THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, why is nobody talking about G-Girl’s lover. Alexa is finally happy and skinny. She found a man in Hollywood that will pay her bills and take care of her weird candy habit. Anyone know the 411 on this guy… I bet you he is LOADED.

It takes a man with a ton of chest hair to deal with a mess like G-Girl.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik! DA Strong since the very beginning of this internet phenomenon. Alright, I’ll get straight to the point. Scottsdale needs a new DC, things are drying up over here ever since Brock’s Chick ran off and lived happily ever after or whatever. Seriously, this place is starting to get pretty lame. What happened to all the breathtaking-beauties that had this whole country drooling? Does Scottsdale have anybody left?

All the Blondes have disappeared in Scottsdale. Ever since the Brunette generation formulated it absolutely killed the city.- nik

**Image above is G-Girl, the very first Dirty Celebrity**

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I usually go on PlentyOfFish to meet some true sl*t and guarantee myself a for sure lay.  A lot of the girls on there will do anything for a purse or a little spending cash… and since I have it, I don’t mind it.  Look who I came across last week… good ole’ G-Girl.  We have been talking since and I’m excited to finally meet her in person.  She is looking really good these days, I only have 1 question for you, she told me she is 27, is that correct?

Sounds about right.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ve been DA since DirtyScottsdale.com and can’t believe how far the website has made it.  If you are an OG dirty fan, you know Optical Illusion and G-Girl use to be superstars on this website.  In the past 2 years, there hasn’t been much of them on the site since they aren’t relevant any longer.  I did a little research and its crazy to see these two girls now.  I wanted to ask you who do you think has aged better?  Personally I think Optical Illusion has, she just looks grown and ready for the real world.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik the last girl who submitted G-girl must of been G-girl herself.  I think she’s craving the lack of attention. Check out G-Girl’s newest pics, anything but impressive.  Lets vote on a new name.  I’m going with G-Man.

Looks like G-Girl is still on medication.- nik

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