THE DIRTY ARMY: NIK, HERE IS SOME MORE PICS OF POTENTIAL DIRTY CELEB MASSEN-GIL(GAYVIATOR’S BFF), THE DOUCHE OF SOBE. I DON’T THINK THIS GUY HAS A PIC OUT THERE THAT ISN’T SHOWING HIS DOUCHETACTICS. SO WHAT’S YOUR DECISION NIK? DOUCHE OR NOT?

Total Douche… what should we name Gay-V’s BFF?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik ,GAYVIATORS dressed as david gaykem before now he has a new outfit as dwayne gayviator.

The Heat suck… they will never win another championship. D-Wade needs to leave them before he wastes his career.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, Here is another douchetard trout that has somehow avoided being called out on The Dirty. This is Gil C*stillo, one of Gayviator’s wingmen. This guy thinks he is a model at his age (you can tell by his body right?) and feeds these young girls lies and gets them wasted to hook up with them. Honestly this guy is f*cked up everytime you see him out. Not sure what he does for a living, I think he scammed some money during the real estate boom… pretty typical miami douche. Nik, do you think this guy deserves a Dirty Celeb Name?

Need more of a background check on this guy and more pictures before I can make a Dirty Celeb status decision.  DIRTY ARMY, what is the scoop on him?  Broke or a Joke?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is breaking news in the dirty there are photos surfacing of GAYVIATOR with no shades on, Nik does he lose his shiming ability without them?

He does lose his superpowers to attract Shims without his aviators. But I guess you can still pull tail when you roll up to a Gator game in a black Phantom.  Anybody know what this guy does for a living?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik check out Mapquest hanging out with Gayviators, is it me or has GAYVIATORS really began to age.

AOL sent over another letter this morning to my legal department today about MapQuest. They think she is overshadowing their brand “MapQuest” and will not back down. They do not see the humor in it. Good to see that AOL is spending shareholder dollars wisely during these hard economic times?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik here is GAYVIATOR shimming around vegas memorial day weekend.

No way, he was there the same weekend as me?  Him and The Burrito should have hung out.- nik