Gayviator | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 5

Gayviator And His Wingman

August 25, 2009 Gayviator, Miami, The Dirty 24

Surprise Surprise..Another Miami Douche

Surprise Surprise..Another Miami Douche

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, Here is another douchetard trout that has somehow avoided being called out on The Dirty. This is Gil C*stillo, one of Gayviator’s wingmen. This guy thinks he is a model at his age (you can tell by his body right?) and feeds these young girls lies and gets them wasted to hook up with them. Honestly this guy is f*cked up everytime you see him out. Not sure what he does for a living, I think he scammed some money during the real estate boom… pretty typical miami douche. Nik, do you think this guy deserves a Dirty Celeb Name?

Need more of a background check on this guy and more pictures before I can make a Dirty Celeb status decision.  DIRTY ARMY, what is the scoop on him?  Broke or a Joke?- nik

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Breaking Dirty News: Photos Have Surfaced Of Gayviator With No Shades

August 20, 2009 Florida Gators, Gayviator, Miami, The Dirty 77

Breaking Dirty news photos have surfaced of gayviators with no shades

Breaking Dirty news photos have surfaced of gayviators with no shades

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is breaking news in the dirty there are photos surfacing of GAYVIATOR with no shades on, Nik does he lose his shiming ability without them?

He does lose his superpowers to attract Shims without his aviators. But I guess you can still pull tail when you roll up to a Gator game in a black Phantom.  Anybody know what this guy does for a living?- nik

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July 28, 2009 Gayviator, Las Vegas, Mapquest, Miami, The Dirty 42

MAPQUEST hanging with an old GAYVIATORS

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik check out Mapquest hanging out with Gayviators, is it me or has GAYVIATORS really began to age.

AOL sent over another letter this morning to my legal department today about MapQuest. They think she is overshadowing their brand “MapQuest” and will not back down. They do not see the humor in it. Good to see that AOL is spending shareholder dollars wisely during these hard economic times?- nik

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Shimming Around With Gayviators

June 2, 2009 Gayviator, Las Vegas, Miami 22

Shimming around with GAYVIATORS

Shimming around with GAYVIATORS

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik here is GAYVIATOR shimming around vegas memorial day weekend.

No way, he was there the same weekend as me?  Him and The Burrito should have hung out.- nik

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Gayviator At Suite

May 29, 2009 Gayviator, Miami, The Dirty 6


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is Gayviator with Erica, Carly, and Jennifer at South Beach nightlife personality Mark Lehmkul’s nightclub Suite, which went out of business.

Of course it did, besides the stupid name… Mark didn’t build a statue of himself to put on the bar.  That is what the successful South Beach nightlife personalities do.  They even wear gloves for good luck.- nik

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Gayviator Sighting With Mapquest

May 20, 2009 Gayviator, Las Vegas, Mapquest, The Dirty 18


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Gayviator has been hiding lately but looks like there was a sighting Of the Douchey one with Mapquest.

Gayviator loves taking directions from Mapquest… Hey Gayviator point at the one that you think is a dude?- nik

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February 5, 2009 Gayviator, Miami, The Dirty 22

Whose shim is it anyway

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, She is a playmate.  She is the one of the left, but now that I look at it more, would you with both of them, or have a threesome with them?

Sorry, but Gayviator’s Shims are off limits in my eyes (reason being their foreheads).- nik

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Gayviator’s Girl

February 5, 2009 Gayviator, Miami, RO-Hawk 10

Whose shim is it anyway

More of Nicole cheating on Ro-Hawk.

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