THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, proof the Playboy mansion is a floundering business. Heres some pics from the last party. Seems like your boy Brody has a thing for Canadian girls!  Toronto “models”, I think there just average looking bottle/club rats to be honest.

I can see Frankie DelTaco in his Charger PJ’s stealth mode… you know he hit that Canadian cheese.  What is with Canadian chicks always having asses on top of asses in a double chin format?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Frankie DelTaco at Wet Republic SGM?

Major FAKE SGM… did he borrow that shirt from FROG?- nik

AP NEW YORK - “The Hills” will no longer be alive with the drama of Lauren Conrad at least, after the fifth season.

The producer of the MTV reality series confirms Conrad is leaving “The Hills,” and that season five, premiering March 30, will be Conrad’s final appearance.

Liz Gately says Conrad wants to move forward and lead a more private life. Gately plans to give the 23-year-old fashion designer a big send-off, and is evaluating how to continue with the show following Conrad’s departure.

“The Hills,” which debuted in 2006, has followed Conrad as she struggles with man problems, career drama and friendship fall outs.

MTV‘s cameras began rolling on Conrad when she was a high school student on “Laguna Beach” before graduating to “The Hills.”

I think this is a smart move on Lauren’s part.- nik

DIRTY ARMY, here is your beautiful picture for “Caption of the Day”.

Del Taco Is the Bottom?  Please be funny and not racist.

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Hate to break it to you Mr. DelTaco, but that will never happen.  Also, the secret sauce in your Chicken Soft Tacos suck donkey balls.

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, we know Frankie well… he’s always hanging around the bean at SC with Doug. He’s a douche… you should call him Frankie Deltaco…we do.

I figure since Frankie is so desperate to become a celebrity maybe we should make him a DIRTY Celeb?  What do you think?  Does Frankie Deltaco have your vote?- nik