Freddy Fags | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 5

The Dirtiest Doucher In KC

February 8, 2011 Freddy Fags, Kansas City 26

The Dirtiest Doucher in KCMO

The Dirtiest Doucher in KCMO

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Michael L*ntere, he is the nastiest guy in the KC area! He is from Lone Jack Missouri and has f*cked more girls then he can count! He thinks he is badass with his truck and his snagle tooth, he lives from house to house, with his butt buddie Clint Greenwood(2nd pic, fat fuck on the left)! They are together 24/7 you’d think they are gay! They brag about having 3somes and fucking nasty b*tches! You can find them hanging out in the Lee summit and Harrisonville area! Michael will f*ck you, lead you on and turn around and tell everyone how crazy you are and that every girl wants him. Michael does more drugs than anyone i know, his flavor would be coke, he does it every night. And passes out anywhere he can lay! So ladies if you want an easy lay one night hit Michael up! You can also find him on facebook! But watch out, you hit Michael up you might end up with a 3some, let alone the dirty!

I like how he purposely hides his snaggle tooth.- nik

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Wannabe Rich Boy

February 4, 2011 Freddy Fags, St. Louis 24

Wanna be rich boy

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, THIS FLAMER Dale W*lters walks around with a stick up his ass thinks he is ROYALTY. He acts like he has money but he is broke as a f*cking joke. His dad might have money but his mom lives like white trash in a dirty apartment in seven trails. Just because DADDY has money doesnt make you rich honey. I wonder who paid for that mercedes definitely not dale who can’t even hold a job or stay in school. He thinks he can charm girls but they only use him out of boredom. All the girls lied to him, SIZE REALLY DOES MATTER! nobody likes a minute man! I heard that one of the girls he f*cked just faked it the whole time. wow thats pretty sad….WHAT A MN. I know I have definitely seen bigger. This kid is such a low life all he does is hang around a bunch of drugies and smoke pot all day. He acted like some big shot and moved away to join the Navy like he was making some big change in his life but of course that didn’t happen…. he’s really moving up in the world, HA. He’s the biggest douchebag in the world. rocks his polos and his white tees like he has so much money but wears the same ones every day. Now he’s shacked up in his new apartment that his DADDY PAID FOR, with his new blonde wanna be model girlfriend that looks a little aged…. maybe he should buy her some anti age cream or some botox with ALL that “money” he makes. I heard she is so obsessed with him she will call into work because she has to clean dales house for him and be at his beck and call 24/7. Wow what a cute little house wife, sounds like he made her his b*tch. He’s just using her for sex just like he does with all the girls he hooks up with. he only wants them around for his benefits and then kicks them to the curb eventually. I hope he knocks that b*tch up maybe they will be the new hit on teen mom and he can be a dead beat dad that doesnt give a f*ck just like his father. FATHER LIKE SON!! dale talks so much sh*t on his dad he must be using him for his money. OH NO?! what would he do without his mercedes?! He would be even more of a f*cking loser. Looks like hes falling into his dads footsteps but lacking the money, his kids will grow up to hate him. Save yourself the trouble and cut your d*ck off so you cant create more low life pieces of sh*t in this world. STOP ACTING LIKE YOU ARE RICH AND HAVE MONEY WHEN YOUR F*CKING DAD PAYS FOR EVERYTHING! YOU ARE A 5 STAR DOUCHE!!

I’m going to take a wild guess and say you were the one who faked it the whole time.- nik

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Lesbian Shocker!

February 4, 2011 Freddy Fags, Missouri, St. Louis 10

lesbian shocker!

lesbian shocker!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl in the first picture all the way to the right and in the second picture to the left is a nasty dyke! freshman year of highschool she shaved her head and started dressing like a boy! so everyone called her a cross dresser and a f*g. she goes to mizzou now and lives in an all girls dorm and one time i spent the night in her room because my friend is her roomate..ew. anyways i woke up and she was ON TOP OF ME! shes fat and disgusting when i woke up she was so heavy that i almost broke my arm trying to push her fatass off of me. so tell me what you think Nik.

Her nose is making me nauseous.- nik

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February 1, 2011 Freddy Fags, Sacramento 7

Rick Gonzales aka the loser who gave me herpes

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, i should have known something was wrong when i used his laptop one day and in his browser history was i also noticed brown stains in the front side of his chonies…hmmmm… this loser can’t hold a job to save his life. he smokes weed and gets drunk religiously on someone elses dime. when he gets thrown in jail his mamma always bails him out. he may seem nice at first but is extremely strange and perverted. oh yeah! wimpy wimpy wimpy!!! BEWARE!!!!

Being in jail probably turned him for the gays.- nik

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Charlie Sheen Was With Freddy Fag’s Sloopy Seconds

January 28, 2011 Freddy Fags, Hollywood, The Dirty 11

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was reading about Charlie Sheen’s latest trainwreck and decided to check out the twitter Kacey Jordan who was with him at the time. She seems to be a full-time porn star/prostitute which is no surprise. While looking through her twitpics, what did surprise me was seeing dirty celeb Freddy Fags. These were posted just a few days before she partied with Charlie. I hope to god everyone involved in this mess uses protection so that no breeding occurs.

This chick thinks she is a celebrity. She is calling paparazzi to shoot her leaving restaurants in LA… it is the funniest thing. Poor Charlie Sheen, getting used for sex, drugs and staged pap shots.- nik

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Douchebag Crew In Houston

January 11, 2011 Freddy Fags, Houston 54

Katy queers

Katy queers

Katy queers

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, look at these two queers they are classic closet cases jumping around trashy bars like rich’s and jokers skipping around like little fairies on the dance floor. The bigger one is skylar and the skinny Skeletor looking one is spencer. For the past 4 years everyone thought these two were home grown homos together, but when we finally thought they would come outta the closet they started doing MMA and DJ’s to throw everyone off. Its just not right to let these two go around town trying to fool every tom dick n harry. There must be justice and its time for us to be the ones who call these two out for what they really are.

4 grown men with Minnie Mouse blow toys; what was your first clue?- nik

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Dirty Celeb Of The Day

November 1, 2010 Freddy Fags, Las Vegas, The Dirty 17

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The Real Las Vegas Prom King And Queen

September 30, 2010 Freddy Fags, Las Vegas, The Dirty 20

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik- I just wanted to tell you who should really win the titles at Vegas Prom this year… Mr Freddy Figueroa & The Empress Miss Tarah Lee. Obviously they embody what the Vegas scene is really all about, here see for your self: In all honesty, I don’t think either of them actually made it to their real prom so why not let them live out their fantasies now? Besides, don’t you think it would be rather entertaining to see them all duke it out for the title??? I hear that Empress has a bit of a temper and she might just be packin heat too! LOL Best, A Faithful Reader.

My agent ruined the Las Vegas Prom for everyone by nominating himself. There are guys in the contest like Freddy Fags who take competitions like this very seriously. I do hope Blonde Snookie is still winning for queen because it means a lot to me that a big girl wins the contest to show looks aren’t everything.- nik

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