Wednesday 19th June 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Forhidden

February 18, 2008 Dirty MySpace, Forhidden, Newport, The Dirty 49 8,334 Views

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EMAIL from former Playboy employee: Oh jesus nik, have you seen this broad’s Playboy spread we worked on? Talk about hubcap nipples.

Shes such a slob they had to slap a corset on her fatass.

(Note how we had to have all of the pix of her stomach covered – either by corset, hands, robe, or shes put at an angle where you cant readily see her gut.)

She had alot of balls to pose nude with those hacked up t*ts.

Want a little info on her Playboy spread we shot?

Christine slept with one of the photographers at playboy who promised her a cover.

They shot the photos – sent them to Hef – and I guess he saw the obvious – theres no way that hacked up cow can grace the cover of Playboy.

Once they found out the photog promised her the cover and slept with her – they fired him too!!

(Christine even posted in one of her blogs that the photog she shot with was ‘no longer with Playboy’…hmmmmm)

Being the nice person that Hef apparently is, he told Christine he’d put her in the magazine, but not on the cover.
(If I were her, I would have taken the money we offered her and ran.)

But here comes Christine’s big ego – she went nuts – posting bulletin after bulletin and blog after blog on myspace telling her 15 year old fanbase who aren’t even old enough to legally buy the magazine – to BOYCOTT Playboy b/c they wouldn’t give her fatass the cover. Playboy fired me over it.

Is she KIDDING me??
Has she taken a look in the mirror lately?!
Jesus Christine, ever heard of a nipple reduction or a little cardio here and there?
She should bow down and thank god everyday that Hef was even willing to put those vomit-inducing photos in his prestigious magazine.
Even with all of the professionals at Playboy – they STILL couldn’t properly airbrush her fatass.

Thanks for the info brother. Seems like Hef is a nice guy. Yeah, that is part of the reason why I call her Forhidden instead of Forbidden because you don’t want to see what is underneath.- nik



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Forhidden

February 14, 2008 Forhidden, Newport 19 5,645 Views

BEFORE

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I think she looks better without the Spackle.                                                                  Â



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DARLING DIKKI n Forhidden n Friends

January 18, 2008 Darling Dikki, Forhidden, Newport 10 6,629 Views

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Darling Dikki’s skirt is way too long!- nik



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Forhidden

January 2, 2008 Forhidden, Newport, The Dirty 19 5,868 Views

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2008 Resolution:
Hide myself with more make-up, but drink less and get tested monthly.



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Fatties

December 11, 2007 Darling Dikki, Forhidden, Newport 41 9,128 Views

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I decided Forhidden only looks good sideways and Darling Dikki needs a tummy tuck. What is with her gut in this picture? Prego?- nik



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Forhidden slip…

December 4, 2007 Forhidden, Newport 21 6,495 Views

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Don’t celebrate my friends they slip all the time, but it is not an option… if you really want to know take a red cup and put it face down then trace with your number 2 pencil. That is how big her watermarks are. Yes, it is gross.



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