THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was at Cream with my cousin and we saw G Girl there. My cousin is older and doesn’t know much about TheDirty.com but I filled her in. I told her all about G Girl. The next week she went back to Cream and G Girl called her a hoe in the bathroom. My cousin just brushed it off but when she saw G Girl outside she asked ” Aren’t you that off The Dirty and don’t they call you Gorilla Girl”? G Girl responded and said “Obiviously you have low self esteem fatso”! My cousin laughed it off and G Girl went ape sh*t on her and tried to fight her. My cousin had a couple of scratches on her arm from the fight. After the fight my cousin intentionally went up to an overweight bouncher so he could sympathize with her and said “Gorilla girl over there just scratched me and called me fat! How would you like it if someone called you fat”? He walked right over and kicked her out. G Girl is crazy!

Well that explains G-Girl’s lifetime ban from Cream Nightclub.  Sucks I thought it would have been a better story with her throwing bananas or something?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik check it G-girl. She’s been Here for 3 hours! Mac at biltmore.

Man, I feel like I am seeing Big Foot for the first time again?  Where is my beef jerky when I need it?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out this new modeling pic by G Girl.

Finally the Gorilla Girl comes out of hiding.  I did get an email that the nightclub Cream in Scottsdale has issued G-Girl a lifetime ban.  Not sure why?  Has anyone seen this primate in action lately?- nik

The Legendary first ever DIRTY CELEB G-Girl will be making her first ever Westside appearance.  She will be partying with J-Bob, myself and the rest of the DIRTY staff at Hurricane Bay this Saturday in Phoenix.  Immunity Tour kick-off!

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I just found out that G Girl is newly single. She tried to keep it on the hush hush that she was still dating her on again off again boyfriend Thano.  Apparently he flew in some mexican chick and she walked in on them having sex… IN HER BED! Poor girl. I guess she’s getting really skinny now, trying to look her best now that she’s back on the market. Do you think she can pull a Britney and make a Scottsdale come back, or is she just a washed up has been?

I think if she really applies herself and takes the right medications she could be back on top (pun intended) of Scottsdale in no time.- nik

Also See: DIRTY CELEB G-Girl

THE DIRTY ARMY: So many people hate but she is the nicest girl ever, everytime I see her I try and talk to her she has the most beautiful face, I am in love help me Nik.

Everyone was in love with the 2006 G-Girl before she went primate and decided to run the Scottsdale nightlife. (Yes, that is her mom.)- nik