THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Ivy Levan. She is an aspiring musician and retired model… Would you go play in the snow with her Nik?
I thought ghosts weren’t real.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I don’t have to say much about this petite. Kayla May is fresh. She rides as much greg as possible. Unbelievable amounts of makeup are smeared over her face as she goes to the bar night after night thinking she is somethin to look at. Hell i don’t even know what background she has in her but i know i wouldnt touch any of them after looking at her. She’s cheating on her current boyfriend (the bald one that’s over a half a decade older then her that she’s straddling) and he’s entertainingly oblivious. Wake up and smell the fish buddy shes a bar star! Aside from your constant complaint status’ on facebook that nobody truly cares 30 seconds for, you’ve been secretly busted at the bar numerous times with your 30 second teasers of grabbing greg and swapping spit. Better start thinking about getting that dog your soon to be X just bought you cause you probably won’t be together much longer.
She’s just growing into the woman she’s going to become.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl needs to be put on blast. She thinks she is so hot a claims to be a good girl with her church friends. But when she is around other people she tells them about how much sex she get from so many people and how she gets fisted all the time. Get this she also thinks she is a model.
Just because you take a picture of yourself does not mean you’re a “model.”- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is maryssa h*rris aka the big black momba, she smells lik a used can of chew, she blew a guy in the break room of a blockbuster… she is always homie hopping and she can be seen trying to get with blake and tre…she thinks she gets all the dick the only ones she gets are the green dill pickles from snookies cabinet, the onlything looser than her six pack(i call it a fat pack) is her fish lips….and im not talking about the ones on her face.
Sacramento is to LA what Jersey is to New York.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Why…why, These girls continuously post clearly flattering photo of themselves around KC making adorable fish faces! They are all back stabbing B*tches and hypocrites. They think they are hot sh*t, but last time I checked making ridiculous fish faces IN PUBLIC wasn’t too sexy…. Whatcha think Nik?
These girls are just working on their DSL’s, they need all the help they can get to get guys.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Alyssa Ni*der, is from coraopolis, PA and is nothin but a backstabber to everyone she meets. she cant keep a secret to save her life. she talks shit on everyone esp. the people that she claims are her best friends and then when she gets busted she continues to lie about it. shes also one of the girls that thinks that shes hot sh*t!!!! she always wears something revealing. her ass is always fallin out of her pants showing the world her ghetto lookin pasty white ass, uhh hello they made belts for a reason! she wears bras that obviously dont fit cuz her boobs look like they are either suffocatiing or are falling out! she prances around everywhere she goes thinkin that shes sexy when really she looks like a ghetto gutter sl*t! ive been told that talking to her is like talking to a wall shes an airhead that doesnt pay attention at all unless its her talking. shes obsessed with sex but from what i hear shes got no room to talk because i hear she just lays there like a dead fish….shes so illiterate but she wants to go to college to be an english teacher, im sorry but honey you speak an right so ghetto that no school in their right mind would hire you as an english teacher….you have to know how to spell, speak, and dress appropriate i dont think you could handle that let alone handle another college. you b*tch and complain about everything and anything. you claim that your in love with yer “boyfriends” but you constantly flirt and cheat with other guys all the time seriously its time for this chick to get over herself and grow th f*ck up already!!!
I’m stll speechless after the first picture. She looks like a sumo wrestler.- nik