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DC’s Stick Together

January 19, 2012 Gayviator, Goose, Miami, The Dirty 25

DC's stick together

DC's stick together

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, your favorite dirty Miami couple is back together!!! Saw them over xmas break in Miami, looks like Goose has a new side kick… idk about you but it looks like Candice is taking lessons from our dirty veteran on how to give it up for better money… I guess she is switching it up for the rappers now!

Why does Candice only pose sideways?- nik

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Gayviator Sighting

April 27, 2011 Dirty Army Strong, Gayviator, Miami 14

Gayviator Sighting

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, so it seems Gayviator has been hiding under a rock for several months. He showed up at a party recently with his trademark shades. Nik, do you think Gayviator has embraced his dirty celeb fame or do you think he is bitter about it?  Do you two have a truce yet?

I actually think Gayviator is a cool dude, but he hates being famous.- nik

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The Spectrum Of Mediocrity

February 24, 2011 Gayviator, Miami 3

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, poor guy, interest is not making that much for the Gaviator as you can see by the waist line of many of these bottle rats between the ages of 19-45… You guys hug it out at LIV?

No, I invited him to my birthday, but he didn’t show up. Was kind of bummed about it… I really wanted to meet a celebrity.- nik

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Gayviator Sighting At LIV

June 25, 2010 Dirty Army Strong, Gayviator, Miami, The Dirty 37

Gayviator Sighting

Gayviator Sighting

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, here are some recent pics of Gayviator partying at LIV. He has been relatively quiet lately. He might get a jealous if you end up hanging with Goose and her posse, are you willing to share with him?

It will be interesting to see if Gayviator makes an attempt to go bottle for bottle with me this 4th of July weekend in South Beach and prove that he is Top Gun.  Ari, TASK #3-  I want 40 Bottles of my choice… I am expecting and infestation of Bottle Rats.- nik

**Ari, this is how I want bottles spread: Mansion (12), Louis (8), Cameo (12) and Mokai (8).

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Gayviator And Goose In The Bahamas

May 20, 2010 Gayviator, Goose, Miami, The Dirty 14

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, here are some pics from Gayviators hibernation, seems him and his “Bottom B*tch” Goose went to the Bahamas for a much needed get away.  Maybe they went down there to recruite some more girls or maybe just spend real quality time together since it was only them 2 for the first time.  Nik what you think about this Off-Season romance they had going on?  And now that summer is back do you see them spending more or less time together?

I am shocked they are hanging out… last I heard Goose wanted nothing to do with Gayviator because he wouldn’t pay her cell phone bill.- nik

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Gayviator Out From Hibernation

May 19, 2010 Gayviator, Miami, The Dirty 28

THE DRITY ARMY: Nik, I’m sure many of the Dirty Army Soldiers have been wondering where Gayviators has been and if he has gone broke and lost all his woman.  Well glad to say he just took a 3 month break to make some money.  He is such a baller he just works 3 months and makes just enough to have for the next 9 months of hardcore partying and slaying one of his many woman that are always by his side.  Nik, how do you feel about the way Gayviators lives his life?

Thank god Gayviator is back on the streets in South Beach… these girls bank accounts were in major overdraft protection mode.  Now they can eat and shop again.- nik

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Does Gayviator Know What Goose Has Been Up Too

May 12, 2010 Gayviator, Goose, Miami, The Dirty 24

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out the latest GOOSE sandwich, I wonder what Gayviators thinks? And Nik Gayviators has not been out lately here in Miami, is the market finally catching up to Gayviator?

Yeah, my contacts in SoBe hit me up and said Gayviator is MIA in MIA.  They are bummed because now they have to pay for drinks when they go out.  Maybe he is heartbroken over loose Goose’s actions and has locked himself in a closet crying.- nik 

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Recession Finally Affecting Gayviator

March 1, 2010 Gayviator, Miami, The Dirty 41

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, looks like the recession is finally hitting dirty celeb Gayviator.  Now that he is bringing in a lot less than he is spending he can no longer afford to be hanging out with escorts because they are too pricey.  Sucks because now all you see him with is bottle rats like this prize over here.  Nik do you see Gayviator bouncing back and being able to afford hot chicks around him.

The word in Miami is that Gayviator is only going to clubs that will give him a one bottle minimum.  That must mean something?- nik

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