THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, looks like Forbidden got herself into some trouble over the weekend. Her ex bf got engaged and for whatever reason she felt the need to send him nude pics. His new fiance then edited them up and put them on fb. She is in her mid 20′s, uneducated, and works at a bikini bar. She has been close to marriage with a quite a few men in the past. The guy in the picture is the guy their fighting over, Brian Gordon. If you take a close look the name on his neck is his ex wife. That tattoo goes nicely with the other one on his face! Brian supposedly runs his own business, but in reality he is a struggling loser hooked on oxy. Looks like the three of them are all matches made in heaven.  Click here to see the pictures Cassie posted on FB of Forhidden.

I don’t understand why Forhidden wastes her time fighting for 909 love. She is the face of MySpace… she should be on a boat somewhere in the south of France getting plowed by smelly rich dudes.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, if you live in Newport and go to our local bars like Sharkeez you have seen Christina aka Forhidden there all the time, black out wasted and acting like an idiot.  I’ve lived in the Peninsula for years and always see her out with douchebag after douchebag.  I’ve no doubt made my attempts to take her home with me but never with success.  She posted this picture of Sunday to show everyone what her man did to her on Saturday night.  She was all over twitter putting him on blast and putting his number on there so her “fans” can call him and talk sh*t to him.  Christina, you only have yourself to blame on this one, he probably hit you to show you how much he loves you.  Leave the douchebags alone, that is why you are in your early 30′s and still not married.

Now that looks real. Christina you need to call the police instead of asking for attention on social networks. AND to the poster, no girl ever deserves to be hit by a man… NO MATTER HOW CRAZY SHE IS!- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Yo Nik!! Christina Dolce the once popular Myspace wh*re named Forbidden was caught drunk and sl*tty this past week! This overrated has been got way too drunk over the weekend and made a mockery of her friends good heartedness… Drunk chick in the limo I would say…easy! Gots to go!

Looks like her MySpace comeback isn’t going so well.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what happened to Forbidden. She use to be so Hot and now she just old news!!!! I saw this chick at Black Bull….EWWWW.  I can’t believe what the hell has happened to her.  I’m pretty sure no one has taken MySpace going to sh*t harder than she has.

Her name is Forhidden and she is still looking for love. Tila Tecate might have won the fame war, but Forhidden is a real person with real emotions and massive aureolas.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I totally thought Forhidden was done and gone until I saw that picture of JV and her at your bday party.  I wanted to ask you where the hell has she been?  She is one of the hottest girls to ever bless the internet and I think we need to see more of her.  Nik, do you agree?

I have Forhidden going to the Sweet 16 in my office pool (Dirty March Madness). The only way Forhidden can make a serious comeback in society is if she lost 7 pounds and gets really good extensions. It blows my mind that Tila Tecate (smells like noodles) beat Forhidden in the game of life.- nik