulse. She’s disgusting and honestly, it’s time for this b!tch to be put in his…(sorry her) place.

Does she honestly think she looks better like that? This is one ugly fish. But hey, at least she can swallow. -nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Season. She thinks its cool to dress up like its halloween everyday of the year. She has slept with over 40 of my friends and after they got tested they all tested positive for DRD. People in the city of Wichita need to beware of her little shenanigans. Shes a thief and was caught stealing from her job countless times SO WATCH YOUR SH*T! She LOVES f*cking guys in bands. And what guy in a band wouldnt like to fuck an easy loose b*tch. About 2 years ago she tried Over-dosing on Tylonel because a guy in a band didnt want her. WHAT KIND OF IDIOT WOULD DO THAT! This girl needs to stay in her cave and get her eyes fixed. Nobody likes an ugly cock-eyed girl.

I’m a little scared to say anything negative in fear she’ll try and OD on Midol or something.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this (girl) is hilarious. And I mean in a way to laugh at. She acts like she is going to be the next Tila Tequila or something. Her name is Emily Ann Ross, I have only met her once but I know she loves the greg and especially the purple crayon. She adds literally 100 people a day, and then she try’s to tell people everyone adds her, why would anyone add this weird looking chick. She posts statuses updates every hour and every guy friend likes and ogles over her pics. I don’t get it cause to me she looks like shes probably hiding a greg. Shes still a senior in high school and is engaged to this forgy obviously. Hopefully he reads this and finds out hes with a girl(guy) that gets hammered and cheats on him with a bunch of Russians all the time. Anyways I just thought u should know shes a joke.

Her upper lip must smell really good. -nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, ok for starts this guy thinks he is the biggest french pimp that ever lived even though he’s only hooked up with four chicks all dragons. This guy f*cked his best friend of four years girlfriend. oh did i mention the guy beats off while chocking him self, how pathetic. What else can i say about his character, the only pussy he got was the left overs from his homie, the guy would fuck his own beast of a mother if he had the chance. He has to be the biggest loser i know he lives on his own and still has to get his parents to do everything for him….What a stain.either way ladies if you see this guy out at the bar stay back i know for a fact he has herpies and lies about it. oh thats the fat wh*re victoria peppin in the picture.

His ears automatically make me think he falls into the Forgy French stereotype.- nik