THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Frog aka No.1 has had enough and proven all his critics wrong this summer by concentration only on his body and health. With the right amount of Tanning, Working out, pina coladas, and protien No. 1 said he has never been in this good of shape in his whole life. I have to say you putting him on TheDirty and the Dirty Army calling out all of Frog’s imperfection has turned him into the beast he has become.

He is morphing from a Frog to a Turtle. Stop sucking in you neck for pictures No.2.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, ok Mr. 615 is an absolute joke, and has kept me laughing with his emails. But running a close race is FROG aka No. 1. Since they both have a super man crush on you and are always ranting about how they want to put their hands all over you, you need to set up some kind of duel between them and the winner have some type of temporary DA immunity (not really but tell them this). Now that would be some funny sh*t to hear the excuses that they come up with of why they wont do it or are too busy. They both claim to be some f*cking tough, juice monkey muscle heads, so they need to back that sh*t up or go kick rocks. Either fight each other or get in the octagon with some dude the same size and lets all sit back and watch them get destroyed. It can be a live feed on TheDirty and Ari can negotiate with UFC some opponents. Mr. 615 and his handling of 10 pitbulls, is that dude for real, really? Just a thought, trying to always look out for the DA when I can.

Already in the works… we are trying to set up a Royal Rumble with all these idiots.  My money is on The Burrito.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so last weekend I got to see No. 1 himself in person and im disappointed the pictures I took with my phone sucked.  Anyway I was thinking about how ripped he is and how much steroids this guy must really do.  Nik, do you have any idea?

Supposedly Frog’s balls have evaporated.  What Son?- nik

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**EMAIL From Frog:

Mr. Richie

I have a new approach; I would like to offer you a deal. You talk tough behind a computer screen but in real life this “Frog” as you call me, would destroy you. Let’s see if you are willing to put your money where your keyboard mouth is. I would like to face you in a charity MMA fight in London. If you are not prepared to face me in the Octogan then please refrain from mentioning me on your bloody website. I will make the deal even better, if you fight me and you can simply last 1 round I will donate 100,000 pounds to the charity of your choice. But if you do not last 1 round you agree to never mention me on your website again and give me a free banner advertisement to promote my range of products and services I am a spokesperson for. I am the ultimate man, you are the ultimate coward. The last bird I had sex with was bigger and tougher than you mate. You will also have to sign a release incase I break your back, face, neck, arms and legs. I will destroy you in 1 minute with no remorse if you die in the ring. Accept my challenge or shut your mouth lad.

No. 1

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you havent had Frog up this summer yet and let me tell you he is ready to show everyone why he IS Number 1.  This guy cracks me up he is my favorite Dirty Celeb without a doubt.  What do you think about No. 1 do you think he takes juice?

He admits to sticking needles in his butt.  Is it just me or is something growing out of No. 2′s belly button?- nik

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Frog when are you going to get it through your stupid head that I want nothing to do with you and your Orange skin.  Go bang some birds with your bling and leave me alone.  FYI- American Express (Centurion Collections) reached out to me looking for you.  They wanted to know if I knew a current address… not sure what that is all about, but I thought you should know.- nik