Frog | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 3

**Update Email: Nik, Does No. 1 Take Steroids

July 23, 2010 Frog, Hollywood, Manchester, The Dirty 188




THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so last weekend I got to see No. 1 himself in person and im disappointed the pictures I took with my phone sucked.  Anyway I was thinking about how ripped he is and how much steroids this guy must really do.  Nik, do you have any idea?

Supposedly Frog’s balls have evaporated.  What Son?- nik

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**EMAIL From Frog:

Mr. Richie

I have a new approach; I would like to offer you a deal. You talk tough behind a computer screen but in real life this “Frog” as you call me, would destroy you. Let’s see if you are willing to put your money where your keyboard mouth is. I would like to face you in a charity MMA fight in London. If you are not prepared to face me in the Octogan then please refrain from mentioning me on your bloody website. I will make the deal even better, if you fight me and you can simply last 1 round I will donate 100,000 pounds to the charity of your choice. But if you do not last 1 round you agree to never mention me on your website again and give me a free banner advertisement to promote my range of products and services I am a spokesperson for. I am the ultimate man, you are the ultimate coward. The last bird I had sex with was bigger and tougher than you mate. You will also have to sign a release incase I break your back, face, neck, arms and legs. I will destroy you in 1 minute with no remorse if you die in the ring. Accept my challenge or shut your mouth lad.

No. 1

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Frog In Summer Shape

July 1, 2010 Frog, Manchester, The Dirty 17

No1 is back in top shape

No1 is back in top shape

No1 is back in top shape

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you havent had Frog up this summer yet and let me tell you he is ready to show everyone why he IS Number 1.  This guy cracks me up he is my favorite Dirty Celeb without a doubt.  What do you think about No. 1 do you think he takes juice?

He admits to sticking needles in his butt.  Is it just me or is something growing out of No. 2′s belly button?- nik

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The Frog Is Engaged… I Thought He Was Gay?

June 29, 2010 Frog, Manchester, The Dirty 13

The Frog is engaged..I thought he was gay?

THE DIRTY ARMY: I was just reading my magazine here in the UK and there is an article about the new series of Britains Next Top Model. It has a list of all the new contestants and a fact about them. So I am reading down the list and I get to girl number 24 Chloe Peers. Aged 19. Fact “Engaged to “Britains Vainest Man” Scott Alexander”
Dirty Army Wales.x

I call bull sh*t.  She probably needed some sort of spice to get on the show because she is a boring virgin.  Frog is for the Gays.  I decided.- nik

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Frog Is Trying To Get In Bed With Me

June 15, 2010 Frog, London, The Dirty 32

Frog when are you going to get it through your stupid head that I want nothing to do with you and your Orange skin.  Go bang some birds with your bling and leave me alone.  FYI- American Express (Centurion Collections) reached out to me looking for you.  They wanted to know if I knew a current address… not sure what that is all about, but I thought you should know.- nik

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What The Hell Is Frog Up To Now

April 28, 2010 Frog, London, The Dirty 8

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what the hell is going on with Frog. Is he having money issues? or did someone jack his picture and are using it for their financial gain?

I am going to go with “Money Issues for 500, Alex”.  Frog, I am in your hood May 23rd if you would like to sit down for Tea and discuss your protein powder that tans your skin from the inside out.- nik

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Frog Is Such A Loser

April 15, 2010 Frog, London, Manchester, The Dirty 83

I am not even going to waste my time emailing you back Scott… I am so sick of you trying to push your stupid protein powder.  I am planning to appear in London at the end of May, maybe I can stick a needle in your butt for old time sake.  What Son!

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Frog’s Empire Expands

February 26, 2010 Frog, Manchester, San Diego 1


THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I was driving through San Diego the other week and I saw this. Looks like not only is Frog’s protein powder sweeping through Europe and taking the world by storm, he is also opening Gyms throughout California. And I thought he was only investing in Canada?! This dude is so into himself he even puts his picture right next to the logo on the sign. Must be tough watching all his success nik! lol.

I’m sure it’s an underground steroid factory.- nik

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Email From Frog, He Must Need Attention

February 16, 2010 Frog, London, Sydney, The Dirty, Vancouver 159

EMAIL from FROG:  I was told to check your site recently by a friend and I was very pleased to see that you are still losing ground on the internet and gaining enemies all over the world.  I see that my Canadian friends have been on your Middle Eastern fanny lately.  I have been doing a lot of work and land acquisition in Canada because I think Montreal and Vancouver will be the next Manchester and London of North America.  The American economy is in the toilet, an American flat is worth 1/4 of what it was a few years ago and crime is up.  You have an African American President whom everyone thought would be your savior and he has done nothing.  I noticed the traffic on the site has not increased to much since we last connected.  My empire grows, my protein powder is sweeping across Europe selling at an incredible rate and my construction projects are pre-selling at lot faster than expected.  It is my crusade to continue to grow my base of followers as you lose yours.  You can have America (it is a sh*te country that takes all the cast a ways from Europe, Africa and Mexico), I want Canada and Europe.  Our white leaders will keep us on track while America slowly sinks into a Depression.  As they say in America, the cream rises to the top and you my friend are going to hell.  I feel good today! No. 1

Frog, I am glad that your life revolves around me going to hell.  Listen mate you need to get over your obsession with me and concentrate on land deals in Australia.  That is where all the prisoners offspring live.  It is perfect for your protein powder that tans peoples skin Orange from the inside out.  What Son?- nik

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