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G-Girl Is The Prettiest Girl On This Earth

February 25, 2014 G-Girl, Hollywood, Scottsdale, The Dirty 89

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, G-Girl is looking more amazing than ever before. I would love to marry her and make babies with her but I don’t even make 30 K with my bonus structure.  How do I go about getting a dime like this one my arm?

I’m really shocked this girl is still alive.- nik

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G-Girl Is Still OG With Her Kissy Face

August 20, 2013 G-Girl, Hollywood, Scottsdale, The Dirty 31



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you can take the girl out of the Gorilla but you can’t take the Gorilla out of the girl. G-Girl is still flossing those Gorilla lips like its Scottsdale 2007. Here are some recent pictures of G-Girl. I think she looks hot.

It looks like she’s still eating candy from Walgreens. The soft tool on her picture program still can’t hide the new weight on her face.- nik

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Why Are All G-Girl’s Pictures Blurry

June 19, 2013 G-Girl, Hollywood, The Dirty 14


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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I actually saw G-Girl out in Hollywood and now it makes sense why all her damn pictures look so blurry and weird.  The girl is looking different and not in a good way.  When I saw her out she was with some old trout so you can only imagine what is going on there.  I thought she was in love with some young persian guy?  What happened to that?

G-Girl please go back to Blonde… the dark hair is not working for me.- nik

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March Madness: Round 1 – DC Favorites And Legends Bracket

March 23, 2013 G-Girl, Nickel, Shimderella, The Dirty 14


March Madness Round 1: G-Girl vs. Nickel

  • Nickel (little kid face) (51%, 4,332 Votes)
  • G-Girl (clown face) (49%, 4,101 Votes)

Total Voters: 8,433


March Madness Round 1: Sugar Tranny vs. Shimderella

  • Shimderella (solid side +2) (99%, 8,367 Votes)
  • Sugar Tranny (darker looking dude) (1%, 55 Votes)

Total Voters: 8,422

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G-Girl Has Found Love

February 28, 2013 G-Girl, Hollywood, The Dirty 24

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, why is nobody talking about G-Girl’s lover. Alexa is finally happy and skinny. She found a man in Hollywood that will pay her bills and take care of her weird candy habit. Anyone know the 411 on this guy… I bet you he is LOADED.

It takes a man with a ton of chest hair to deal with a mess like G-Girl.- nik

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Scottsdale Needs A New DC… Pronto

February 26, 2013 G-Girl, Scottsdale, The Dirty 38

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik! DA Strong since the very beginning of this internet phenomenon. Alright, I’ll get straight to the point. Scottsdale needs a new DC, things are drying up over here ever since Brock’s Chick ran off and lived happily ever after or whatever. Seriously, this place is starting to get pretty lame. What happened to all the breathtaking-beauties that had this whole country drooling? Does Scottsdale have anybody left?

All the Blondes have disappeared in Scottsdale. Ever since the Brunette generation formulated it absolutely killed the city.- nik

**Image above is G-Girl, the very first Dirty Celebrity**

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Excited For My Date With G-Girl

January 12, 2013 G-Girl, Hollywood, The Dirty 95

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I usually go on PlentyOfFish to meet some true sl*t and guarantee myself a for sure lay.  A lot of the girls on there will do anything for a purse or a little spending cash… and since I have it, I don’t mind it.  Look who I came across last week… good ole’ G-Girl.  We have been talking since and I’m excited to finally meet her in person.  She is looking really good these days, I only have 1 question for you, she told me she is 27, is that correct?

Sounds about right.- nik

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Which Dirty Celebrity Has Aged Better

December 3, 2012 Baton Rouge, G-Girl, Optical Illusion, Scottsdale, The Dirty 25

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ve been DA since DirtyScottsdale.com and can’t believe how far the website has made it.  If you are an OG dirty fan, you know Optical Illusion and G-Girl use to be superstars on this website.  In the past 2 years, there hasn’t been much of them on the site since they aren’t relevant any longer.  I did a little research and its crazy to see these two girls now.  I wanted to ask you who do you think has aged better?  Personally I think Optical Illusion has, she just looks grown and ready for the real world.

I’ll leave this one up to the DIRTY ARMY, which Dirty Celebrity has aged for the better (meaning which one would you stick it in)?- nik

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