THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl in the first picture all the way to the right and in the second picture to the left is a nasty dyke! freshman year of highschool she shaved her head and started dressing like a boy! so everyone called her a cross dresser and a f*g. she goes to mizzou now and lives in an all girls dorm and one time i spent the night in her room because my friend is her roomate..ew. anyways i woke up and she was ON TOP OF ME! shes fat and disgusting when i woke up she was so heavy that i almost broke my arm trying to push her fatass off of me. so tell me what you think Nik.

Her nose is making me nauseous.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, i should have known something was wrong when i used his laptop one day and in his browser history was chickswithdicks.com. i also noticed brown stains in the front side of his chonies…hmmmm… this loser can’t hold a job to save his life. he smokes weed and gets drunk religiously on someone elses dime. when he gets thrown in jail his mamma always bails him out. he may seem nice at first but is extremely strange and perverted. oh yeah! wimpy wimpy wimpy!!! BEWARE!!!!

Being in jail probably turned him for the gays.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was reading about Charlie Sheen’s latest trainwreck and decided to check out the twitter Kacey Jordan who was with him at the time. She seems to be a full-time porn star/prostitute which is no surprise. While looking through her twitpics, what did surprise me was seeing dirty celeb Freddy Fags. These were posted just a few days before she partied with Charlie. I hope to god everyone involved in this mess uses protection so that no breeding occurs.

This chick thinks she is a celebrity. She is calling paparazzi to shoot her leaving restaurants in LA… it is the funniest thing. Poor Charlie Sheen, getting used for sex, drugs and staged pap shots.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, look at these two queers they are classic closet cases jumping around trashy bars like rich’s and jokers skipping around like little fairies on the dance floor. The bigger one is skylar and the skinny Skeletor looking one is spencer. For the past 4 years everyone thought these two were home grown homos together, but when we finally thought they would come outta the closet they started doing MMA and DJ’s to throw everyone off. Its just not right to let these two go around town trying to fool every tom dick n harry. There must be justice and its time for us to be the ones who call these two out for what they really are.

4 grown men with Minnie Mouse blow toys; what was your first clue?- nik

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik- I just wanted to tell you who should really win the titles at Vegas Prom this year… Mr Freddy Figueroa & The Empress Miss Tarah Lee. Obviously they embody what the Vegas scene is really all about, here see for your self: In all honesty, I don’t think either of them actually made it to their real prom so why not let them live out their fantasies now? Besides, don’t you think it would be rather entertaining to see them all duke it out for the title??? I hear that Empress has a bit of a temper and she might just be packin heat too! LOL Best, A Faithful Reader.

My agent ruined the Las Vegas Prom for everyone by nominating himself. There are guys in the contest like Freddy Fags who take competitions like this very seriously. I do hope Blonde Snookie is still winning for queen because it means a lot to me that a big girl wins the contest to show looks aren’t everything.- nik