THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, So there’s these three guys they go by Nick Holt, Tyler Ketchum, and Zach Parks or the so called “One Ride Niggaz”. But excuse you’re all white with the exception of Tyler Who acts black and looks more mexican than anything. Nick the bigger guy of them all thinks he’s cool because he’s signed to play ball in college sorry bud its only NAIA. He has a girlfriend but she’s treated like sh*t because he thinks he’s the sh*t. Also if he gets with you he only wants to do the dirty. Parks the scrawny one. He’s a b*tch. Could possibly be gay. As a matter of fact he may take it from the other two. This wing man is the follower he’s the guy that will take a fat girl for the team as long as he has his nasty chew and friendly smoke everything is ok with him. As for Tyler the captain in this team situation. People would say he’s been around the block a few times and if you’re not willing to be part of that block then its a no go for you. He thinks he’s tough when really he’s not he treats girls worse than dog sh*t and the day he leaves the town of Odessa, Missouri all the girls can probably walk the street freely again. And to top it all off. if these 3 wanna be cool cats dont have a case of beer under one arm and a girl under another… well thats just a rare situation. So to sum it all up alcoholic man whores that think they’re something. What do you think??? Top pick is the so called one ride niggaz. Tyler is the second pickwith some skanks. Nick is the second pick with his i feel sorry for girl and parks is the bottom with some probably paid off date or std infested girl because the other to made him go.
Their mouths resemble garbage cans.- nik