THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out Gayviators costume as a gay scout for Halloween. Here is his adventures for the night, Nik do what kind of merit badge did Gayviators earn that night?

Makes sense considering all boy-scouts are touched on the knee when they are young.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Gayviator hanging with Old Sunset douche is this the clash of the old douche bags, Nik who gets more shims between them?

Sunset Douche gets more shims because he cheats and uses HGH.  It is not fair.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, there was a DA request made for more pics of Erika Underw*** who was posing with Gayviator in an earlier post. So Dirty Army faithful, ask and ye shall receive! (I think he’s their pimp). 

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, in the past few months Gayviator has been caught off guard with no Sunglasses on, Nik is Gayviator allergic to sunlight? Or is he like Cyclops from the X-men and has superpowers that his eyes need to be protected?

Is it just me or does he age about 20 years without his shades on?  He needs to keep his Aviators on at all times… it makes sense now.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I use to have so much respect for Gayviator, we all know he is one of the biggest douchebags in history but you have to give credit when credit is due and he is always with a gang of hot chicks (he probs pays for most of them)… anyway I go to the mansion parties all the time since you can be anyone these days to get in (and trust me im no one) and I see all these hot chicks who f*ck hef so I lose all respect for them as a human at that point, but after I saw Gayviator with this chick who everyone knows Hef was sleeping with when he was with kendra, holly, and bridgett… I totally lost all respect I ever had for Gayviator… Nik would you with your dream girl if you knew she had slept with Hef?

Answer:  No, I would never touch Hef’s leftovers… even though I don’t think he has stabbed anything since 1989.  I can’t tell if this chick is Asian or not?  Maybe it is the way she does her make-up.  She is a solid 6.2377826 I think.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I was going through some event photos for a recent harry winston event in Miami and Guess who is in one of the press photos GAYVIATOR. Nik this guy is big time, Nik is it me or is Gayviator looking old now.

I wonder if he thinks sucking in his cheeks is his “blue steel”?- nik