THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so England’s most eligible bachelor Scott Alexander aka Frog is now taken. He is getting married very soon here and so many girls don’t understand why he chose such a plain and unattractive girl.  As you can see he has the perfect body and abs a woman would love to wash her clothes on… yet his soon to be wife is soft as hell… is he not working out with her?  Do you agree with us when we say he made a huge mistake!

Frog please laser away that tattoo immediately… you can’t be No. 1 if you marry a normal looking girl. Is she older than you?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, everyone thinks that Frog woke up one day and had the perfect godly sculpted body.  Well that is not true in this case.  Frog actually worked his ass off for that body, with a lot of hard dieting and many hours dedicate to working out and cardio.  I believe anyone can do this, but no one wants to work that hard these days.

No he didn’t… the amphibian cheated and stuck needles up his butt.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, just saw this video of Frog aka Scott Alexander, you can knock the guy all you want but damn is he in some crazy shape.  If he ever saw you, are you afraid he will kick your ass with those moves?

I heard that is Frog’s DJ mask. Word in the pond is that he wants to be a DJ now.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, like 95% of gay men, I have always been in love with Frog.  The man is just sexy and has the most incredible body known to ever exist on a man.  I was online showing my friend how hot he was and came across these new picture and he totally ruined himself with a sleeve tattoo.  Nik, how am I supposed to rub it out to a man who looks like Riverside trash as you would call it.  Why the hell did Frog go ruin himself?

Frog will always be No. 2 to me.- nik

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I think I have found the Italian “Frog” while watching an episode of The Real Housewives of Miami on Hulu (I know, I know.. I was bored) – Anyway, doesn’t it look like Frog will after he stops the growth hormones and swells up in a few years?!

Isn’t that the one chef guy who has that DJ restaurant? I think I met him once.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you must use your powers and get a cage match setup between XYZ and Frog. The winner shall be crowned the King D-bag of the Dirty. This would destroy any pay-per-view record.

Frog and Xyz, I will negotiate a really good fee with Vivid if you losers make a 4 hour gay sex tape together. I am thinking we start the first scene in the gym and work our way to the locker room showers. We can even do a pretend needle butt shot. $$no homo$$ – nik