THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I don’t know if you still report on these wieners or give any sh*t about them but tonight I was at Cream, which sucks big wang, and I saw some guy who looked like Durkee. He started asking my name and was hitting on my friend. I told her to ask him if he’s ever heard of “thedirty.com” since I recognized his Chucky-like face. His beady eyes gave me the death stare, and he walked away with his ginger faux hawk. Whatev…then a dark skinned guy walked up with spiky hair and I realized.. it was Freddy Fags? I don’t usually give a shit or notice this stuff but it was odd that they were hanging out. I didn’t know they were besties and liked to swordfight but to each her own. Are you still keeping tabs on these chodes? They’re as chodey as ever. Mostly Durkee. I never thought these guys really existed, and that they still bare their faces anywhere in Arizona, but low and behold they do, in all their acid wash jean and false alligator loafer galore. God bless Scottsdale.
Durkee is still king douche of the east valley and Freddy Fags was probably letting Durkee sit on his spiked up hair.- nik