Gayviator | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 2

Word To Your Mother

January 22, 2010 Gayviator, Miami, The Dirty 31

Word to your mother Gayviator

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, looks like for 2010 Gayviator has a new pose, WORD TO YOUR MOTHER!

Honestly, Gayviator is so Top Gun level.  Look how dark those lenses are.  I am beginning to think he has X-Ray vision.- nik



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Happy Birthday Gayviator

January 6, 2010 Gayviator, Miami, The Dirty 35

Happy Birthday Gayviator

Happy Birthday Gayviator

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik it was Gayviators birthday last week, and we never wished him a happy 47. Its ok here are photos from his birthday party so all the DA can leave him birthday wishes.

You know times are tough for Gayviator when they downgrade him to a Platinum Amex birthday cake instead of a Black Card birthday cake.  Poor guy.- nik



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Does Goose Know?

December 29, 2009 Gayviator, Goose, Miami, The Dirty 27

Does goose know ??

Does goose know ??

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here’s the Gayviator with Lourdes, Does goose know she’s being replaced ?? Did he trade up?

I am starting to notice that Gayviator likes his boagies round in the buttox region.  What is with her nose twitch?- nik



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Gayviator Sighting

December 20, 2009 Gayviator, Miami, Scissor Gang Mafia, The Dirty 20

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik there was a GAYVIATOR SIGHTING and look his buddy is repping SGM, I guess he is really enjoying his dirty celeb status.

FAKE Scissor Gang Mafia, just because you hang out with chollas doesn’t make you gangster.- nik



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Gayviator’s Top SHIM Goose Gets A Lap Dance

December 9, 2009 Gayviator, Goose, Miami, The Dirty 76

Gayviators top SHIM gets a lap dance

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Gayviator’s top Shim Erica “Goose” Und*rwood getting a lap dance, I dont know about you, but I bet Gayviators rubbed one out to this.

All these girls make Miami look so bad.  I never noticed before, but Goose really does have a beak.- nik 



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Classic Dirty Threesome

December 3, 2009 AIM, Gayviator, Las Vegas, Mapquest, Miami, The Dirty 64

Classic DIRTY 3sum

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, 3dirty celebs aim, mapquest, and gayviators. Do you think a 3sum went down? and do you think Gayviator had to pay for it?

How did MapQuest make them touch?  That is the question you should be asking.- nik

 



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New Dirty Celeb Goose

December 2, 2009 Gayviator, Goose, Miami, The Dirty 60

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here’s your potentially new dirty celeb hanging out with some of her hot friends… This chick has to be a dirty celeb no doubt about it… we should call her goose because she is Gayviator’s wing girl.

Let there be light… another Dirty Celeb is born.  From this day forth please call this chick Goose.  Her real name Erica is dead to me.- nik

**Submitter don’t think you get credit for this either.  I saw the name “Goose” in the comments on the previous post.



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10 Reasons She Should Be A Dirty Celeb

December 1, 2009 Ft. Lauderdale, Gayviator, Miami, The Dirty 78

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I wanna lobby to make Erika Underw**d (aka Erika gives me wood) a new dirty celebrity.  I mean she has all the attributes..she is f*ckin hot but does have a hook nose and does need +2′s (which go hand in hand with being a dirty celeb..she will have them in 2-4 weeks), and all dirty girls are flawed but think they are perfect.  She is dating, or should I say her number 1 dude in her life is Gayviator which should already qualify her for being a new dirty celeb, we can expose Gayviators and hers f*cked up relationship and all the guys she bangs behind his back.  Everytime this girl goes out she starts some kinda craziness, she makes out with multiple chicks a night, hangs out with a ton of hot girls and dresses like a sl*t (check, check, check and check).  She gets flown around the world by guys to party and be a dirty girl, she is a cocktail server, and pretty much a sl*t..hope gayviator knows she is a sl*t..so anyways Nik I think thats more then enough to make her a dirty celebrity…if u need anything else i got it, secrets, guys she banged, crazy stories about her you name it..so ya next step naming the b*tch.

DIRTY ARMY, what do you think?  The chick does think she runs Miami and realistically if she didn’t have an ass she would be a nobody.  What should we name her?- nik



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