THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out the latest GOOSE sandwich, I wonder what Gayviators thinks? And Nik Gayviators has not been out lately here in Miami, is the market finally catching up to Gayviator?

Yeah, my contacts in SoBe hit me up and said Gayviator is MIA in MIA.  They are bummed because now they have to pay for drinks when they go out.  Maybe he is heartbroken over loose Goose’s actions and has locked himself in a closet crying.- nik 

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, looks like the recession is finally hitting dirty celeb Gayviator.  Now that he is bringing in a lot less than he is spending he can no longer afford to be hanging out with escorts because they are too pricey.  Sucks because now all you see him with is bottle rats like this prize over here.  Nik do you see Gayviator bouncing back and being able to afford hot chicks around him.

The word in Miami is that Gayviator is only going to clubs that will give him a one bottle minimum.  That must mean something?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, looks like for 2010 Gayviator has a new pose, WORD TO YOUR MOTHER!

Honestly, Gayviator is so Top Gun level.  Look how dark those lenses are.  I am beginning to think he has X-Ray vision.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik it was Gayviators birthday last week, and we never wished him a happy 47. Its ok here are photos from his birthday party so all the DA can leave him birthday wishes.

You know times are tough for Gayviator when they downgrade him to a Platinum Amex birthday cake instead of a Black Card birthday cake.  Poor guy.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here’s the Gayviator with Lourdes, Does goose know she’s being replaced ?? Did he trade up?

I am starting to notice that Gayviator likes his boagies round in the buttox region.  What is with her nose twitch?- nik